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Because no one gives two shits about the British giving us a country, but gently caress yeah whizz whizz boom boom all week long
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I really would like some sleep though
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Jul 4, 2017 05:36
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That last one wasn't fireworks, that was me shooting my chopper into the air
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Come step to me and I'll fill your rear end full of lead old man
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Jul 4, 2017 05:37
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I'm sorry all the freedom happening outside your walls is bothering you, commie.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:37
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long live the queen. hakuna matata
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Jul 4, 2017 05:38
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It's purge night, bitch
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Jul 4, 2017 05:39
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Just pretend the fireworks are going off because you entered the tiny castle on your way to saving the princess.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:40
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put on a fan or ac unit in your room to block out the noise
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Jul 4, 2017 05:43
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Go for a relaxing night drive, and open fire on anyone you see setting off fireworks
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Jul 4, 2017 05:44
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alcohol & explosives is awesome FYI.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:44
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Fireworks are loving retarded. Wish that Giants player died after dinking around with them, losing a few fingers was too good for him. A stupid tradition for a bunch of stupid people. I'm from WA and I say gently caress em' all.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:45
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If you set off a large enough explosion, the others will realize the futility of trying to compete with you and stop
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:If you set off a large enough explosion, the others will realize the futility of trying to compete with you, and stop reminds me of the soviet experiment with the emperor bomb, or 'tsar bomba'.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:46
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Woooooo! Shiny lights!!! Loud noises!!! 
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:If you set off a large enough explosion, the others will realize the futility of trying to compete with you and stop Or it will escalate until someone brings C4 to an M80 party.
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ProfessorMurder posted:Or it will escalate until someone brings C4 to an M80 party. Obvious solution: do not lose
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Obvious solution: do not lose one must open fire. hips locked, know ur cover
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Go to sleep
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Jul 4, 2017 05:49
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Dolphin posted:Because no one gives two shits about the British giving us a country, but gently caress yeah whizz whizz boom boom all week long On a scale of 40-70, how old are you?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:On a scale of 40-70, how old are you?
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Man gently caress American pride
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Kuato posted:Fireworks are loving retarded. Wish that Giants player died after dinking around with them, losing a few fingers was too good for him. A stupid tradition for a bunch of stupid people. I'm from WA and I say gently caress em' all. I'm from CA and I say I'd at least like to have the opportunity to blow my fingers off, check your fireworks privilege 
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GONNA LIGHT SOME M80S NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE OP! EAT A MOTHERFUCKIN HOT DOG OP!
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Kuato posted:Fireworks are loving retarded. Wish that Giants player died after dinking around with them, losing a few fingers was too good for him.
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I WORK TONIGHT YOU loving poo poo, GIVE IT A REST OR I'LL COME DOWN THERE AND loving KICK YOU TO SLEEP
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ILL SUVE THAT FIRECRAKCRE WHER THE SUN DON'T SHINE@@@!!!!
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are you telling me you don't sleep with the white-noise embrace from a Penncrest box fan from the 70s? this calls for some mccarthyism
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Jul 4, 2017 08:16
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I could watch the gently caress out of some fireworks right now.
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in my neighborhood it's like a fun game for residents and cops, which ones are the REAL gunshots???  the answer is never zero liking pretty lights is cool, blowing things up just because you're the simpleton who wants thing to go boom is BAF (basic as f)
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Jul 4, 2017 08:35
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Look at Bruno Mars go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMivT7MJ41M That boy can dance!
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Fireworks started going off around 10pm yesterday, then a storm rolled in. It's been nothing but heavy rain and thunder for a while now. God is good.
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i wonder how many people will bankrupt themselves and their family with medical bills after sustaining an injury while drunkenly setting off cheap fireworks from china to celebrate american independence
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I hear North Korea is getting ready to send some celebratory fireworks over to you in Alaska. 
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olaf2022 posted:I'm from CA and I say I'd at least like to have the opportunity to blow my fingers off, check your fireworks privilege Edit: Also they've been setting small amounts of them off for three nights in a row already, and they also do it around any kind of sport game victory, 5th of May, New Year, and every second Tuesday for no reason. Fireworks? More like firejerks. roomforthetuna fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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olaf2022 posted:I'm from CA and I say I'd at least like to have the opportunity to blow my fingers off, check your fireworks privilege Fireworks are legal in CA.
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I do wish they'd stop after 11pm but nooo
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I am embarrassed to share a country with anyone who doesn't like fireworks
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This thread is full of shameful americans don't worry friends, i'll enjoy the fireworks for all of you
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