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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
won't it be funny when banks use the 1.5 trillion to short the market

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

platzapS posted:

how long is the circuit breaker pause?

15 min

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
2nd circut breaker is coming

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
its the s&p that trips the breaker not the dow guys

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

hes a monkey

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
never stops being relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
Really it's only a matter of time before we realize there's no point propping up this house of cards anymore. Can we just start over with full communism.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Raskolnikov38 posted:

tom perez: no

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
reverse nationalization where the corporations effectively take over government is far more likely

will trump sell off the national treasury to goldman sachs because they are better able to run our finances? tune in next month to see!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
thats why you have to make huge giant heavy coins so you can't hide them in a pocket or something. ideally you want to need a forklift to move them

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
you could put them on display in the national mall or something and it would be a worldwide attraction, like the worlds biggest ball of yarn

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

it’s very weird that all the market panic is happening now. I don’t think people are fully reckoning with the fact that, a month or two from now, whatever bill is gonna be passed will have been passed, everything will still be shut down, and 10000 people a day will be dying. markets are not gonna like that.

everything that happens in the next two weeks is still just a prelude.

abuh but thats being priced in now!!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Cup Runneth Over posted:

The Jobs man is dead I'm afraid. We're hosed

he ate too much fruit

he loved fruit so much he named his company after it

ironic

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
we're almost over 400,000 cases, number go up

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Raiad posted:

so are we days, weeks or minutes from everything collapsing

The market has spoken. We have nowhere to go but up!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

jesus christ

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
the bear market is over. it was the shortest in history. everything is fine.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
occupy sucked because nobody had the balls to actually get violent

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
why is every goons revolutionary reference point children of men

do we need a group screening of escape from new york?

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
lmao that twitter bio

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
when the medical system values plastic surgery over life saving intensive care, its just basic laws of economics bro

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Centrist Committee posted:

remember last year how there was a forums holy war over a thread that dunked on landlords lol

yes i remember vividly getting threatened with a permaban for telling people property is theft

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
fomo bro. get on board the money train to rich town now!!!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
number demands new blood sacrifice

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Dolphin posted:

we've already proven that most jobs can be done from home. just keep it that way and do a bit of public transportation infrastructure weeks and bing boom, done. no more cars.

the only thing thats proven is most jobs are absolute bullshit

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
number go up

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Pick posted:

hmm. maybe it matters who is president.

uhhhh

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

oxsnard posted:

There are probably only 20 S&P 500 companies that I would be willing to bet have a zero percent chance if going bankrupt in the next 5 years, no matter what.

Disney and Netflix are not in this group. So I'd look at Enterprise Value, Disney at like $220 bln and Netflix at $200. In the event of a liquidation there's probably *more* unsecured debt at Netflix than Disney.

Disney + Marvel + Star Wars IP could be sold for tens of billions of dollars so Bondholders would come out of it probably with at least 70 cents on the dollar. In a world where Disney is declaring bankruptcy, Netflix is probably doing the same and liquidation of there assets would be pennies on the dollar. poo poo man, the HY bond market already acknowledges this fact based on their debt performance

yeah they dont have enough retired employees yet to want to rob their pensions by a bankruptcy. give it 30 years.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
were pricing in a biden victory baby

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
why couldnt number have waited until trumps birthday to do this

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

euphronius posted:

if you assume a status quo it will take like 20 years to get back to 4% unemployment lmao

its been priced in already

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
i still dont understand why people constantly want to give lowtax money

even posting here has always made me feel dirty because he's using our content to make money while doing nothing

hes the slumlord of the internet

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
Thats why i invested in bitcoin

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
NOBODY COULD SEE THIS COMING

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
number loves a rambling incoherent trump press conference

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
you're almost there, just replace the word property with capital

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Declan MacManus posted:

there’s an entire segment of the population that believed that the 90s were the end of history, the bush era was a blip, and that obama was the epilogue to the story of humanity; all our problems were mostly solved by the end of the cold war (hail democracy, racism is illegal, aids isn’t cured but it’s a little less bad) and everything else is just sort of vibing until the sun burns out while francis fukuyama and his ilk do the ghanian pallbearer dance for karl marx

and not only do people believe this (that we solved everything and are at the “end”), but they (the boomers) take pride in this accomplishment, and see any social safety nets as backsliding on progress, and the idea that the united states is not the leader of “the free world” is anathema; anything bad that happens is just a brief mistake and can be course-corrected by just voting the correct way

i think that’s why it’s so easy for some of them to join the death cult or at the very least embrace austerity: everything is gonna be fine as long as everything stays the same and future generations, soft though they may be, are gonna pull through and embrace our legacy (and on the right it’s way easier to join the death cult because conservatism in the us isn’t a coherent ideology so much as a collection of wounds and slights held together by spite)

lets not forget all the economists that have philosophized on the death of state control under global capitalism, and how the state has no power in a "free" globalized economy

pretty sure the state shutting down every economy has busted that theory as total liberal bullshit

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
dont confuse the idiot united states with the rest of the world

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
the trick is to just do your job really half assed

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