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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I also want to take a shot, I haven't played fort mode since 40d

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Put me on the list to play

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GorfZaplen posted:

I also want to take a shot, I haven't played fort mode since 40d
Same. If that's cool, I'm definitely game for trying to figure out the catastrophe that is everything.

Never mind, got Responsibilities.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 15, 2017

Tax Refund
Apr 15, 2011

The IRS gave me a refund. I spent it on this SA account. What was I thinking?!
I can't play, but I'd be happy to be a dwarf. With my username, a bookkeeper sounds like it could make for maximum hilarity, but I'm willing to be anything if it helps the LP.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Epic.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
summer update coming in a few mins

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010


Ok summer is here it's just a bunch of boring work getting set up until

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We get some migrants

Skylark the Mason Stacey

Tax Refund the Bookbinder/keeper

Evil Fluffy the Molested

GorfZaplen the Dwarf

Epsilon Moonshadow the Clothier

Big "welcome" to all our new friends.

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More boring poo poo happens. I make a farm and a channel to irrigate it.

You know what it is



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The fort so far:


Black Baby Goku and Skylark are hard at work making furniture for the fort. MasterAss and Big Billy gently caress Bass practice their engraving skills by smoothing the entryway. Bolverker reflects on why he's still here, only to suffer and make comfy-style beds? Evil Fluffy got molested,

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see you in fall

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hefty Voice: Lol, You should grow some Kiwi's on your Farm's.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Autumn post coming up tomorrow

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I would like to be an engraver named Poopington or Poopette please.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

ILL Machina posted:

I would like to be an engraver named Poopington or Poopette please.

Now thats loving funny.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

ILL Machina posted:

I would like to be an engraver named Poopington or Poopette please.

LMFAO but really name him Burrito Bison.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Please name one Dunston Checks In after the hit Jason Alexander movie.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

pls dwarf me as Hulg

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Wormskull posted:

LMFAO but really name him Burrito Bison.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


I'm just learning DF, but Potato Salad can cook!

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

its fall. whats my dwarf thinking about

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Bump.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
PLedge: I'll have the fort back up by friday.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
autumn doesn't get an update because I forgot I left it unpaused until the end of fall. LOL.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I have some leftover pics from Autumn here they are




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Arfjason



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Jerkops



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Subjunctive



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A beehive was built for Jerkops, who is Bee Master.





And then it was turned into a little beekeepers hut



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On to winter.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010



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The 16 Dwarves of Numberhumor.



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Fort is kind of a mess. Ok you see those 6 levers? I don't really remember what they're all hooked up too. Good luck next guy.



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Off to a rough start.



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Not looking great, uh we barely have any food or drinks left.



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Guess what these two rooms are. HINT: They go great together



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Put up some traps in the wild to catch animals.



Nothing crazy around, just some capybaras.




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Goongrats.



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Ok this seems a good place to end my turn.
Here's the stats of the fort



Nothing much changed, just cleaned up a bit.


Outside still looks like a dick.



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Armok Vision Screenies:

Outside entrance


From within


Inside


Dining hall


Average dwarf bedroom as viewed from the hallway


Main fort in 3D



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OK Thanks for waiting, the fort is back on and extremely steampunk is the next overseer! Save going up in a sec.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

beautiful mountainhome

extremely steampunk
Sep 11, 2001

Nice. I think I am ready

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Here it is

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B1HMis8VTB-TVl8ybUdCanJBTXc

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Happy September 11th everyone.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Happy birthday pewds

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Pewdiepie posted:

Happy September 11th everyone.

Stay strong, Pewds.

Pteretis
Nov 4, 2011

Average Bear posted:

Ok you see those 6 levers? I don't really remember what they're all hooked up too.

Now I'm just curious about that 7th lever.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Pewdiepie posted:

Happy September 11th everyone.

You too Pewds!

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Some images of my new side fort: https://imgur.com/a/PLdNJ

extremely steampunk
Sep 11, 2001

that fort looks awesome

I'll have my first post for the penis themed succession fort up before the end of the weekend hopefully

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i love this thread and i love this fort and i love you for making both!

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
dwarf me, hoss, I wanna brew dank beers.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Average Bear posted:

Some images of my new side fort: https://imgur.com/a/PLdNJ

mmm drat thats a fine side fort

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Fishery Worker! My time will come!

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST CRYBABY ON THE FORUMS

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Updated dwarfing list

extremely steampunk
Sep 11, 2001

I'm back on my bullshit trying to conquer Calradia again, hope to have the first post up soon though

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extremely steampunk
Sep 11, 2001

So it's been a while sinve my turn started and I'm just going to post what I have. It took me a while to get back into dwarf fortress, just one of those things you have to be in the mood for i think

Without further ado here is the second year of Numberhumor as overseen by bee master Jerkops aka extremely steampunk

Average Bear posted:

Here's the stats of the fort


Average Bear left us with fort that is nice and stable and ready for whatever our hearts desire/challenges await


Main hall entrance

The first thing to do was figure out what these switches do and if they are linked up to the bridges. How to work it out: you cant link a switch to a bridge to which it is already linked, thus allowing process of elimination. I put (N)otes on all the switches and bridges for future reference. the 2 middle switches in the north, and the northern bridge in the main hall are all unlinked. theres also a switch NW linked to the floodgate that was used to get mud for the farms. Let's hope no one pulls that one!


Switches labeled with Notes

The big room in the main hall (which is 2 zlevels tall) seems like it was meant for defense so we should make a sniper balcony over it, and a barracks and shooting range nearby. gotta carve out some more of the upper zlevel to give archers line of sight to the whole room but its a minor project


the smoothed wall at the norhtern edge of the "bridge" room will be carved into fortifications for marksdwarfs to shoot through at enemies down below. the area just north of that will be barracks/firing range to train crossbows


it's spring, elves are here

We don't have many non-wood things to trade but they dont have much we need anyway. We picked up some fruit, a musical instrument piece, and a silvery gibbon for its coloration


a silvery gibbon


some migrants have arrived

The werebeast arrived while a bunch of migrants and their animals were still outside the purple bridge, but we can't raise that bridge anyway because it isn't linked to a lever. or if it is linked to a lever I can't find it :bravo:

Should be fun...

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