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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I hope you enjoy eight years of President Chimp and see your country being run into the ground for the memes because the Democrats wont stop putting out corporatist shitheel presidential candidates that have to rig party primaries in their favour because they couldn't hope to defeat the bastard child of Danny DeVito and Larry David in a fair election.



you're flailing pretty hard right now

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Bad Parenting
Mar 26, 2007

This could get emotional...


So I know the Labour MP withdrew the amendment about women in Northern Ireland getting abortions over in England, what was the actual deal the Tories offered though? Please tell me it was more than just money being made available to charities to support them here?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bad Parenting posted:

So I know the Labour MP withdrew the amendment about women in Northern Ireland getting abortions over in England, what was the actual deal the Tories offered though? Please tell me it was more than just money being made available to charities to support them here?

i think that's exactly what it is

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Good newthread, fellow Corbyn fans.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Bad Parenting posted:

So I know the Labour MP withdrew the amendment about women in Northern Ireland getting abortions over in England, what was the actual deal the Tories offered though? Please tell me it was more than just money being made available to charities to support them here?

No, it's literally just some money being fudged to charities. While I'm sure those charities will do good work with the extra cash, it does absolutely nothing to improve the lot of women in NI seeking access to the same basic human rights as their peers in mainland UK. They will still have to jump through numerous hoops and face an onslaught of social stigma just to access the basic rights that women in the rest of the UK have.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

I hope when Jezza gets in he sends a crack team of highly-trained covert abortionists over to Northern Ireland and sets them up in a hairdressing salon.

This is also my sitcom pitch, which neither the BBC nor RTÉ have got back to me about.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

No, it's literally just some money being fudged to charities. While I'm sure those charities will do good work with the extra cash, it does absolutely nothing to improve the lot of women in NI seeking access to the same basic human rights as their peers in mainland UK. They will still have to jump through numerous hoops and face an onslaught of social stigma just to access the basic rights that women in the rest of the UK have.
Supporting abortion with Conservative characteristics.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
This thread is tastier than Our Boy Jezza's finest jam. Top work lads.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Hmm, is it too late to get a gang tag?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
do the Brexit meetings get streamed anywhere?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Anyone advocating solar *panels* can get in the sea.

Solar panels are a nightmare to manufacture and maintain and shouldn't be considered an option at all.

Use lenses to evaporate water and run it down a turbine! Use mirrors to focus the sun's rays on a tower to run a turbine there*! Harness the sun's power to heat the atmosphere by running generators with the air currents that result from the hot air moving!

(* Yes, this is in fact what Helios One in Fallout New Vegas is. It's a real, very good power plant design)

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Bristol is good

(phone posting so dunno if this is breaking tables)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

communism bitch posted:


Bristol is good

(phone posting so dunno if this is breaking tables)

A couple of days before the election a huge banner went up in the city centre slagging off May and encouraging everyone to vote for Corbyn. There's now instead a huge bit of grafitti advertising proportional representation. I love living in my socialist hugbox :unsmith:

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Guy Goodbody posted:

do the Brexit meetings get streamed anywhere?

Try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxKFhA3JRwY

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


communism bitch posted:


Bristol is good

(phone posting so dunno if this is breaking tables)

FIGH FOR
SOCIALISM

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Hah! I didn't notice that. Well, at least they got the hardest word right. :haw:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you all post too much. anything interesting happen in last months thread last night?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
guavanaut its not healthy to be making these threads at midnight every month

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jose posted:

you all post too much. anything interesting happen in last months thread last night?

Some european posters came in with the shocking hot take that brexit is in fact bad. We were all suitably stunned and thanked them for this news.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jose posted:

guavanaut its not healthy to be making these threads at midnight every month

But he does such a good job. His sacrifice has been noted.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at the hong kong person thinking the british government gives a poo poo about what happens there or is willing to upset xi

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KO9msT5Qw

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Guavanaut posted:

agreed to give a billion or so of public money to NI to keep the DUP onside, which has made some Scottish Tories unhappy.

Wait, has it actually or is ruth davidson just pretending that the scottish tories actually care about not being total shitheads and/or that all scottish tory mps are just exact copies of ruth davidson

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I don't know if they were Scottish MPs but some Tories did denounce the decision in the house before voting for it, so I think it's fair enough to say that's unhappy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Angepain posted:

Wait, has it actually or is ruth davidson just pretending that the scottish tories actually care about not being total shitheads and/or that all scottish tory mps are just exact copies of ruth davidson

^^^^ lol

I do find it hilarious that Davidson is the only Scottish Tory able to not appear a complete poo poo at all times:

https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/880391518548316160

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

communism bitch posted:


Bristol is good

(phone posting so dunno if this is breaking tables)

Welcome to Good Town - whatcha doin in briz, Ober?

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism




The woman in the background gets it :getin:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

dont wear your fur suit to the wedding

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013


Add to the OP immediately.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

From each according to their ability to each according to their need.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Don't play that fake 'nuclear war is happening now' news broadcast on youtube when she's going to sleep.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

You're asking goons for marital advice? Think of what Pissflaps would have done and do the opposite. That's how I've maintained my relationship for the past 4 years!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?


Jose posted:

dont wear your fur suit to the wedding

looool

Seriously, though, I'm not married or ever plan to be, so I have little advice beyond 'don't bring the bottle into the bedroom', but congratulations, lad.

EDIT - This is probably true though VVVVVVVV

Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Jul 1, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

monogamy is a mistake

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

"I doooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH JEREMY COOOOOORRRRRRBYNNNNN" should be the last words you say in the chapel

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

Welcome to Good Town - whatcha doin in briz, Ober?

My gf has been desperate to visit since she moved to the uk 5 years ago. Her verdict so far is that it's the british Barcelona. I think this is based mostly on the filthy streets and grafitti on every available surface.
We'e gonna mooch around, hit a museum or two, usual stuff.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Camrath posted:

Aww poo poo, am getting married in a few hours chaps. Anyone got suitably Correct advice for a happy marriage? Should I seize her means of production?

Good luck!

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