The Bug-a-Salt

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Im watching baseball and just saw a commercial for this thing. Protect your health by blasting salt and fly guts all over your food.

Commercial had me rollin though... just look at those lil suckers fly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRgjLXrUebw

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

But can a pepper fly?

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Severed: Jul 9, 2001; idspispopd

I liked when the bug goes flying into the jello.

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXr-vd9ZyF8

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DustyNuts: Jun 1, 2000; Have you seen me?

I want one of these, hopefully my wife gives me one for my birthday.

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Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Yeah I saw one of those years ago and wanted to get one, but then I realized I'd just be spraying salt all over my house.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I don't like to kill things. I accidentally hurt a bug a few days ago with my foot and I still think about the poor thing

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Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

You pussies I'm gonna buy one and just splatter the poo poo out of any wasps that get in. Eat NaCl you fucks

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i have one. it's fun. you can also use it to season your food.

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Dumb hick shoots salt at the poo bugs instead of closing the window or picking up his drat dog poop.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Do they make it for humans

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proctorbot: Jan 27, 2005; BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!

Haha seems pretty fun, cooler than a fly swatter, for sure

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Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

My friend got one of these for Christmas and uses it on the reg. It's actually pretty fun to blow bugs away.

He asked me to shot him with it to see how painful it was. I did it from like 16-20 inches and he cried like a bitch. That's my bug assault story hope you liked it.

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

A-salt rifle

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Who the heck still gets flies in their house

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unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

I own several.

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Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

"One pump and you're done." may not be the most well thought out tag line.

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Frankenstyle posted:

"One pump and you're done." may not be the most well thought out tag line.

I work for a marketing agency and can confirm that it is a quality tag-line.

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Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

i was shocked at how well these things work the one time i used one. me though, i prefer sparks and noise of the electric flyswatter when it comes to my fly killing needs. though to be honest these days i mostly just let them accumulate.

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