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Ace of Baes

when youre approaching a stoplight that's been green for a while and you're trying to get into the fastest lane to make it in time

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:38

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Ace of Baes

when you have take-out/fast food french fries and you're trying to eat them all before the ones at the bottom get cold

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:39

Ace of Baes

when youre passing somebody when you're walking down the street and you speed up to get in front of them but then they speed up because they think youre following them

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:40

Ace of Baes

trying to smoke a cigarette in the rain

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:40

Ace of Baes

getting from your work to your car when its raining

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:40

Ace of Baes

most stuff involving rain

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:40

Ace of Baes

entering in your debit card pin at the checkout machine when you think the person behind you might be trying to sneak a peek

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:41

Ace of Baes

trying to slow down fast enough but also be subtle when you notice a speed trap on the highway

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:42

Ace of Baes

using the people mover at the airport

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:42

Ace of Baes

trying to get to your charger when ur in the middle of a mobile game and ur phone is at 1%

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:44

Ace of Baes

ruminating on the eternal uncaring cold universe that is on a unbreakable path chartered towards eternal cold lifelessness while worshiping at the obelisk before the fiery ball of hate crests the western peaks and the vicious hounds tear me limb from limb

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:48

Ace of Baes

going up stairs while carrying a big laundry basket

# ? Jul 14, 2017 06:48

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

stuck in traffic and you gotta poop

# ? Jul 14, 2017 07:00

InternetOfTwinks: Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad

forgetting to put your car in park on an incline and rushing back to the door handle

# ? Jul 14, 2017 07:36

weab00

having to piss halfway through good movie at the theater

# ? Jul 14, 2017 07:59

InternetOfTwinks: Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad

remembering you left your beer unattended at the frat party

# ? Jul 14, 2017 08:05

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

The Indy 5.

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 09:47

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

The 300m stroll.

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 09:48

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

The race to the last Mcdouble.

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 09:49

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Speed runs.

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 09:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

drilldo squirt posted:

The Indy 5.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 10:45

alnilam

you're trying to arrive at the shortest checkout lane before someone else who's also obv going for it but you don't want to seem rude so you speed up subtly but try not to look like you're racing for it

# ? Jul 14, 2017 15:10

alnilam

when u see a huge group of people turning the corner on the other end of the block and they're about the same distance away from the ice cream shop door as you are

# ? Jul 14, 2017 15:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

When you're limping to the ramp that leads to the door of your dispensary from the parking lot and someone gets out of the handicapped parking right outside the main entrance in a wheelchair in front of you. I will win...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 15:23

Ultra Spoot

When you're seeing how fast you can give duckie a mini panic attack with your thread title

# ? Jul 14, 2017 15:35

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

racing to be the first person served when the DMV opens

# ? Jul 14, 2017 16:05

joke_explainer

drilldo squirt posted:

The 300m stroll.

Jeff's got good form, his relaxed gait epitomizes the calm nature of strolling. The judges are taking note.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 17:12

google THIS

When you and another car pull up to an all way stop so you subtly try to get there first, not because you really want to go first but to eliminate the awkwardness of arriving at the same time and wondering if they know what they're doing or if they're going to sit there for 10 seconds, apparently waiting for you to go, then peel out without warning as soon as you start to move.

e: Also, trying to make it through the intersection alive in the latter scenario.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jul 14, 2017

# ? Jul 14, 2017 17:22

City of Glompton

race to post thr ad about the latest headline news in gbs

race to finish ice cream cone on a hot day without getting brain freeze or cone leak

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 14, 2017 19:46

Death Bot: Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

When you're eating a sandwich and notice something about to fall off or start dripping and you try to finish the sandwich real quick

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:10

Death Bot: Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

When someone gets 69 points in a game

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:11

Death Bot: Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

When someone holds a door open but you're at least twenty feet away

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:11

weab00

when ur trying to eat icecream in the sun but keep on having to lick the melting drops

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

When you have half a beer but someone brings you a new cold brew and you have to drink the first one quick so the second one doesn't suffer the same fate

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# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:24