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You're listening to Porkchop and the Squealer in the morning on 97.2 The Pig *pig squeal* *explosion* *simpsons quote* Coming up it's Feel Like Bacon Love by Boar Company, but first, Sweet Child O' Swine by Guns and Rashers |
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Jul 16, 2017 11:33
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I make sure to put a radio in all of my ham sandwiches for extra nutrients and a nice flavour.
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Jul 16, 2017 12:27
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Piggie Smalls singin' on the ham radio "I love it when you call be Big Hogger", Throw your hooves in the air, if you's a true playuh! "I love it when you call me Big Hogger!" Just being' realistic I'm a little chauvanistic "I love it when you call me Big Hogger!" I'm not at the Green Grocer, I hope you're not Kosher 'Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin' my bacon, my bacon https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 16, 2017 19:53
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pulled up to nazareth, i was feelin a half-hog's head, i just need some place where i can get nice sweetbreads, hey mister, can you tell me where a man can find good spare ribs? he just grinned, and shook my hand and "no" was all he fibbed oh-hooo take a load off, hammy take a load of grease take a load off, hammy and you put the load right on me
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Jul 16, 2017 20:37
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:pulled up to nazareth, i was feelin a half-hog's head, 
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Jul 16, 2017 21:23
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I've been drivin' all night, my ham's wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head that brines my heel It's my baby back, says I need more beer And it's a half past four and I'm eatin' deer When she is upstairs and the breakfast gets too much She sends some bacon comin' in from above Don't need no plate at all We've got a thing that's called big pig love We've got a hock in the air, big pig love
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Jul 16, 2017 23:22
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Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dogs, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog *record scratch* DJ: I'm sorry about that folks, it's my first day it won't happen again. |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:17
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Sooie! Sooie! Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig! It's the morning zoo and it's time to get wacky! <honk, honk>. Ken, why did the pig cross the road? Why's that, Sally? To get away from the BBQ restaurant! <Aaooogaa!> |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:24
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desmond sold a burro at the marketplace molly drove it up there in a van desmond said to molly, girl i like your place and molly says this as she brings out a big pan sa la mi sa la ma bacon's ooooooo-OOON trade that burro, bacon's on desmond takes a trolley to the butcher's store buys up twenty pounds of chitterlings and takes it back to molly back waiting at the stove as he gives to her she begins to sing sa la mi sa la ma bacon's oooooo-OOOON trade that burro, bacon's on
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Jul 17, 2017 04:33
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Is this the real slice or is this just ham 'n cheese caught in a spam tide, no escape from the pork n beans Open your eyes Look up to the sties and squeeeeeeeeeeeeee(al) ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:43
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Baller Ina posted:Is this the real slice i'm just a pork boy, i need no turkey because i'm black forest ham, toasted roll little lettuce, no mayo any way the grill goes, doesn't really matter to me pa ni ni
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Jul 17, 2017 04:49
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:i'm just a pork boy, Mama, just grilled a lamb Put some charcoal 'neath its stead, Cut it tender, now I'm fed Mama, that meal sure was fun But now I've got to throw the rest away MAMA, OOH OOH Didn't mean to make it dry If I'm not back again to cook tomorrow Carryout, carryout As if no meat ever plattered ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2017 05:02
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Baller Ina posted:Mama, just grilled a lamb Too late, the timer's done Sent lardo down my spine, Porkbutt roastin all the time Good buys, everybody--it's a meat sale Gotta leave you all behind and stand in line MAMAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOH (Don't throw away the pig bones) I DON'T WANNA FRY I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BOUGHT CHOPS AT ALL
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Jul 17, 2017 05:24
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:Too late, the timer's done I see a little silhouette-o of a pig Pork-n-beans, pork-n-beans Can you make a menudo??? Boston butts and tripe-ing, Very very frightening meat!
