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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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ughhhhh ive been living in a tent for practice and working on my bowhunting/varmint shooting please crash hard as gently caress economy we'll be square if you do swur to god

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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have a natural spring near my house and everything, just burn the whole thing down, please

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sure we all know about wood knots that look like vagina and sexy cloud interpretation, but what are some other good forest wanks?

Stinky Wizzleteats
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The multi-guillotine answers the concerns of efficiency minded partisans, in addition to adding suffering to those on the shallow end of the blade

Stinky Wizzleteats
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That would be cool

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Digiwizzard posted:

The crazy libertarian prophecy that Bitcoin was the silver bullet that world kill the banking system turned out to be true. It's just they didn't realize it would do so by self destructing.

god I wish I had your optimism

Stinky Wizzleteats
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The personal philosophy ive adopted is that one can find fulfillment via work, leisure, or love, and i happen to live in a time where the first one is impossible, so i focus only on the other two. Been smitten in love every single hour of every day for 9 years, while cultivating serenity through poetry and meditation. Every psych ive ever met has tried to convince me im clinically depressed and in denial.

Stinky Wizzleteats
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No one stopping to consider how the imminent erasure of all human civilization actually fuckingowns

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Like the only worse thing is the infection spreads and gods mistake doesnt smother itself in its terran crib

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

the whole economy goes tits up

Inshalah

Stinky Wizzleteats fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Feb 8, 2018

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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A bear trap is like a bigger, hairier bailey jay

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Watchin that poo poo i felt like i was moving the numbers down woth sheer will

Stinky Wizzleteats
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I appreciate what you do pick, getting the fence sitters to realize just how much people like you deserve to be separated from their shoulders and whatnot

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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If you stashed any of daddys money ftfy

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Might hobble us enough to avert nuclear war in the peninsula?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Clowns are funnny

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Now THATS how you evangelize

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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The man of la margo

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Think this is gonna be a very good week...for JEB!

Stinky Wizzleteats
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nuke jupiter until its a new sun, live on europa with the space baby

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didnt one of his wives leave him because he wanted her and another domme to roast im like a pig on a spit?

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Over Easy posted:

Everyone should just move into my place, we'll split the rent 7 billion ways so we will all only need to work 2 jobs.

Also, and this will be important for when everyone moves in, you don't need a pill to like being gay, just practice and a good attitude.

Your only roght cause poppers arent pills

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Fun fact: i tried amyl nitrate for the first time last night after taking 2 bong rips of kief to the face, announced to a room of people my intention to go smoke a loving ciggarette, but the words came out "im gonna go suck a loving dick" and i didnt realize the error for 3 minutes.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Nah it was cause popper chat.

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I ate pussy and hosed tho

Stinky Wizzleteats
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I am bi as hell no resistance to saying that

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Its a good thing

Stinky Wizzleteats
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Some people believe your death is a powerful lifelong ally, that it follows behind you everywhere and if you get really really high and spin around fast enough you can glimpse the shade jacking his little boney pecker at you

Stinky Wizzleteats
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Vonnegut felt p bad about it

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theflyingexecutive posted:

Calvin and Hobbes definitely set the stage for my leftism

Stinky Wizzleteats
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there was this extremely anti soc personality dissorser kid i went to 3rd grade with who got expelled for taking turds out of the toolet and smearing them on all the door handles and walls he could before they dragged him away making GBS threads and screaming, and when i told my father i looked up to Calvin he said "that kid is basically real life calvin without fed lines, emulate hobbes, be a reasonable, if imaginary, tiger"

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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the trick is to sell blood plasma and drugs

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

tired: selling drugs
wired: selling bodily fluids
inspired: selling drug infused bodily fluids

huh so thats what they mean by vertical integration or synergy or whatever they call it now

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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George better not be spending my soros check on stupid poo poo, i need pink hair dye and drugs drat it

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Nov 26, 2015
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You know when we were really hosed was when we were little loving rats living under the scaled avian jackboot, when you think about it like that were really being petty by not accepting a 100 year slide back in social and economic justice

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Stinky Wizzleteats
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When you see that 500 foot tall wave console yourself that a few of the people who summoned it live on 501 foot tall hills

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