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I want to share my adventures in exotic Iceland w u. I did not bring a camera and I'm just borrowing someone's smart phone. But it's been fun and I've seen some horses. Fun fact Iceland there are 300k peeps here, also this Icelandic dude want's his phone b

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Nosfereefer posted:

I want to share my adventures in exotic Iceland w u. I did not bring a camera and I'm just borrowing someone's smart phone. But it's been fun and I've seen some horses. Fun fact Iceland there are 300k peeps here, also this Icelandic dude want's his phone b

Can you MS paint your experiences? Also, how was the hakarl?

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My friend Andrew Zimmern (I call everyone I watch on tv for more than an hour my friend, I feel like after staring at someone intently and listening to their words for that long makes them a not stranger any more and therefore are my friend) said that if you don't gag after eating it the first time you're a man. Do you know any women who tried it and didn't gag and if so was there like a transformation? Thank you in advance!

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My friend Andrew Zimmern (I call everyone I watch on tv for more than an hour my friend, I feel like after staring at someone intently and listening to their words for that long makes them a not stranger any more and therefore are my friend) said that if you don't gag after eating it the first time you're a man. Do you know any women who tried it and didn't gag and if so was there like a transformation? Thank you in advance!

I like that on the rare occasion he doesn't like something, he'll say it out loud to the smiling foreigner and nodding foreigner who can't understand a word he's saying

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haha just imagine being in iceland right now it's probably crazy

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Iceland is basically heaven. It is very difficult to go anywhere that isn't beautiful.

alnilam

I learned Icelandic once but I'm very rusty, someday i really want to go there

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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
i went to iceland because of something i did in eve online the videogame and the water smells like farts and there are no trees and even in the summer when its supposed to be nice and warm and good a single stiff breeze from the north will cleave you in two so overall i'd rate it 3 out of 5 stars

e. i also went in the summer and the night clubs stay open all loving night and there';s banging tunes on the go 24/7 when you're just trying to get some sleep

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hay, i saw you.

im impossible not to see i am gigantic and huge irl

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im impossible not to see i am gigantic and huge irl

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i have some relatives there, and i only visited once but i loved it. my aunt gave me the "special treatment" (nothing sexual) instead of just going on the golden circle and showed me all these cool places. taking in the landscapes i think is the best part of it, and it's worth it

hanging out with my cousin and going to the clubs were fun. they had one bouncer from the US that was from the army, stationed there and got a job for the night at a club. he was trying to stop people from going upstairs because it's supposed to close at a certain time, but people there pushed by him and were like "eff you american soldier, don't tell us icelanders what to do"

iceland has no army, but they do have a "crisis response unit" that probably has probably a little more than 150 people. even though it is so small, most of the citizens don't like it because it goes agains their tradition of practicing pacifism, and being non-mitilarized. the big guns are brought by the US with a coast guard stationed there, and more firepower if any country ever wants to mess around

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back from iceland now. the water smelled like farts 5/5

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Can you MS paint your experiences? Also, how was the hakarl?

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if u see her tell bjork i said hi

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you have a 1/300,000 chance of meeting bjork if you go to iceland but thats way better odds than if you just stay home

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iceland fact: 1 in every 150,000 Icelandic people have scored against England

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Greenland: Iceland isn't icy!

Iceland: ...

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Splatmaster posted:

Greenland: Iceland isn't icy!

Iceland: ...

i learned that by watching The MIghty DUcks 2

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I took a picture of Iceland the last time I flew by it

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EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I took a picture of Iceland the last time I flew by it


Hard to see, I'm still not convinced that Iceland actually exists.

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why does the water smell like farts?

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why does the water smell like farts?

*guilty look on my face*

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True story: A cat's favorite place in the whole wide world is of course Lapland. My cat told me so it's obv. true

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Okay well I guess I'll be the first to post actual pictures of Iceland in the thread! Iceland is amazing. I took all of these.










































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joke_explainer posted:

Okay well I guess I'll be the first to post actual pictures of Iceland in the thread! Iceland is amazing. I took all of these.




Thanks for sharing! Most of those pics were beautiful, but this one made me laugh!

I don't know if it is a "heres a place for you american tourists to go" or "us locals want to go to a cool bar like they have in america" but it is funny either way.

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Twenty Four posted:

Thanks for sharing! Most of those pics were beautiful, but this one made me laugh!

I don't know if it is a "heres a place for you american tourists to go" or "us locals want to go to a cool bar like they have in america" but it is funny either way.

I went there and I still don't know! Half of the patrons were Icelandic but who knows what was going on. More interesting was the big lebowski themed bar down the street. Each room was themed after a different part of the movie. That was a definite tourist trap... but still most of the people were Iocals. I have photos tho if you want. Cool place.

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but still most of the people were Iocals.

pretty cool of them to come from io, jupiter is a long ways away

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I went there and I still don't know! Half of the patrons were Icelandic but who knows what was going on. More interesting was the big lebowski themed bar down the street. Each room was themed after a different part of the movie. That was a definite tourist trap... but still most of the people were Iocals. I have photos tho if you want. Cool place.

Yes, please! And thanks so much for the other pics you posted!

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I went there and I still don't know! Half of the patrons were Icelandic but who knows what was going on. More interesting was the big lebowski themed bar down the street. Each room was themed after a different part of the movie. That was a definite tourist trap... but still most of the people were Iocals. I have photos tho if you want. Cool place.

As that is one of my favorite movies, yes please!

alnilam posted:

pretty cool of them to come from io, jupiter is a long ways away

lol @ moon jokes

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Twenty Four posted:

As that is one of my favorite movies, yes please!

It's essentially four rooms. The first is themed after bowling, then there's a room themed after an American front porch, then a diner. Unfortunately the Treehorn themed upstairs patio was closed when I was there as it was too cold, but the bathrooms downstairs and the stairs down are themed after the Jackie Treehorn bit too.

Here are my photos, sorry they aren't the best, the lighting was a little dim.









There's like palm trees and stuff down there. I didn't want to be walking around the bathroom with a camera out, so no pic from down there but it's all themed too and like there's fake palm trees.





They had a whole special white russian menu, of course. The food and drinks were fine, certainly nothing to get too excited about, but eh, it's all fairly fun. Like everything in Iceland, tho, it's pretty expensive: A bacon burger, fries, and a soda is about $23.50.

Web site and menu: http://lebowskibar.is

You can see the whole place here here, including the cool patio I couldn't get up on:

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Huh, thats pretty neat! I had some of "The Dudes Brew" or something at a casino once, and the taps were shaped like bowling pins. I wonder if that's what they had there, looks sort of the same. The one I had was some seasonal draft beer and was pretty good.

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True story: A cat's favorite place in the whole wide world is of course Lapland. My cat told me so it's obv. true

actually true story: in lappland people prefer dogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Lapphund
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ooooh, you will herd reindeers, yes you will!

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actually true story: in lappland people prefer dogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Lapphund
:s

My... my cat's a liar?

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My... my cat's a liar?

seriously if you plan on living in kautokeino, be prepared for constant barking. everyone has like 10 dogs. (and, yes, i hate to be the one to tell you, but cats lie)

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seriously if you plan on living in kautokeino, be prepared for constant barking. everyone has like 10 dogs. (and, yes, i hate to be the one to tell you, but cats lie)

Thanks, I had my suspicions, but now that you mention it, he DOES have a certain mocking expression on his face every time I get up and do anything, like he can do it better. They all do, come to think of it. I better go check on them and make sure they're all ok!

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