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Jul 17, 2017 05:35
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:I see a little silhouette-o of a pig (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro Fried meat in dough-o-o-o I'm not a fan of soy, I really love meat He's not a fan of soy from a soy family Spare him from this life of tofu and beans! Easy ham, easy pho Will the beef cook slow? ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2017 05:46
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I got me a ham, and it's as big as a whale And we're bakin' it on the center rack I got me a hammy, it feeds about 20 So hurry up and bring your buffet money The pork chop is a little old slice where we can eat together Pork Chop, baby (a-Pork Chop, baby) Pork Chop, baby, Pork Chop Pork Chop, (Bacon-y, that's where it's at) baby, Pork Chop paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 17, 2017 05:50
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Baller Ina posted:(Galileo) Galileo Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Crispy golden glow Let it simmer low No, no, no, no, no, no, no ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2017 05:53
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Baller Ina posted:Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Oh mama meat-a, mama meat-a (mama meat-a eat pork sho(ulder)) Big Bob's Dry Rub has a deviled ham en route to me, to me, to me So you think you can grill meat and I won't think you lie? (Yeah!) So you think chewy bacon is better than fried? Oh, gravy, its white sausage gravy Just gotta cookout, just gotta get grilling this year ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2017 06:48
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my radio is so annoying. always singing for everyone when company comes over, never misses a chance to perform for people. thinks it's SOOOOO ebtertaining and funny |
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Jul 17, 2017 14:01
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Hugh Malone posted:my radio is so annoying. always singing for everyone when company comes over, never misses a chance to perform for people. thinks it's SOOOOO ebtertaining and funny
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Jul 17, 2017 20:21
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*looks at the posts* what is it amateur hour in here? i really like all the posts actually this is just a ham radio joke |
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Jul 17, 2017 20:52
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Start basting the juice, I'm grilling today. Wet sauce for barb- a 'que pork, 'que pork!. These baby back ribs, marinated all day So we can barb- a que some pork, some pork! I wanna wake up with heartburn and can't sleep. So I can take some antacid, And count pigs instead of sheep. These baby back ribs, are melting away. They fall right off the bone, you should just use a fork! If I can get some swine I'll pair it, with white wine I love barbeque pork, 'que pork! 'Que pork, 'que pork. I wanna wake up with heartburn and can't sleep. So I can take some antacid, And count pigs instead of sheep... These babyback ribs, are melting away. I'm gonna heat up another rack of ribs, barb-e-que pork... I'm not gonna fib, I love to eat some ribs. Of barb-a-que pork, 'que pork! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 17, 2017 22:00
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It's not in the words my doctor told me It's not in the way she lost her mind, ooh It's not in the way my blood work came back It's not because it was so bad it clogged up her fax It's not in the way I set records for my cholesterol score when I do Hold the swine, my cholesterol is way over the line, oh oh oh Hold the swine, my cholesterol is way over the line (HDL's ok LDL's way out of line!) Hold the swine, my cholesterol is way over the line (LDL is way out of line!) Hold the swine, my cholesterol is way over the line (My LDL is way out of line!) Hold the swine, my cholesterol's way over the line My cholesterol is way over the line My cholesterol is way over the line My cholesterol' is way over the line oh oh oh https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 17, 2017 22:18
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Baller Ina posted:Is this the real slice Eugene V. Dabs posted:i'm just a pork boy, Baller Ina posted:Mama, just grilled a lamb Eugene V. Dabs posted:Too late, the timer's done Eugene V. Dabs posted:I see a little silhouette-o of a pig Baller Ina posted:Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!) Baller Ina posted:Oh mama meat-a, mama meat-a (mama meat-a eat pork sho(ulder)) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 17, 2017 22:54
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come lay with me let's lay in muck all day we won't budge in the muddy sludge let flies come if they may
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Jul 17, 2017 23:29
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:(Don't throw away the pig bones) I'd emptyquote everything you did on the page but it'd be obnoxious, great work, holy poo poo. This is my favorite line. |
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Jul 17, 2017 23:59
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Somebody once told me the pork is gonna roll me The cholesterol would leave me for dead, She was looking kind of dumb with her vegetables and plums saying eating meat was bad for your head Well the grease starts coming and it don't stop coming Fed to the guests just to keep the place running Didn’t make sense not to ‘cue for fun The meat gets tender and the bark’s a home run So much to cook, so much to eat, So what’s wrong with using the odd meats? You'll never know if you don't cook buffalo You'll never dine if your charcoal don't glow Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds It's a cool place and the walk-in gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get orders But the media men beg to differ Going by the scores on the local cuisine features The margin we skate, is getting pretty thin The meat is costing more and the QA’s getting dim But my grill’s on fire - how bout yours? That’s the way to slow roast when you’re chilling outdoors Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds Somebody once asked could I comp his plate for bad service? “I need to get myself the hell away from this place” I said nope, and grabbed his food, “I could use a little meat myself” And the police will make you pay Well the grease starts coming and it don't stop coming Fed to the guests just to keep the place running Didn’t make sense not to ‘cue for fun The meat gets tender and the bark’s a home run So much to cook, so much to eat, So what’s wrong with using the odd meats? You'll never know if you don't cook buffalo You'll never dine if your charcoal don't glow Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds And all that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds |
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Jul 18, 2017 00:38
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Roger that. I read you  by .
