- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Im am OCD gamer who has to check all the doors, unless the hallway has a nook or a bend you need to check
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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JERRY: It's gotta be the doors. The doors, everytime. It's no question! What if there's a cutscene?
GEORGE: Exactly! That's what I said - what if there's a cutscene? You can't be sure you're coming back from that.
JERRY: Can't be sure.
GEORGE: There's so much stuff that could be in the rooms – treasure chests, lore... a save point!
JERRY: A secret boss...
GEORGE: A secret boss, Jerry! That's something that's NEVER coming back! NEVER! You miss that and it's GONE! [whistles] Right, out the window! One secret boss – skipped! [almost screaming] Goodbye 100% completion rate!
JERRY: It's gotta be the doors.
GEORGE: And do you know what he said?
JERRY: What did he say?
GEORGE [Chad voice]: 'What if there's a cutscene behind one of the doors?'
JERRY [slowly puts his coffee cup down]: A cutscene... behind one of the doors?
GEORGE [gestures madly with his hands]: A cutscene behind one of the doors!
JERRY: I've never heard of such a thing.
GEORGE: It's unheard of!
JERRY: It would completely ruin the point of having a hallway in the first place! Why not just have it be a series of rooms?
GEORGE: It would kill gaming, Jerry! It would kill gaming as we know it! Why not just watch a movie? It's gotta be the doors - or you're mad! You're a madman!
JERRY: It's the doors. Just go for the doors!
GEORGE: It's gotta be the doors!
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Jul 4, 2017 21:53
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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strafe jumping the hallway in 2 perfect jumps and ignoring all the doors, thats a goomba stomp
More games need strafe jumping and bunny hopping
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Jul 5, 2017 01:39
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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You wouldn't even be good at doing those things so why would you wish for it.
Because I like being mechanically challenged by games even when it frustrates me
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