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here's your genealogy software and loveless marriage make sure you download Nextdoor so you can tell us whenever a minority walks by
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Scoot the burbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag0yDQ4NLfU
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Maybe I should invite the neighbors over for a BBQ sometime. Nah, gently caress that, loving neighbors, always, like, going out their front door and into their car in the driveway. Do that poo poo when I'm not home so I don't have to look at you through the blinds, loving neighbors.
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hats off to you friend, you'll enjoy the air quality, better schools for your kids, lower crime, and space to entertain your friends and neighbors 
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cardiacarrest123 posted:hats off to you friend, you'll enjoy the air quality, better schools for your kids, lower crime, and space to entertain your friends and neighbors This is 2017, this is racist.
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Jul 11, 2017 11:45
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Time to eat at a chain restaurant and have every interaction with a human being be a competition on who can perceive and point out the most slights.
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Jul 11, 2017 11:52
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We got rid of the busses in my suburb and the traffic flows much better now
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Jul 11, 2017 13:01
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As the tyrannical king of the HoA I will have you flayed if your grass is a quarter inch too tall.
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Jul 11, 2017 13:20
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"I carry a gun to protect my family, 2nd Amendment for life!" *cowers in fear when the nice black family across the street waves at him*
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EorayMel posted:Scoot the burbs
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suburbs are the worst of both worlds. far enough away from amenities that you can't walk, but still close enough to people so that you have no privacy in your yard. i will live in the city, and i will live in the countryside, but i will not live in the burbs
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ghost emoji posted:here's your genealogy software and loveless marriage I thought genealogy software and loveless marriages were a Mormon thing. Aren't most of those genealogy sites actually secret recruiting ops for the Mormon church?
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Iron Crowned posted:"I carry a gun to protect my family, 2nd Amendment for life!" I don't think this happens much at all
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Jul 11, 2017 13:32
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"The burbs are just as unique and fun as the city. You should move out here Solice!"
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Jul 11, 2017 13:43
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Dead rat in the bottom of the Weber Discovered this by lighting the Weber
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Jul 11, 2017 13:48
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As the uncaring God Emperor of the HoA I shuffle my corpulent form upon my throne. Below me to men compete to see who can place his recycle bin in the closest to regulation location. I see their terrified gazes. Slowly I extend my hand. Yawning, my thumb points downwards to signal my displeasure. They are dragged away. I hope for a better contest next time. Also I do not use bridges I learned my lesson from the previous God Emperor.
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Jul 11, 2017 13:58
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My suburb rules because a pair of rich pantyhose industrialists planned it for their workers 100 years ago. Now all the once-dinky trees which line the streets are mighty oaks and sycamores which shade my beautiful brick 1920s town house. Sorry you guys are jealous of your local Levittown or whatever, I feel like 3O here
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Jul 11, 2017 14:00
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In time you will discover You do not rock the suburbs just like Michael Jackson did
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I am so glad the dadbod is in this year again. *takes sip of craft beer and pokes at the brats on the grill*
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I don't think this happens much at all Well it's either because I'm black or because I smoke blunts in the drive way.
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EorayMel posted:Scoot the burbs
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if you ain't ever been to the suburbs don't ever come to the suburbs cuz you wouldn't understand the suburbs
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Ahh yes the burbs 
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Solice Kirsk posted:"The burbs are just as unique and fun as the city. You should move out here Solice!" Looks pretty clean/safe/normal I like that
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Solice Kirsk posted:"The burbs are just as unique and fun as the city. You should move out here Solice!" Yeah, because overhead shots of city apartment blocks are so inviting
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