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Jul 18, 2017 00:40
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Some will order Hot and Sour some will order smoked some will order shredded sweet while Yelping to their folks some will fall in love with tips and dunk 'em in a fountain that is full of tasty Ranch and Racha, comin' down the mountain I don't mind Dim Sum sometimes, the images it shows I can smell it on my lips and taste it in my toes Sugary and spicey and several wedgey limes You never know just how it tastes when nothing seems to rhyme ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2017 01:12
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One pig makes you larger, and one pig makes you small And the one that mother gives you doesn't taste like anything at all Go eat Alice When she's ready this fall And if you go chasing porkchops, and you find yourself at the mall Tell them a weird poo poo-posting weed girl has given you the call Go eat at Alice's The plates are real small When the men with the cheeseboard get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of bacon, and your mind is moving low Go ask Alice, she'll tell you to go When recipe and portion have made sloppy sweetbreads And the white meat is moving backwards And the red meat's off with your head Remember what the doorman said Feed your head, eat hog's head
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Jul 18, 2017 01:53
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FYI i am a mostly-vegetarian and so this thread is like my white whale except i'm against whaling and also eating pigs bc they're p smart so this is mostly my purple and blue thread
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Jul 18, 2017 01:55
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Baller Ina posted:Oh mama meat-a, mama meat-a (mama meat-a eat pork sho(ulder)) Smoked meat on a platter, everyone can feast Smoked meat on a platter Smoked meat on a platter, for free A whole bunch of leftovers... ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2017 03:17
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🎵Yeahahhhh I'm gonna curl my tail come on come on now give a listen I was born a piglet down in the country side learned to lay in mud all day and eat slop I was barely two years when I found out I'd be meat knew I couldn't lay around (or I'd get eat) so if you need some breakfast and you need it right away don't be callin "sooie" cause I won't stay don't wanna be a scrambler Scramblin' Man! no way I'm gonna be bacon Scramblin' man! please god don't let them eat me RAMBLIN SCRAMBLIN MAN 🎶
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Jul 18, 2017 03:38
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Beef TV
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Jul 18, 2017 04:59
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Will I eat this pork pie On a downtown train? Every slice it's just the same You leave me hungry, now
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Jul 18, 2017 05:59
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pigs. all i really want is pigs in the morning its pigs ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2017 07:36
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Barking Gecko posted:Roger that. Oink oink oink oink oink x oink oink oink oink oink |
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Jul 18, 2017 09:05
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I like to eat, eat, eat scrapple and a rye toast |
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Jul 18, 2017 12:30
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of carnitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a barbecue sign My mouth watered and my stomach growled I had to stop for a bite. There she stood in the doorway; Covered with smoker smell And I was thinking to myself 'I hope they have good brisket here as well' Then she found a free table and she showed me the way There were voices from the other booths, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Buffet California Such a lovely spread (such a lovely spread) With their fresh-baked bread. Plenty of food at the Buffet California Any time of year (any time of year) there'll be swine right here Her mind is hickory-twisted, she got Kansas City blends She got a lot of pretty, pretty plates, and spare ribs at the end How they shine in the heat lamps, sweet saucy sweat Some eat to remember, some eat to forget So I called up the waiter, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'we only serve beer here, I hope an IPA is fine' And still those pigs are in the smoker far away, Wake you up from your food coma Just to hear them say Welcome to the Buffet California Such a lovely spread (such a lovely spread) With our fresh-baked bread. They piggin' it out at the Buffet California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), They have homemade pies Staring up at the ceiling, I've loosened my belt twice And she said, 'we are all just gluttons here, of our own device' And back in the kitchen, They're pulling more juicy meats We stab it with our steely knives, But we just can't finish the feast Last thing I remember, I was Waddling for the door I had to find the passage to the men's room like I'd never had to before 'Relax' said the head chef, 'We are programmed to feed. You can pay your tab any time you like, But you can never leave!' |
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