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hollyweird does it again. this time they've trespassed in god's own domain. they've created a monstrocity mascaraing as hollywood movie magic. beloved actor steve zahn has been trasformed into a chimpanzee for the movie "rise of the dawn of the eclipse of the ape planet", a movie i myself and quite excited to see and from what ive heard is actually good. but let's not forget that for all the excitement around this movie a horrifying fact remains: steve zahn is now irreversibly a chimpanzee. i can only hope that he will now be allowed to retire to a great ape sanctuary where he can spend the rest if his days in the company of his fellow chimpanzees getting up to chimp hijinks and enjoying a variety of fruits.
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Jul 15, 2017 20:28
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those realistic rendered CGI chimp eyes that they studied intensively weren't enough... the had to get the real thing
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Jul 15, 2017 21:11
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Chimpanzee humanzee. Oh the humanzeety!
those realistic rendered CGI chimp eyes that they studied intensively weren't enough... the had to get the real thing
I know, it's a tragedy what happened to that intern. And then they just taped his two bloody eyes to the camera lens and tried to make them follow the movements of the actors and it's just...
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Jul 18, 2017 01:37
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- Putty
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you maniacs!
*falls on knees in front of movie screen*
*gets socked in the jaw by seat in front of me*
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Jul 18, 2017 01:54
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they really made a monkey out of him
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Jul 18, 2017 03:34
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they really made a monkey out of him
And they made a Steve Zahn out of a monkey with the remnants left over from Zahn's monkey surgery. Neither side seems particularly happy or better off for it.
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