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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Sign of things to come in Canada soon?

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/882943090180403201

Biggest housing market in Canada

Market's in for a correction, nothing nuts like the subprime crisis but I expect things will become slightly more sane.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Oh.

Hey NSA Wizard, you got your resume ready to go?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Crazycryodude posted:

Oh it 100% makes you retarded. Being comfortably upper middle class since birth had me being a dumb poo poo for a while back there, I can't imagine what kicking it up to millionaire status does.


I grew up comfortably middle class and I was dumb as poo poo too, surprisingly I was dumber than my GF who grew up bridle path rich.

I think a lot of these kids have the issue where they get spoiled as gently caress because they never see their parents. Sure they may be driving a Porsche at 16 but they saw their dad for 20 minutes 3 weeks ago. It changes your perceptions from "my loving parents" to "that guy who gives me poo poo".

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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So I just found out I'm going to be spending a long weekend drinking at a cottage with a retired British general who commanded a UN mission in Africa and troops during Desert Storm.

Also was a governor of a castle in the UK :stare:

I know we make jokes about officers being nobles, but drat.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Far from putting the brakes on this here crazy train, in a very Soviet Russia move we've attached a jet engine and hit the afterburners.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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orange juche posted:

Accurate except for probably 4 hours of sleep in the last 48.

With a 5-alarm hangover.

One of my canoe trip buddies was a public defender down in New Orleans. When I first heard that, I remember saying something like

"Wow, that must be really difficult. How do you deal with the stress from that?"

His answer was pretty blunt.

"I drink a lot, and smoke a lot of weed. We all do."

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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In the first war, it was Belgium

In the second, the poles

In the third, the porn.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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shame on an IGA posted:

Even funnier than that Trump interview:

Remember how the #1 Darknet market got shut down a while back?

The Dutch police took over and disabled encryption on the #2 darknet market weeks before that and got the FBI to hold off moving against AlphaBay until they were ready to track all the refugees flooding in. They have complete records on something like 36,000 transactions over the last month that they're sharing with local LE agencies around the world and the agonized screams of panic coming out of reddit are GLORIOUS.

Holy poo poo piss

This is comedy gold

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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And they set it up so all the bitcoins went to an address controlled by the cops

Unironically, that's some fine police work there.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Username: NottheDutchNationalPolice

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Smudge the doggo interrupting a council of premiers is the best thing.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Sergg posted:

*Oompa loompahs burst into WH Press Room and start dragging away Spicer*

"What do you get, when you tell a big fib?
Inauguration crowds were not really that big.
Chew gum all day and get terribly mad.
Yelling at press is undig-nif-ied. SAD!
Back. To. The. Reserves. With. You.

Oompah loompah doopity dee
If you are smart you'll listen to me
Women will play you on SNL dude
Unlike the oompah loompah doopity doo!"

*they somersault away carrying Spicer*
"DOOPITY DOO!"

:vince:

I am loving stealing this.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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TBeats posted:

Man I gotta take a break from current events.

gently caress that

this poo poo fuels me

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE (more chaos) OOOOOHYEAH

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Isn't that one of the plot points in A Handmaid's Tale?

Or was it the women that were becoming infertile? I don't remember. I can't watch that show without getting irrationally angry and it's been a long time since I read the book.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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That's some serious star trek poo poo. But even the loving Federation banned genetic modification.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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milk milk lemonade posted:

Seriously can we talk about what a huge bitch Audie Murphy is for a second.

The Marines got loving Chesty as their God of War. The Army got Audie Murphy. Chesty would destroy Audie Murphys soul

Excuse me

I think you'll find that Audie Murphy was loving amazing

Audie Murphy had a gift. His gift was that he was exceptionally good at killing Fascists.

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