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 What a depressing picture. There are no matches to watch until the clubs use the pre-season to start whoring themselves out to the highest bidders. Here is a selection of what might be entertaining to watch for your club this month... Arsenal: July 19 - Bayern Munich (Shanghai Stadium - International Champions Cup) July 22 - Chelsea (Bird’s Nest Stadium, Beijing) July 29 - Benfica (Emirates Cup) July 30 - Sevilla (Emirates Cup) Bournemouth: July 30 - Valencia (Vitality Stadium) Brighton: Norwich hosts them on 29th of July, and the only poo poo that will be found in either dressing room will be Norwich's squad (Condolences BSE) Burnley: This space left intentionally blank Chelsea: July 22 - Arsenal (Bird's Nest Stadium, Beijing) July 25 - Bayern Munich (Signapore - International Champions Cup) July 29 - Inter Milan (Singapore - International Champions Cup) Crystal Palace: July 19 - Liverpool (Hong Kong - PL Asia Trophy) Everton: July 19 - FC Twente (SV De Lutte) Huddersfield: They signed Tom Ince. That about sums up the only interesting thing that will happen for this club all month. Leicester: July 22 - Crystal Palace/Liverpool (Hong Kong, PL Asia Trophy) Liverpool: July 19 - Crystal Palace (Hong Kong, PL Asia Trophy) July 22 - West Brom/Leicester (Hong Kong, PL Asia Trophy) July 29 - Hertha BSC (Olympiastadion, Berlin) Manchester City: July 20 - Manchester United (NRG Stadium, Houston - International Champions Cup) July 26 - Real Madrid (Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum - International Champions Cup) July 29 - Tottenham (Nissan Stadium, Nashville - International Champions Cup) Manchester United: July 20 - Manchester City (NRG Stadium, Houston - International Champions Cup) July 23 - Real Madrid (Levi's Stadium, Calfornia - International Champions Cup) July 26 - Barcelona (FedExField, Washington - International Champions Cup) Newcastle: July 29 - Mainz (Opel Arena) Southampton: Brentford. Southampton is literally spending their summer in Brentford. Stoke: July 15 - Monaco (Switzerland) Swansea: Haha, they're playing 2nd tier American teams Tottenham: July 22 - PSG (Camping World Stadium, Orlando - International Champions Cup) July 25 - Roma (Red Bull Arena, New Jersey - International Champions Cup) July 29 - Manchester City (Nissan Stadium, Tennessee - International Champions Cup) West Brom: Condolences Thirteenth Step, the summer will somehow be more boring than your regular season in spite of all the games the club will be playing West Ham: July 28 - Werder Bremen (Betway Cup) July 29 - Werder Bremen (Betway Cup) Fun topics of discussion:  How much did Arsenal pay Santi Cazorla's surgeons, and can I be one of them too?  But can they deliver a performance that isn't massively poo poo?  Will he just gently caress off already?  Fuckin' Jurgen Klopp.  Is David Silva starring in a remake of Philadelphia?  Charlie Adam is 31 years old. This picture was taken 3 years ago. What is wrong with the Scottish gene pool?
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Vinestalk posted:Charlie Adam is 31 years old. This picture was taken 3 years ago. What is wrong with the Scottish gene pool? More nurture than nature, I mean look at this deep fried Mars bar: 
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Europa League - Qualification July 4 FT Balzan FC 3 - 3 Videoton FC live 84' FC Progres Niedercorn 2 - 0 Rangers 
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oliwan posted:Europa League - Qualification July 4 Oh man I can't wait to destroy the die hard Rangers fan at work.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:09
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Solid OP for a liquid month.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:47
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Rangers F.C. were booted out of the europa league today by Progrès Niederkorn, Luxemburg's 4th best team.
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Why are you posting about that itt?
