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https://mobile.twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/882711011828142082
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 13:53 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:44 |
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Meanwhile, my daddy loves me so much he lets me take his place at the table during big important meetings and lets me pretend I'm an Important World Leader and not the beneficiary of egregious nepotism! https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.1f2a099c51b0
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 19:32 |
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https://twitter.com/davelevinthal/status/884406855279226881 Here's your flash forward to mid-November 2020, when we're wondering if the bruising primary fight between Oprah and Mark Zuckerberg got Trump reelected, or whether The Rock's third-party run split the electorate.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 21:52 |
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 16:59 |
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For real, we are living in a scrapped Arrested Development subplot, except Will Arnette is a hell of a lot funnier as Donald Trump Jr.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 17:03 |
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LongDarkNight posted:What is wrong with your faceee? Forever stricken with familial guilt over her dad being so unfunny over Twitter and also because of what her brother did to that dog.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 01:44 |
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TBeats posted:I think the closest a ring has ever been to my finger is when it was a nuvaring. Meanwhile, Donny continues to nurse his addiction to responding to anything that airs while he's watching cable news. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885133603105116160
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 15:01 |
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For those of you who say the President is unrelatable, I say this- who HASN'T been walking by the border and gotten hit in the head by a 60 lbs sack of drugs? https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885582629638156288
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 20:39 |
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mlmp08 posted:It was a weird shitshow. Feds slow to act, local government slow to ask. I spent some time doing reconstruction work in the Lower Ninth Ward in 2008, three years after the hurricane. Every person I talked to who had been there during Katrina had a hosed-up story. One guy I talked to almost drowned in his mother's attic, but found a hatchet and chopped his way out through the roof. A white guy who lived near the Lower Ninth had a humvee's .50 and several M-16s trained on him outside of his own home because the guardsmen thought he was a looter because he wasn't black. More than a few people told me that more than a few deaths that got attributed to the flooding were actually people settling old neighborhood scores. The cops weren't going to spend a lot of time trying to figure out why this set of semi-skeletal remains found in the overgrown thicket that used to be a house's foundation had an entry wound in the skull or marks on the ribs from a knife. One of the things that really delayed NOLA's recovery was contractor fraud. People would get the insurance payout to rebuild or remodel their homes and hire a contractor, only to have them disappear the second they got any money, or disappear in that 15 minute window after they got paid and before their shoddy work completely fell apart. Some of the homes that I worked on were on their second, or even third, reconstruction. Katrina was really an eye opener for me in terms of learning how lovely (most, but not all) humans are to each other when the chips are down, and the very real limits of what the state and federal government can and will do. That said, breaking into the abandoned Six Flags on the city's outskirts and running around at night was pretty cool.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 04:45 |
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That was a loving fascinating read. It's something to go back and read first hand accounts when people thought that the storm wasn't terrible, and were completely oblivious to the hell that was taking place in the Ninth.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 06:38 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:
Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead were cool and good movies, but the genre gets pretty weird and crappy after that. Notable exceptions: Lucio Fulci's Zombi (where a zombie fights a shark under water, no joke) and Return of the Living Dead. Kinda NSFW for 70s scuba boobs https://youtu.be/dH2Eh3wEarY Apparently the shark was fed horse meat full of tranquilizers before that scene, and the zombie is the shark's wrangler.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 23:12 |
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Buca di Bepis posted:Zombi also has that nightmare-inducing scene where a zombie slowly pulls a chick's eye socket onto a jagged wooden splinter. I tend to skip that scene. I'm more about the shark fight and the horrible dubbing.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 00:27 |
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What I think you're all forgetting is that we don't have poverty in America, but instead an entire class consisting of generations of temporarily inconvenienced millionaires overburdened by a needlessly complex tax code aimed at suppressing their wealth generation. Or so millions of people of voting age believe.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 01:18 |
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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/887123822733914112 trumplovestruck(2).jpg
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 03:07 |
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It's coming out that Trump and Putin had a previously undisclosed hour-long meeting at the G20 summit, where the only people present were Trump, Putin and his interpreter. No other details available right now, but holy poo poo even if they were just talking about their favorite trafficked Eastern European hookers, it looks terrible given recent events. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...mit-in-germany/
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 23:45 |
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Also: the President is a fat gently caress http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/18/is-the-president-fit-215385
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:44 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:Glioblastoma. That's bad. A girl I went to HS with got that and died within six months at the age of 27. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 01:17 |
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facialimpediment posted:The excerpts are out. I have a feeling it will be entered into a court record at some point. quote:We don’t have bad people. I know the bad people. Believe me, do I know bad people. 🤔
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 11:59 |
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Trump is looking at ways to undercut the Russia investigation, possibly including pardoning himself. Goddamnit EFB
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 02:14 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:bitches i even had time to copy and paste in case people got paywalled I was drinking whiskey, petting a dog and phone posting all at once. Delay = worth it.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 02:30 |
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Mike-o posted:God drat I need to catch up on the yospos buttcoin thread, jesus loving christ buttcoins and internet druggies lmao. I'm kinda surprised that there hasn't been a thread in TCC about this; although that forum seems deader than all of the others on account of most its posters being dead.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 02:44 |
