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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



no "gently caress off moo cow" option, gas

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



also lol at hauling out la chouffe, something id buy for a homeless person to forget their cares for another night

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Mr SuperAwesome posted:

la chouffe is an excellent tripel and i will not hear a word against it. other belgian tripels (trappist or otherwise) are also very good

i own several tvs op. perhaps if you weren't so consumed by the drink you could afford one

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



lol at all these try hard whose favorite drink isnt at risk of evaporation

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

a little cocktail i like to call gin and turpentine

this guy gets it





my man!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the last time we had one of these threads a lot of people revealed themselves to be titanic alcoholics, like 300+ drinks a week style

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

also i had this the other day and it fuckin oooooowns https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30654/100443/

you must have poasted the wrong link. that's an ipa which is specifically forbidden from "owning"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



anyway who am i to talk i gargle piss and wash it down with rubbing alcohol

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



big scary monsters posted:

lol cool. how do you even find time to drink that much, that's nearly 2 drinks an hour every hour of the week

do you mean actually 300+ beers a week or like a standard drink equivalent in spirits?

p. sure they were just slugging down hard liquor

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Kenny Logins posted:

yeah you'd pretty much have to be but still. i can easily clear a 3oz double of whiskey in 15 minutes without realizing but i can't keep up that kind of clip for an hour, much less 8-11+ hours a day for a week

like many things, good alcoholism takes practice

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Salt Fish posted:

I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

it helps me get to work faster

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i loving love tequila both trash and good

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



my recent home brew came out less than ideal. it finished with a taste like cheap wine and i wasn't sure what i did wrong so its just been sitting in the basement for a few months. gave a few to my friend who said he wanted to try no matter what. texts me yesterday and says its actually pretty good. i chill a bottle and it's like a different beer then when i first tried. guess it needed more fermentation time?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



JewKiller 3000 posted:

i can abide your preference but not your claim that they taste the same. nothing tastes like jack except jack, this is due to the lincoln county process using maple charcoal which gives it that characteristic sweetness. i can identify a jack and coke or a jack rocks purely by scent, and lol smdh if you can't

Knuc U Kinte posted:

can someone quote this post telling this clown to shut the gently caress up, I think I'm on ignore. cheers.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



JewKiller 3000 posted:


i'll work on my sour taste, any intro beers you sour fans would recommend?

duchesse de bourgogne is a good jumping off point

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

"this smells and tastes like sweaty socks. in the best way possible" – beer store guy

hm, this guy sounds like a tasteless savage

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




in canada it is

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



sleepwalkers posted:

ive heard two-four used infrequently in the detroit area, would make sense if its canadian considering how close we are to canadas natural wonderland: windsor

can confirm. we get cbo radio commercials here that refer to 24s as two-fours

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Lyon posted:

actually belgian beer, except for the spontaneously fermented ones, is bad. same with saisons that aren't aged in some sort of wood.

everybody get a load of this guy

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Captain Foo posted:

i like nice juicy modern new england IPAs, and i also like rolling rock

lmao @ ur tastebuds if you don't enjoy both macro and microbrews

*slide u my special drink* its equal parts high life, duchesse, and el rojo. enjoy

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



you talk like i havent

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



big scary monsters posted:

can't wait to see american craft breweries pick up on sour beers and compete to see who can create the drink that gives you the most mouth ulcers and strongest chemical burns

ive been expecting this for awhile but sours take some actual finesse beyond cramming in a ton of hops and making millions of tryhard bucks

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the extremely good beer store near my buddy's installed an entire keg system and now has growlers available with 28 different beers

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Captain Foo posted:

the second part of u sentence validates the first

sounds pro as all hell

it is. i got a 32 of la roja for my friends

my bitter bi rival posted:

thats pretty cool hope the kegs get turned over decently quick tho

it looks like he's just got sixth barrels right now so hopefully it works out

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Beast of Bourbon posted:

I like the bourbon and the whiskey, but not peaty smoky stuff.

you guys should try drinking a lot, it's good for you!





the crystal decanter is an old family heirloom* that we put our "drinkin' whiskey' in, so right now it has bulleit so we feel all fancy when we pour it out all the time. old grandad is for a party this weekend, still good.

*might be from target

where's the stuff i got you. it better not be back there with the captain morgam

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yellowtail shiraz

sometimes you get gifts you don't want you don't want


people gave us like 11 bottles of wine for our house warming and neither of us drink wine

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Beast of Bourbon posted:

we drank that a long time ago, i think maybe at our new years party?

:riker::respek::madmax:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Beast of Bourbon posted:

it was my birthday and I asked everyone to bring a bottle of whiskey they'd like to share with friends.

worked out p well.



ur suntory looks sick

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



sleepwalkers posted:

i also had a real good sazerac at a place just outside of detroit, dude did half rye half cognac and it was cool. thanks for reading my story. :yeah:

where at

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



im fine with lagers being the next hot poo poo. i used to be big on super strong stuff like scotch ales and old/strong ales but they've become almost undrinkable lately. i had some blue moon seasonal last week and it was ultra good so who knows maybe im dying

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



sleepwalkers posted:

the oakland art novelty company in ferndale. neat little place.

i figured this was the place. i live in ferndale. they used to be super strict, no phones, dress code, no loud talking, and wouldn't seat you until all of your party was there and absolutely no joiners

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



my wife got a rose slush from some restaurant and it was, as expected, terrible. she thought it'd be more than just frozen rose but nope, that was it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Captain Foo posted:

tequila + lemon-lime gatorade = the worst loving margarita you've ever had

frozen undiluted lime aide, high life, and el toro

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



echinopsis posted:

when someone thinking adding vodka to beer is a good way to just kick it up a notch

a shot of scotch in a glass of dirty bastard owns and gets you hosed up with a swiftness

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



The_Franz posted:

tapped my home-brew pumpkin ale yesterday

it's good

e: also kegged my 8.5% spiced christmas ale. needs to sit for at least a month to let the spice flavors mellow and blend though. try it too early and it's just a vanilla bomb

ugh i gotta get to work on something for late winter or early spring

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Shaggar posted:

cold weather sucks rear end. global warming ftw

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Kenny Logins posted:

I've been doing dry Novembers and Januarys for a few years now. they are a good test of strength

SOBER
    but strong

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




in, 5



same as the number of drinks ive been having every day lately

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



maskenfreiheit posted:

hot take: people only pretend Belgian beer is good because of Delirium- the everclear of beer.

it’s ok BTW but let’s just admit it’s good and not pretend to care what a lambic is.

sounds like something a tasteless nobody from iowa would say

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Kenny Logins posted:

btw shout out to any fellow yosposters also doing a dry run of January. first week is always the toughest. I haven't decide how far I want to take this, yet

i was gonna do this but my wife got me two of my favorite beers for christmas so ive been slowly grazing on those

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