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Current event: Trump should be touching dien in Germany right about now, taking a trip to Hamburg later in the day, visiting one of my favorite places there, Gröninger Privatbrauerei, which everyone should check out once in a lifetime. 25 thousand cops are standing by and looking forward to the already assembled left-wing/anti-globalism/black-bloc/anarchist protesters, I'm sure.
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Immanentized posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/world/europe/donald-trump-poland-speech.html "After chastising CNN — a go-to move on both sides of the Atlantic — Mr. Trump went after NBC, his former employer. “NBC is nearly as bad, despite the fact that I made them a lot of money on ‘The Apprentice,’ ” he said." He's in loving Poland, droning on about domestic media being unfair to him and fellating a show nobody knows outside the US. A true adult human.
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Jul 6, 2017 14:11
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Zeris posted:I will eat any fried chicken no matter how bad it is. I loving love that poo poo.  Hell, I'll even reheat the driest lovely chicken from two days ago, if only to eat the battered & fried skin off it. I'm a pig like that. Hamburg news: Riot police dissolved the first big demonstration (entitled "Welcome to hell"), and invited all participants to an ad hoc slip-and-slide, fun was had by all.   Turns out the Hamburg police has about 40 of those fuckers on standby. Lot of tax payer euroubles right there. 
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Jul 6, 2017 21:12
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Here's another economics lesson: Rick Perry is a loving moron.
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Jul 6, 2017 22:28
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RIP Hamburg Have some riot-media One of the larger demonstrations that got hosed. Cops tried to isolate the black bloc (sp?) duders that were in violation of the anti-disguising/veiling laws, had no success, decided to disperse the demonstration, protesters were not amused, hail of objects ensued, water cannons move in to irrigate some folks at 5:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6fWPSEeRU Just some casual protesters on their daily way to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vgefwPoEI Instagram account with a ton of riot/protest pics https://www.flickr.com/photos/fabianschumann/sets/72157683210507743  
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Jul 7, 2017 16:35
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tastefully arranged labia posted:When is Polizei Wasser Cannon Simulator 2018 coming out? I thought the same loving thing yesterday. I'd spend money on that. Also, it would be Polizei Wasserwerfer Simulator 2018.  For, you see, it werfs Wasser.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:20
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joat mon posted:What's with the flying holes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0tzGivKb7Y
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Jul 7, 2017 17:24
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joat mon posted:The [what?] will fly out of the police soon? It's a parody of a carnival song entitled "Hier fliegen gleich die Loecher aus dem Kaese", as in "poo poo's so crazy the holes are about to fly out of the cheese". Not that it makes any sense, but I'm guessing the protesters are implying poo poo's about to go down or simply that poo poo is crazy, yo. Nothing to understand here, really.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:01
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Trump and his surrogates are slowly breaking the media. I think they're aging inside like that Marine lieutenant from Terminal Lance. They've promised themselves and the public to maintain a standard of journalistic professionalism, but their souls are slowly withering away when dealing with bullshit artists like Conway. Chris even tries to bring back her dumb "if we were in court" comparison, and instead of saying something like "this wouldn't be admissible in court", or something like that, he blurts out "NOT GOOD" like Trump. The virus is spreading, slowly but consistently.
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Jul 11, 2017 20:30
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NO PUPPET, NO PUPPET!
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Jul 12, 2017 19:34
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The German porn industry is trying to get all free porn sites blocked, what in the world 
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Jul 14, 2017 17:18
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The German porn industry isn't even a good one, it's loving hot garbage...with penises, and vaginas, and butts, and other orifices Like, if we had a porn industry that wasn't hilariously terrible, I'd be like "you know what, I don't agree, but good for them for putting up a fight". But we don't. It's the worst loving porn on the planet.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:44
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Wait, hang on It's the shittiest on the planet NAILED IT
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Jul 14, 2017 17:45
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Immanentized posted:Wait, isn't Mindgeek- the holding company for like, ALL tubesites based in Germany? I've never heard of Mindgeek, but a quick google shows me they're Canada-based. But the company apparently has its roots with the guy that created PrivatAmateure and MyDirtyHobby Looks like not all Germany porn is poo poo, just the porn that's still being produced in the fatherland.
