Doomsday Econ: mmt'lady

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Doomsday Econ: mmt'lady

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

millennials already live relatively ascetic lives compared to previous generations, so if material conditions get much worse things could get awesome

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 07:33

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:14

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

I can tell when a bubble is about to burst because my brother gets involved in a new get rich scheme. He was in the process of buying a house to flip when the market crashed (luckily for him the deal fell through) , and now he's buying gpus for mining. I expect the crash any day now.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 15:37

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Goon Danton posted:

It's time to have a talk about tulips with them.

all my brothers are insanely into crypto and it makes them so mad to even hear the word tulip

of course i use it all the time

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 07:25

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Karl Barks posted:

can't tip less than 0 bitch

he's gonna start stealing cash tips from other tables

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 23:01

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Agronox posted:

yeah we�re basically bipedal raccoon apes. we are set up to eat all sorts of garbage. it owns

humans and pigs share the same ecological niche, which is why it owns that we also eat them

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 22:38

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They also eat us.

also owns

# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 00:06

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

RIP movie pass, you will be missed

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 16:36

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

It's super dumb and also brings me into month 3 of a job hunt that is slowly literally killing me. Because being an artist doesn't pay rent and it also doesn't look good on a resume because it's not "a real job" so I just know i'm getting immediately skipped over at 95% of these places that just needs a butt in a seat typing in a spreadsheet

cool country tho

if u lived near me i could absolutely get u a poo poo job typing in a spreadsheet starting this week

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 00:46

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Moridin920 posted:

SF's culture has been eviscerated basically, or so I hear anyway.

It's true, the hippy dippy sf culture's been dying for 20 years and it's almost completely gone now

# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 20:30

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

I'm personally waiting for the recession to blow the student debt bubble

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 19:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Drunkboxer posted:

what ever happened to boosted?

Came back after his 2-year probation, got banned like 2 hours later

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:04

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

PostNouveau posted:

huh?

Number will continue to go down

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:05

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Mr Hootington posted:

Thank you number.

Thank you oxsnard.

Thank you coronachan.

Thank you trump.

Thank you bernie.

Thank you, thank you silence

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

PostNouveau posted:

I need the calming posts of cumshitter now more than ever

cumshitter posted:

*moves giant arrow on the MARKET WHEEL from "Get in while you can!" to "Time to buy!"*

choo choo! all aboard the gains train!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Number status update?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 15:09

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

poty posted:

i mean its probably still better than having the money in an emerging markets currency

But what about when trump revalues the dinar

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 15:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Woof Blitzer posted:

I hope this turns all the zoomers into commies

The zoomers are already mostly there,zoomers are better than millennials

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 15:25

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Lawman 0 posted:

Hey wait aren't a bunch of the fracking companies super leveraged?

Yes lmao

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 16:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

PawParole posted:

that's good.

did it by accident, wanted the "thank jesus for president trump" (HATE THE TOWER< NO GOOD!)

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 16:50

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Oh yeah I'm probably hosed, even though we're privately held our two major suppliers are in China and Italy (specifically Milan) lmao

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 16:55

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

AceOfFlames posted:

loving NO! This is what I fear! I don't want to become an extremist! I don't want to fight for or "believe" in anything. I want a peaceful life sitting at a desk knowing what to do and making enough to be comfortable. I don't want to change the world, I don't want to expert my will over another, I don't want to join anything that will make people hate me. Call me a coward all you want. I will not join a tribe and if I just be a martyr for the tribeless then so be it!

But then how will I retire? Or buy a house? Also it's not that much. I had to use a huge chunk to help a sick relative.

We do not get to choose the times we live in

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 17:02

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Serf posted:

i can't tell if this is ironic or not

It is not

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 17:03

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Aceofflames is brokebrained but basically harmless,

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 17:10

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Waiting for page 1929 to close the thread

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 18:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Gringostar posted:

real talk, start looking at backpacking blogs to see how to really survive

There's a guy who teaches a course in LA on edible plants that grow in socal and where to find them

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 18:29

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Atrocious Joe posted:

watch out when eating plants in urban areas. landscapers don't mark where they spray chemicals, and even in unmanaged areas, there can be decades old soil contamination from toxins like lead.

Don't worry, I'm planning on dying in the first wave

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 19:00

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

WarEternal posted:

Lol, how hard should I be stocking up on food tomorrow morning?

food's not coming from china tho

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 01:57

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

also lmao i've been semi-seriously looking for a new job and this is probably going to keep me stuck at my current, lovely job

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 01:58

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Lambert posted:

A stronger middle class would be pretty amazing for number over the long term, the current situation isn't ideal.

They don't care about the long term, only how well their personal number does over three month stretches

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 15:12

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

oxsnard posted:

Hahahaha

I'm doing a 30 million dollar construction project im Houston and I already, this morning, got our contractor to cut the price by a million

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 17:45

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Dog Toothbrush posted:

I literally and unironically could masturbate to the tears of every Texan and Oklahoman chud crying in their F350, 1911 in their mouth. These people have ruined Colorado and my psychotic zeal for their pain knows no end

Same but for my shithead chud cousins who quit mining coal to chase oil drilling

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 21:59