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galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

It starts today, you guys! Do you think they'll save the animals this time??

https://gamesdonequick.com/

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I can't wait to watch the inevitable highlights reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-CDn9-sAk

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
gross

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm gamer

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Ok

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
I like to watch these and and pretend I'm in a coma but instead of dreaming about weird poo poo I'm actually having an interesting life.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Spermany.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Im the first time attendee who thinks downtown Minneapolis is a bustling urban center

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm speedrunning a super lovely NES game from the 80s that no one has ever heard of. I have put in more hours playing it than the developers put in making it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm watching a popular game that anyone nerdy enough to watch this has already seen at this event multiple times over the years. The runner has logged more hours into the game than he spent on campus during his entire high school career. The run is virtually indistinguishable from the others, aside from two corners cut at 1:35:26 and 3:04:98 respectively.

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Dec 23, 2004

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mind the walrus posted:

I'm watching a popular game that anyone nerdy enough to watch this has already seen at this event multiple times over the years. The runner has logged more hours into the game than he spent on campus during his entire high school career. The run is virtually indistinguishable from the others, aside from two corners cut at 1:35:26 and 3:04:98 respectively.

I think that is cool

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


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Im the female attendee who has 3 dudes in cargo shorts shadowing me everywhere I go

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Liquid Drink posted:

I think that is cool
I disagree but respect your opinion

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Liquid Drink posted:

I think that is cool

Me too but you'll never hear me say it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm the extremely socially awkward and autistic nerd who bought tickets to see speedrunning live. I have rarely interacted with other people before or been in social situations. During every speedrun, I scream out a Waluigi "WAHH!" every 5 seconds in an attempt to get laughs and make friends. I do this for 7 days straight.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm the extremely socially awkward and autistic nerd who bought tickets to see speedrunning live. I have rarely interacted with other people before or been in social situations. During every speedrun, I scream out a Waluigi "WAHH!" every 5 seconds in an attempt to get laughs and make friends. I do this for 7 days straight.

This but unironically

(i don't have my badge yet or Id post a picture)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i just became aware that the cosmo saga is a thing and holey moley

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if something is better to watch on youtube than to go see in real life then

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Dec 23, 2004

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Pawn 17 posted:

I'm the extremely socially awkward and autistic nerd who bought tickets to see speedrunning live. I have rarely interacted with other people before or been in social situations. During every speedrun, I scream out a Waluigi "WAHH!" every 5 seconds in an attempt to get laughs and make friends. I do this for 7 days straight.

I think that's cool

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

lol @ video games speed running

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

im real life speed book reader, want to watch me reading a book where i skip every second sentence?

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

im speed movie watcher, i watch movies on fast forward

my personal best and a world record is Good burger (1h 43min) just in 23 seconds !!!!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm the extremely socially awkward and autistic nerd who bought tickets to see speedrunning live. I have rarely interacted with other people before or been in social situations. During every speedrun, I scream out a Waluigi "WAHH!" every 5 seconds in an attempt to get laughs and make friends. I do this for 7 days straight.

Text me

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Speedrunning is the dumbest loving thing imaginable and the only place all these assholes should be rushing to is an early grave.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

my biggest rival in speed movie watching circuit is this one guy who has superautism, he can watch movie without an actual player

he can do this and smell really bad and being a weirdo at the same time too

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
First game? Nier Automata... one-handed



:thunk:

Voltraine
Feb 8, 2017

by Smythe
Yeaahh play the games fast, dudes

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

myDad posted:

First game? Nier Automata... one-handed



:thunk:

whaaat???? video gamers are retarded perverts ??!?!?!?! news at 10

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Why would you design your killer robot with a pussy & butthole??

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

besides my world record viewing of Good burger (1h 43min) in 23 seconds my one other bigger accomplishment was when i managed perfectly sync Paul Blart: Mall Cop ( 1h 31min) and Ernest eats pants (3h 32min) to run equally in 2minutes 14 seconds, i watched this repeated for 18 days straight

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Fagmaster posted:

whaaat???? video gamers are retarded perverts ??!?!?!?! news at 10
Jesus Christ who poo poo in your cheerios

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

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Fagmaster posted:

besides my world record viewing of Good burger (1h 43min) in 23 seconds my one other bigger accomplishment was when i managed perfectly sync Paul Blart: Mall Cop ( 1h 31min) and Ernest eats pants (3h 32min) to run equally in 2minutes 14 seconds, i watched this repeated for 18 days straight

LOL

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Fagmaster posted:

besides my world record viewing of Good burger (1h 43min) in 23 seconds my one other bigger accomplishment was when i managed perfectly sync Paul Blart: Mall Cop ( 1h 31min) and Ernest eats pants (3h 32min) to run equally in 2minutes 14 seconds, i watched this repeated for 18 days straight

HURR HURR because those are movies aren't games though????? :wth:

see I can step on jokes like a dickless turd too

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

CAN U FEEL IT YEAH posted:

It starts today, you guys! Do you think they'll save the animals this time??

https://gamesdonequick.com/

https://i.imgur.com/oYLpzJr.gifv

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

That guy was annoying as hell & kept making really strange comments

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

when im speed watching movies i normally keep my refrigerators door open to waste even more electricity

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

not only i speed watch movies but other things too, just last year i sped up this chuck norris total gym commercial by 50 times. my favorite part is that half a second fracture that is scrambled mess of that part where this guy ask norris how tough he is and some silly exercise part, i dont know nothing about exercising

this lasted 7 months and during that time i didn't take a single bath or contributed nothing to society

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


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Lotta posters who are still mad they couldn't get the skips themselves when they tried to do it.

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