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 Numberhumor - Brownblocks The Craft-Mines Welcome to the second attempt at a succession fort with an imp twist. Prequel: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814720 Last time we used Masterwork 1.23. It was busted as hell and made it hard to continue. Now we're using 64 bit vanilla, which is much better. --- It's the year 300, the world is nearly dominated by goblins.   --- Oh no... a goblin rules our civilization, the only dwarf civ left. trust no one.  ---  --- We got a new look. Using the Spacefox graphics pack, which is cleaner and really nice.  --- To make this thread a bit more readable, I'm going with the boatmurdered method. Organizing updates by the month, journal style to cover what happens. ok cool. please dont post whilst've I get reserved spaces. BROWN BRICKS!
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bolded are the origianl chad 7. Average Bear fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 31, 2017 |
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REQUIRED LISTENING: https://soundcloud.com/simonswerwer
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Jul 13, 2017 21:59
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I'll take a dwarfing. Fuubi, the miner, at your service.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:11
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Please, make me kill again for the glory of the fort.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:14
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[extremely Kaspar Hauser] I want to be a soldier like my father.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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I want to be a cook please
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Jul 13, 2017 22:27
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It is my destiny, I believe, to be a craftsperson of questionable utility, or a mediocre soldier.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:36
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I'll take a dwarfing, military or crafting either way it'll end in puke and death I'm sure.
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Jul 13, 2017 23:00
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Please make me a dwarf in the military and also limit the military to the lowest possible armor and weapon metal Available To Us for example copper or iron and definitely keep us the hell away from steel or adamantine because those are boring and worthless and not any good or fun for anything or anyone thank you and God bless
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Jul 13, 2017 23:03
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Fort Number Two huh? LMFAO! It's a turd from my tremendous, rancid rear end! Make a throwback fort, clowns... Pre-Z update... That's the good poo poo mateys. Wormskull
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Jul 13, 2017 23:07
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Jul 13, 2017 23:08
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Yes! I cant wait. Spacefox is my favorite tileset too. Put me on the list for succession again please, if you will. I am ready!! also you can rename my CHad dwarf to Jerkops unless you're not into the whole brevity thing
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Jul 13, 2017 23:35
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Uh... You know I was one of the original Chad 7 right? Me and 6 other guys.
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Jul 13, 2017 23:37
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Wormskull posted:Uh... You know I was one of the original Chad 7 right? Me and 6 other guys. That was BBG's fort.
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Jul 13, 2017 23:42
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Average Bear posted:That was BBG's fort. Who?
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Jul 13, 2017 23:45
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Jul 13, 2017 23:46
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Average Bear posted:That was BBG's fort. and then the dwarf business briefly. Chad for BBG, let's play fort. ...bunch of assholes
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Jul 13, 2017 23:50
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Fair point... I'll update it
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Jul 13, 2017 23:55
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I'd take BBG's place but I don't really PC game as much at this point...
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Jul 13, 2017 23:59
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I'd take BBG's place but I don't really PC game as much at this point... lmfao
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Jul 14, 2017 00:02
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Hell the guy's dead. Killed by a Kiwi Farms creep that was infiltrated into his discord, by the name of Big Billy gently caress Bass.
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Jul 14, 2017 00:03
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Actually if it's possible, name a dwarf after Big Billy gently caress Bass instead of me.
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Jul 14, 2017 00:03
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Wormskull posted:Actually if it's possible, name a dwarf after Big Billy gently caress Bass instead of me. Done.
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Jul 14, 2017 00:05
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 The Seven Chads have made it. After the uhhhhh fire destroyed their previous home of The Factory of Laughs, the group set out to strike new land. Their fellowship, Brownblocks the Craft-Mines, are looking to have the most fun you can possibly have digging a fort. Led by the extremely normal Average Bear, they stop at their destination: a haunted plain literally steps away from an abandoned fort massacred by a forgotten beast. Some say it took a special kind of loving retard to come here. I say it takes a brave man. Let's look at our situation. ---  Starting dwarves: 6 miners and 1 woodcutter. Some say the one woodcutter was responsible, single handedly, for destroying the factory of laughs. We can talk, we can talk, we can talk, but no one knows the truth. A woodcutter in a haunted shithole is an honorable job. He will surely kill himself by felling a tree on heself. --- The first order of business is to secure the existence of our people. For this, every tree around must be felled to build strong walls. The miners get to work digging trenches for the inevitable attack from without. The wagon is torn down, the rump of land we sit upon is flattened, and the magnetite--a plentiful ore of iron--is harvested and thrown on the ground like trash. [img][/img] --- Tragedy strikes nearly immediately. Forgetting to assign a carpenter to tear down the wagon, the miners do it for us with explosive results. Nearly every dwarf is caught in the blast.  Luckily no one is seriously harmed. After a quick washup at a nearby stagnant pond, the incident is quickly forgotten. Work continues as planned. --- The hill is flattened, work can begin on digging in. Bolverkur, the punished woodcutter, is in charge of building a palisade while the Chads begin to dig a home underground. The surface ain't safe.  ---  Entry tunnel in progress  ---  Mining out the entryway is done.  --- Penlisade is coming along.  --- Dining room.  --- Summer time, see you next season 
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Jul 14, 2017 01:18
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Penis AIDS. lmfao Just kidding but it's fun to say bad words.
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Jul 14, 2017 01:23
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I'm not going to join in because I'm terrible at DF, but I've always wanted to follow one of these.  I'd like to sign up to be a dwarf as well, please. Edit: Uhh. Some sort of artisan dwarf. Yeah, that sounds good. 
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Jul 14, 2017 03:12
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i don't like dwarf forress with the zaxis stuff so i haven't tried it in like 10 years and don't intend to now, but godbless all who do.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:23
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I played it once in MOMA for 40 seconds before going back to the SFII cabinet
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Jul 14, 2017 03:26
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make me the most god tier dwarf
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Jul 14, 2017 03:26
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In Training posted:I played it once in MOMA for 40 seconds before going back to the SFII cabinet [looking at the SFII cabinet in MOMA] that deserves to be a musuem
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Jul 14, 2017 03:27
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Break my dwarven ribs and force me into chestplate labor again pls
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Jul 14, 2017 03:54
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sign me up to die to a rabid squirrel, friend
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Jul 14, 2017 04:16
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I want to build Brown bricks in mine crap
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Jul 14, 2017 04:18
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i wanna participate but i barely remember how to play DF
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Jul 14, 2017 18:49
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Can one of the starting dwarves still be named after me if I never played my turn
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Jul 14, 2017 19:19
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ArfJason posted:i wanna participate but i barely remember how to play DF Perfect. I'll put you on the list
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rediscover posted:Can one of the starting dwarves still be named after me if I never played my turn To make the names neutral I just named them after the original Chad 7. And you have a chance to do your turn now if you want
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