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drilldo squirt posted:

Liches are basically vampires except no sex and a lot of books. Liches are the nerds of the dead.

I once saw a Lich bone

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 19:07

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# ? May 8, 2024 22:58

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drilldo squirt posted:

Liches are basically vampires except no sex and a lot of books. Liches are the nerds of the dead.

liches can technically go into sunlight, yet they don't. think about that

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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:34

Manifisto

Splatmaster posted:

It's a Lich girl,
And he's gone too far
And you know you can't resurrect him anyway
I don't know why he used an empty jar of honey
I don't know why he used a old jar of honey

He's a lich girl, and he's gone too far
You can't reincarnate him anyway
Pay money but he used a lame soul jar,
A lame soul jar

# ? Jul 15, 2017 02:45

joke_explainer

Splatmaster posted:

It's a Lich girl,
And he's gone too far
And you know you can't resurrect him anyway
I don't know why he used an empty jar of honey
I don't know why he used a old jar of honey

He's a lich girl, and he's gone too far
You can't reincarnate him anyway
Pay money but he used a lame soul jar,
A lame soul jar

So good.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:38

Mariana Horchata

Splatmaster posted:

It's a Lich girl,
And he's gone too far
And you know you can't resurrect him anyway
I don't know why he used an empty jar of honey
I don't know why he used a old jar of honey

He's a lich girl, and he's gone too far
You can't reincarnate him anyway
Pay money but he used a lame soul jar,
A lame soul jar

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# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:48

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

lich: i love zelda! im going to dress up as him for halloween

# ? Jul 17, 2017 06:25

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

lich: *doesnt get gap insurance*

# ? Jul 17, 2017 06:26

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

lich: *orders a pizza for delivery when he could make the same thing, even better, at home with just a few simple ingredients*

# ? Jul 17, 2017 06:29

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# ? Jul 17, 2017 13:00

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A nefarious plan unwinds through the course of decades, then centuries. At last, the fabled Westbrook Ruby falls into the lich's hands netting him a staggering return of $133/year.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:04

Opal: some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:12

google THIS

The Lich's Dungeon? More like The Lich's DUH-ngeon!

# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:01

vanisher

More like ya done gone and ruined the place

# ? Jul 18, 2017 22:26

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.