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Funny, I thought Rangers succumbed to progress a long time ago
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oliwan posted:Rangers F.C. were booted out of the europa league today by Progrès Niederkorn, Luxemburg's 4th best team. That is embarrassing as gently caress
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Jose posted:Why are you posting about that itt? i think he's pretending to be from Luxembourg now
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Jul 5, 2017 03:40
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Luxembourg is Serbia
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I'm sad santi carzola is dead
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Jul 5, 2017 07:11
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July is possible an even worse month than June because there's football but it's all dumb friendlies
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oliwan posted:Europa League - Qualification July 4 "The club has only won one tie in European competition, (2-1 aggregate) against Rangers FC in the 2017-18 Europa League First Qualifying Round. Before then, they only managed two draws and one goal"
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Jul 5, 2017 09:35
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fucks sake charlie adams teeth need to have a family reunion
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Niederkorn is actually German for "weirdly-shaped, tiny penis." It was Pep Guardiola's nickname at Bayern.
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vyelkin posted:July is possible an even worse month than June because there's football but it's all dumb friendlies How dare you speak ill of the Emirates Cup
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Jul 6, 2017 11:24
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You would expect the Emirates cup to be a tournament between teams that have Emirates as sponsor like Arsenal, Real Madrid, Hamburg SV and Milan
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Jul 6, 2017 22:51
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Bradley Lowery is no longer responsive  http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brave-cancer-battler-bradley-lowery-10750766
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Jul 6, 2017 22:53
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ayb posted:Bradley Lowery is no longer responsive Think that'll stop them wheeling him out every other week?
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ayb posted:Bradley Lowery is no longer responsive "... has not passed away yet, he is very poorly and weak but still fighting on." You could use this same line for Sunderland circa April of this year
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Jul 7, 2017 00:45
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Pretty hosed up of Sunderland to murder a kid by getting relegated
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ayb posted:Bradley Lowery is no longer responsive Alright Jermain, keep it together.
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https://twitter.com/MsiDouglas/status/883269587801784320
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Jul 7, 2017 11:55
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Tony Qualix? I was about to ask where Magath is right now but found out through Google instead. I didn't realize he went to China.
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When's the due date lmao 
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I wish Pulis was still running the pre-season training at Stoke. At least the players would start the season looking fit instead of taking 2 months of the season to get to match fitness.
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ayb posted:Bradley Lowery is no longer responsive He dead, RIP lil dude.
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Jul 7, 2017 16:59
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Bitch is pregnant
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PirateBob posted:He dead, RIP lil dude. He even melted Diego costas heart that's entirely granite, nails and ice. Poor kid. Seems like he had a proper good time with Defoe tho before he died at least. Rips
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Bape Culture posted:He even melted Diego costas heart that's entirely granite, nails and ice. Poor kid. Seems like he had a proper good time with Defoe tho before he died at least. Rips https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/06/jermain-defoe-edie-howe-bournemouth-raring-to-go quote:Defoe speaks with the six-year-old’s family every day and they exchange messages. “I was away and did a little video for him,” he says. “He did one for me just before England played France. He did a message, which was nice. Even at this stage where he is in pain, he always seems to find a smile.”
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Defoe should be up on manslaughter charges imho
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hosed up that david moyes killed a child imo, it was bad enough when he made that old man cry
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I hate wayne Rooney but kind of warms my heart to see him go back to Everton
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Empress Brosephine posted:I hate wayne Rooney but kind of warms my heart to see him go back to Everton Would have preferred if that giant shiteball was still in Manchester, stinking up the place
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Since the Football Finances thread is archived, the Guardian has an interesting piece on the money around pub's showing games: https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-set-pieces-blog/2017/jul/13/football-watch-pub-sky-bt-cost-rise-tv-premier-league
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https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/887295271843090433 Two Chelsea fans at work. Neither have heard of him.
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He's their longest serving player and he's 24. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matej_Dela%C4%8D
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*chuckles the united fans, having successfully hounded out their greatest ever goalscorer and carefully checking wikipedia for who's the next longest after Carrick*
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