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Jul 14, 2017 18:17
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I realized I'd never seen a documentary on Katrina, especially more than a decade later, and sure enough, CuriosityStream doesn't have one on it. Was gonna say it was a waste of 5 bux, but then I remembered that I binge-feasted on pretty much every single documentary on how space is awesome and makes poo poo broken, dead, and/or really small. Money well spent.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:11
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Acebuckeye13 posted:As always, PBS Frontline has you covered. Yeah, found "The Storm", got that queued up after the one I'm currently watching. 30 minutes in, and the main thing I'm taking away is that the mayor was all "Yo, get out!", the governor was all "No, seriously, get out.", the FEMA director was "Not sure why the mandatory evacuation hasn't been announced yet, but seriously, get the gently caress out", and people were like "lol, we've lived through so many hurricanes down here, we're gonna ride this out. LAISSEZ LES BONTEMPS ROULEZ" *drowns and decomposes on Bourbon street* I mean, I'm waiting for the inevitable reporting on the monumental fuckups by all levels of authorities involved, but every time I hear people not evacuate when they're told to do so, my brain breaks a little.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:38
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psydude posted:Yeah pretty much. A lot of people in major cities don't have cars, not just those who are poor. New Orleans has very little regional mass transit, so there was really no way to efficiently evacuate people using the existing transportation infrastructure. Apparently, it was brought into the equation sooner than people thought. But communication was apparently hosed on a "weird" level that hadn't been seen before in other catastrophes, and media reporting was essentially the catalyst that allowed small fuckups at several different points turn into one giant clusterfuck. On the day the eye hit and passed, reporters were giddy as gently caress to report in conditions like hurricane-force winds and horizontal rain for ratings, but in the night, when newsrooms were spooling up for the next day's coverage, they were all shacked up in their hotels and wrote about how New Orleans dodged a bullet, and was "the luckiest mess in America right now" and poo poo like that. Turns out media reporting in Washington was factoring in media reporting heavily due to the communication breakdown in the crisis areas, and got a different image than they should have gotten. It seems like the media were explicitly at fault for reporting that the flooding was due to overtopping and heavy rain, instead of broken loving levees, like first responders on the ground were reporting. But they didn't have satellite communication at their disposal to coordinate in a shitshow where 911 calls and cell service went down before the eye even hit. Queue delays in a sense of urgency from those that weren't already on the ground. Then, once the country realized the extent of the disaster, the media started circlejerking over mass gangrapes, thousands of dead, and warzone-like gun battles in what was essentially a massive game of telephone. Except their bullshit reporting wasn't contained to the country watching from "outside", but influenced situational reports in the crisis area. Queue SAR efforts and relief missions getting shut down completely in favor of a restoration of LAW & ORDER, because the media wanted to put asses in seats. /edit: Oh, don't forget that politics played into the clusterfuck as well, because the government supposedly offered to take over the relief efforts, but the governor allegedly declined, because she feared repercussions down the road Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 15, 2017 |
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Jul 15, 2017 04:30
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TBeats posted:I wanna bring us back to the old faithfuls, HER EMAILS!! I fully expect to hear about HER EMWAILS until I draw my last breath, but the loving debate questions...? Really?
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Jul 16, 2017 14:29
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Just another daily tweet by a person I assume to be in a state of mental health depriving him of legal capacity. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/886950594220568576
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Jul 17, 2017 16:25
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Hannibal Rex posted:Martin Landau's dead. This is one of the names that rings the biggest of bells, but I couldn't name a single loving movie of his to save my life.
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Jul 17, 2017 18:53
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Tastelessly constrained labia
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Jul 17, 2017 23:30
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Pesticide20 posted:Grover just got an election and he doesn't know why Still not as bad as the current guy that got the election
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Jul 18, 2017 02:06
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Yeah, that's right, you're not editing your way out of that one, MISTER
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Jul 18, 2017 02:07
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Duke Chin posted:Unrelated to anything just that this poo poo made me laugh if you're at all familiar with Meshuggah I got fairly drunk and rowdy during a meshuggah set at some festival in the fatherland something like a decade ago, and I appreciate this video
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Jul 20, 2017 00:36
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I didn't think I'd ever live long enough to hear a bitchmade president complain about unfairness twenty-four-loving-seven, but here we are.
