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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

JBP posted:

Oi mates I've got the August thread primed to go. Want me to launch it now?

You gently caress I called August.

EDIT: you might as well take it since I forgot to do a write up over the weekend.

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

You Am I posted:

You gently caress I called August.

EDIT: you might as well take it since I forgot to do a write up over the weekend.

Sorry mate, but you should have taken it easier on the leaning while I was off lifting.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

JBP posted:

Auspol August: The Faint Glow of Chinese Ciggies on the Hill

so The Adventures of Anidav

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
In politics news today:

Airport delays from terrorism raids.
Labor has 400k in donations from tobacco.
Refugees being evicted from manus compound attacked with machetes.

:australia:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Les Murray died.

Shithouse.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

You Am I posted:

You gently caress I called August.

EDIT: you might as well take it since I forgot to do a write up over the weekend.

mate what's to write up it's two words

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Thread is going up I can't be hosed emailing it to myself to load tonight.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
*dives into Facebook comments*


quote:

Bill! People with trust accounts may also be voters. What's the point of working hard and saving money then the governments says you're too rich, we'll take some of your money! Might as well live on the dole and get a pension when we get old ! This is another reason why Labor will remain in opposition for a long time yet, they think if they support homosexual marriage they'll win easily, dream on guys!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Police are investigating a series of incidents on Melbourne's bike paths, in which they believe oil has been deliberately spilt on the paths so cyclists lose control.

It is understood a female cyclist had to have emergency dental surgery at the Royal Melbourne Hospital, after coming off her bike last night in the latest incident on the Dynon Road path, in West Melbourne.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Police are investigating a series of incidents on Melbourne's bike paths, in which they believe oil has been deliberately spilt on the paths so cyclists lose control.

It is understood a female cyclist had to have emergency dental surgery at the Royal Melbourne Hospital, after coming off her bike last night in the latest incident on the Dynon Road path, in West Melbourne.

That's my loving bike path.

Close this thread.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
gently caress off Bolt, you lovely loving hack.


bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Synthbuttrange posted:

Police are investigating a series of incidents on Melbourne's bike paths, in which they believe oil has been deliberately spilt on the paths so cyclists lose control.

It is understood a female cyclist had to have emergency dental surgery at the Royal Melbourne Hospital, after coming off her bike last night in the latest incident on the Dynon Road path, in West Melbourne.
drat that's rough, hopefully someone finds the shitheads/shithead

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Synthbuttrange posted:

Police are investigating a series of incidents on Melbourne's bike paths, in which they believe oil has been deliberately spilt on the paths so cyclists lose control.

It is understood a female cyclist had to have emergency dental surgery at the Royal Melbourne Hospital, after coming off her bike last night in the latest incident on the Dynon Road path, in West Melbourne.

Sounds like those tack attacks. What on earth is wrong with these people?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-08/cyclists-tacks-yarra-boulevard-kew-vicroads/7072342

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

bandaid.friend posted:

Sounds like those tack attacks. What on earth is wrong with these people?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-08/cyclists-tacks-yarra-boulevard-kew-vicroads/7072342

I guess you've never seen this place of wonder.
https://www.facebook.com/Aussies.Over.Cyclists/

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

hooman posted:

I guess you've never seen this place of wonder.
https://www.facebook.com/Aussies.Over.Cyclists/

I hadn't, and I was happier for it

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

bandaid.friend posted:

Sounds like those tack attacks. What on earth is wrong with these people?

I ask the exact same thing about cyclists.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Milky Moor posted:

I ask the exact same thing about cyclists.
Cyclists are the recreational scuba divers of the roadways.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Goddamn roadtoads.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Sammy Spandex rides where he likes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

hooman posted:

gently caress off Bolt, you lovely loving hack.




This is what happens when you let priests into schools.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
*opens a fresh bag of bicycle helmets*

:munch:

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

hooman posted:

*opens a fresh bag of bicycle helmets*

:munch:

mmm crunchy

much like the skulls of helmet-less cyclists

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CrazyTolradi posted:

Cyclists are the recreational scuba divers of the roadways.

PATH PATROL STATUS: ACTIVE

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
bike riding is lame, where the gently caress is my inline skate lane???

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

GoldStandardConure posted:

bike riding is lame, where the gently caress is my inline skate lane???

at the bottom of this cliff *helpful shove*

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
People who drive cars get so loving incandescently mad about people not driving cars

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Realtalk, cyclists are the libertarians of the roadways.

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

JBP posted:

Les Murray died.

Shithouse.

Les is mort, more or less.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

CrazyTolradi posted:

Realtalk, cyclists are the libertarians of the roadways.

Realtalk, car drivers are the over-entitled boomers of the roadways.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Realtalk, car drivers are the over-entitled boomers of the roadways.

Road rules and helmets = NEEDLESS GOVERNMENT REGULATION! STOP RESTRICTING ME, DIRTY STATIST

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xs1lUK4jas

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
no cars
no bikes

only blades

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

hooman posted:

gently caress off Bolt, you lovely loving hack.




Fitting that Bolt believes that Christianity makes for better, compassionate, charitable people but is not interested himself.

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

CrazyTolradi posted:

Realtalk, cyclists are the libertarians of the roadways.

Real libertarians aren't the anything of the roadways, jetpacks are the only fitting conveyance for the randian ubermensch.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Meat Miracle posted:

Real libertarians aren't the anything of the roadways, jetpacks are the only fitting conveyance for the randian ubermensch.

I thought it was borne upon the backs of the men you own due entirely to your own merit.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Mandatory listening.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

CrazyTolradi posted:

Road rules and helmets = NEEDLESS GOVERNMENT REGULATION! STOP RESTRICTING ME, DIRTY STATIST

Other people using what is perceived to be "their" space = KILL ALL CYCLISTS THEY ARE MY ROADS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT ON THEM STOP BEING NEAR ME DIRTY POOR

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Other people using what is perceived to be "their" space = KILL ALL CYCLISTS THEY ARE MY ROADS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT ON THEM STOP BEING NEAR ME DIRTY POOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T85vsCS-b0g

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009


ABC just gave me the answer, I''ll never wonder again.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-31/les-murray-australias-voice-of-football-dies-aged-71/8759810

quote:

Les Murray (1945-2017)
Born in small village on outskirts of Budapest, immigrated to Australia in 1957 as refugee

RIP

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racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
cyclists and drivers are both bad

the only good thing to do is never go outside

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