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albany academy posted:

I feel bad for you that you think loving tab is can only be ironic. I cant even begin to imagine the darkness of your surely hellish existence, the daily torment you must suffer through as you drink lesser beverages. But maybe one day you'll know the one true joy of cracking open a cold Tab™, alone in the basement, as you imagine your extensive collection of non-poseable anime figurines nodding in approval.

if you enjoy tab you can pretend to hate it, and thus still be discussing the soft drink tab in an ironic way as requested

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"I hate Tab. It is loathsome and dishonoroble. Hey, have you heard that Tab stands for 'totally artificial beverage?' That is because Tab, the soft drink that I refuse to imbibe, tastes bad." -- something that someone who enjoys Tab might say, in this thread

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alnilam posted:

you could also use one of the other forms of irony, like uh... the audience knows something about your tab that you don't?

Romeo drinks the Tab, not knowing that Juliet's Mr. Pibb wasn't poisoned after all.

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