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Jul 20, 2017 00:51
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RFC2324 posted:source? The release in the very tweet linked?
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Jul 20, 2017 01:13
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Mandatory: gently caress Cancer, regardless which idiot it affects Doublefuck the types of cancer that affect your sanity before slowly destroying your body and associated family
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Jul 20, 2017 01:15
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TBeats posted:he edited in the tweet after he asked for sources, dawg I'm not your dawg, hound
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Jul 20, 2017 01:16
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Dead Reckoning posted:My dad (1948-2015) More power to anyone whose family and support structure survives mentally debilitating forms of cancer, but between the breast cancer that took my aunt, and the testicular cancer that took my godfather, I thought me and my family had every angle of misery and anguish mapped out for the future. I was sorely, sorely mistaken. That's why I kinda don't joke around about cancer anymore, much less the worst forms of cancer. McCain can eat a dick, but I prefer he'd either not be afflicted by this poo poo in the first place, or - at the very least - soldier through it, before scarfing down a good helping of penis.
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Jul 20, 2017 03:02
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Vasudus posted:There are six neurosurgeons in the entire DoD medical system for anybody wondering. No idea what the VA is like but it's probably at/around that, tops. I know we're not supposed to be surprised by anything anymore because this loving timeline and all, but you've got to be loving kidding
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Jul 20, 2017 03:29
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If there were only 6 neurosurgeons wearing a drat uniform in the US, I probably wouldn't lose my poo poo. But from "in the entire DoD medical system", I kinda inferred more than just doctors with a rank...please feel free to convince me otherwise and save a small piece of my faith in humanity
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Jul 20, 2017 03:38
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:jfc the trump interview Which one now?
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Jul 20, 2017 04:56
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The authorities waited till they had set up on him, and THEN crashed the website, so he would have to log in personally to restart the server and website, enabling them to grab him with all his logins active. That's pretty loving nifty by law enforcement there.
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suboptimal posted:IIRC, he's holding a rally next week in Ohio. Will be interesting to see what the turnout is like. I have no doubt that attendance at his rallies will remain constant forever and a day, but it's not like it's representative of anything. He'll keep saying it is, though. Like a reasonable, balanced human being that isn't a thin-skinned, bitchmade child at all.
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Jul 21, 2017 05:07
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Godholio posted:According to the source, that's exactly NOT what he asked. quote:Trump has asked his advisers about his power to pardon aides, family members and even himself in connection with the probe, according to one of those people. A second person said Trump’s lawyers have been discussing the president’s pardoning powers among themselves. I think you're confusing the last sentence with the impact of the first one. The source says he's pretending that this is definitely not something that would be imminent, he's totally just throwing hypotheticals out there, but he did ask about his power to pardon himself.
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Jul 21, 2017 15:54
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Can someone gif this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk1uBMZOaXc&t=160s
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Jul 21, 2017 18:39
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Accusing the democrats of having "no ideas" when republicans comedy-voted to have the ACA repealed like 62 times with absolutely zero plan of what to put in place once they hold the house, the Senate, and the motherfucking presidency is...pretty rich.
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Jul 22, 2017 16:24
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Mr. Nice! posted:I mean earthquakes stop when we stop loving injecting poo poo. Oklahomans are beyond saving, I agree. Obscene mansions like that always remind me of that Versailles palace this construction magnate dude tried to build for his wife in Florida before the recession broke his neck. The thing holds a bunch of records, but never really got finished. There's a documentary about it and the guy/his family from a few years ago.
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Tryzzub posted:Should've done that before you had the spotlight on you, Mooch. Wouldn't even have mattered then, I believe. There are like three different websites that catalog/archive pretty much all tweets in various forms of databases with varying level of detail, shouldn't really be hard to sift through his assortment of word salads for something atrocious.
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