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bengy81 posted:Donnie is only good for two things when it comes to Turtle and Dipshit (R WI). IIRC, he's holding a rally next week in Ohio. Will be interesting to see what the turnout is like.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 04:42 |
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bird food bathtub posted:At this point I really think Putin and the Intel community are, in their warped way, teaming up to Eiffel Tower Trump. Article says it was intercepted when Kislyak talked about it with other Russian officials. I don't for a single, solitary nanosecond believe he wouldn't have known that every last word of that conversation would have been recorded and that's not the kind of thing that would be done without permission. I had the same impression. Obviously Trump is balls deep with Russian involvement in his finances and campaign, but I think their primary objective was at minimum to undermine our confidence in our elections and institutions. Kislyak had to have known. His communications were being analyzed, and having him on intercept talking about Sessions' intense need to see the Piss Tape or whatever just adds more to that narrative even if that's not exactly what transpired.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 00:32 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:In very important current event news, the hotel dog crashed the final press conference of Canada's Council of Federations. This is the best thing I've read all day.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 06:08 |
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I'm glad that the President went on a tweetstorm this morning. It was helpful of him to clarify that the ACA repeal failure is the Democrats' fault- why won't they cross the aisle and help tear down the previous Democratic president's signature policy achievement? It boggles the mind! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/888736256145985536 Also, it's helpful to know that Mooch's previous digs on Trump and one time endorsement of Clinton were actually deep cover pro-Trump statements in disguise. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/888733031875346432
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 15:51 |
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One more thing about the latest Trump tweets: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/888730468732067841 This really does make it sound like he thinks that the way you delete emails is to print them out and then submerge them in acid.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 19:39 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Do you want to be able to buy silencers without a tax stamp or extensive background check and maybe eventually full auto without an ffl, or not? I'd trade all of those things if it meant that I could help divorce gun ownership from this cancerous racist and far-right culture that the NRA advances. I have a lot of liberal friends who love shooting ARs and handguns but keep it on the DL because they don't want to get lumped in with the clowns that the NRA represents. Gun culture is pretty hosed up and weird, and I don't think that my manhood or my identity or anyone else's should be hung up on my ability to put rounds through paper or whether or not I CCW.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 04:10 |
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The president is tweeting again, this time calling for the DOJ to publicly crucify Hillary Clinton and his other political adversaries. This is normal behavior in a democracy and not at all the makings of an aspiring dictator. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889467610332528641 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889473486506385409 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889435104841523201
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 14:25 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Is there another video or gallery that one isn't working for me. I'm morbidly curious. It's basically this But with a dumbass girl who just killed her sister.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 23:44 |
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shyduck posted:Trump is speaking at the Boy Scout Jamboree in WV. It's going as well as you could imagine. Internet gore chat is preferable to this. The first time I got scarred by the Internet was in high school, encountering something on rotten.com of a blonde woman who had clearly been dead for a few days, and decomposition was setting in. It really freaked me out. Years later, I had a job where I watched all of the Islamic State's videos for analytical purposes. Now, I have a job where I don't alternate between extreme depression and extreme anger.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 01:47 |
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This is straight up banana republic poo poo. Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged and delusional. Edit: Christ almighty now he's dragging his 11 year old son into this https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889800510106107904 pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Jul 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 11:55 |
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At least 10% of American adults are hip to Sean Spicer's actual role in the deep state's conspiracy against our beloved President: https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/889868162140950529
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 21:46 |
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I am personally glad that the military is back to focusing on victory instead of letting trannies run roughshod over Iraq and Afghanistan.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 14:58 |
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dubzee posted:O hey some positive news! If you haven't watched PBS Frontline's documentary about the Bundy Ranch and Malheur occupations, you can watch it right here: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/american-patriot-inside-the-armed-uprising-against-the-federal-government/ Goes into a lot of background that was previously unknown and is worth the watch; sadly, no scenes of Ryan Bundy's freak out over dildos being sent to Malheur or Tarp Ghost (RIP in peace) giving interviews.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 13:13 |
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Smiling Jack posted:what the gently caress is gonna happen when this dysfunctional administration has a real crisis Here's your casual reminder that we don't have a head of FEMA and it's hurricane season. Edit: oops, never mind, we actually do.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 20:44 |
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Gattaca was a good movie, but I hope I'm dead before I get to live through it.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 03:06 |
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CommieGIR posted:Head of Neo-Nazi group in Ukraine died in the middle of his speech today: A good start.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 17:45 |
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Buzzfeed is reporting that a Russian media czar, who died in a Washington, DC hotel room back in 2015, was actually beaten to death in an assassination rather than being drunk and falling over repeatedly, or as they call it in Russia, natural causes. https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonleopold/putins-media-czar-was-murdered-just-before-meeting-feds?utm_term=.wxZPYqkgV#.omP1zDEak
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 18:43 |
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Is that the graveyard where the dog his son tortured and killed is buried?
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 17:34 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:44 |
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Moochie died on the way back to his home planet
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 19:41 |