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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Cats and dogs are both p.great

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I'm vacationing for the next 2 weeks. So far I've petted a labradoodle, a boxer, a siamese catte, and a black catte. I'm excited to see what I get to pette on week 2 starting tomorrow

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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So after 3200 miles on my US coast to coast adventure, I can say the following definitively:

Prius drivers are always in the left lane going 20 over or 20 under.

BMW drivers are in a hurry and try to drive 30 mph faster than traffic can afford. They don't have time to wait for cars to move right because that's where they pass.

Brotrucks love to flip over. I've passed 5 accidents involving a brotruck.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I'm the weirdo that would buy a Cactus if offered in the US.

:colbert:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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cursedshitbox posted:




Go see Chernobyl unless you're scared of living without starbucks and artisanal toast.


Ya, that's on the top of a 16 story apartment building. I had a rad guide.

I went about 10 years ago and it was amazing. Do they still make you wear dosimeters?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

The words "I'm engaged" and "my fiance" we're spoken several times.


Danced around the monogamy :haw:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I'm gay and I couldn't tell you what a nice set of balls look like. I'm more of a whole package kind of guy anyway.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I had a conversation with a straight friend the other day about boobs and dicks. He tried to convince me that all dicks look the same, but boobs are all different. He couldn't understand why anyone would like dicks.

(good thing for him that his wife likes his)

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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You started it, Mr Inseminator :colbert:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Life is like a hurricane...

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Dick
Balls
Boobs
Pussy

Too many assholes

:colbert:

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Cod is great
Cod is good
Let us thank it
For our food

By our hands
We cook our fish
Make into a yummy dish
Amen

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