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I am the manager of a rival Shoney's.
in my headcanon all of the shoneys are friends
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I meticulously crafted an impressive resume and cover letter to win the heart of the Irondale, AL Shoney's hiring manager. During my interview when asked "Here at Shoney's, we aim to be a recognizable fixture in each market we have a presence. A restaurant where regulars recognize our staff and employees are involved in the local community. How involved are you with local Irondale events or groups?" I responded that I lived in the suburbs. The manager was visibly angry and cried, and ive never been allowed in since.
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apparently they don't like it when you stand up and start yelling about how shoney bear corrupts our youth by leading them down a path towards the savagery of forest life. it's not my fault their mascot can weigh up to 1000 pounds and can murder with a single swipe of his paw. whatever, they can say I'm actually in a denny's all they want but i'm not giving up.
everyone in the idf must die
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Jul 19, 2017 17:04
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Ugly crying jags whenever the high school loses to Mountain Brook.
Ugly crying jags whenever there's a serious accident at "Malfunction Junction" near downtown Birmingham.
Ugly crying jags whenever humidity rises above 50%.
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Jul 19, 2017 18:27
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Proselytizing on behalf of Vulcan, the Roman god.
Slandering Vulcan, the historic cast iron statue.
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Jul 19, 2017 18:29
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brought suit against irondale, al shoney's alleging false representation
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Jul 19, 2017 18:43
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continually ask to speak to the manager, then threaten suit against Shoneys on behalf of the great state of Missouri for plagiarism of their state nickname, "The Shoneys State"
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Jul 19, 2017 18:47
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demanded to be paid from their register so i could be on retainer for all of the upcoming suits being brought against the irondale, al shoney's; spilled the contents of my overstuffed briefcase all over other patron's tables and food
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Jul 19, 2017 18:53
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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showed up the day of the FBS championship game wearing Clemson colors and accompanied by a live tiger. Danced on tables when Alabama lost.
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Jul 19, 2017 19:25
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don't ask me how I know this, but if you're ever eating at a Shoney's Restaurant in Irondale, Alabama, and the waitress doesn't know what a Stone Cold Stunner is, do not demonstrate one on any of your sister's children
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Jul 19, 2017 19:40
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look like word has gotten out, and despite making my description of duck mating as scientific as possible (being respectful of the children who were present), every Shoney's in the state of Alabama now refuses to serve me
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Jul 19, 2017 19:46
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8. Wore false mustache and claimed to be El Jefe de Shoney
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Jul 19, 2017 19:47
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Me: (during passionate sex with the Shoney bear) Oh, Big Boy! Oh, Big Boy!
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Jul 19, 2017 19:59
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I told the manager that I'd never heard of shoney's before watching that one Rick and Morty episode. He didn't say anything so I kept loudly repeating that I watch Rick and Morty until I was escorted out by security
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Jul 19, 2017 20:05
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KEEP POSTIN
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I told the manager that I'd never heard of shoney's before watching that one Rick and Morty episode. He didn't say anything so I kept loudly repeating that I watch Rick and Morty until I was escorted out by security
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Jul 19, 2017 20:08
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I enjoy how many posts presuppose that the Irondale, AL shoneys has dedicated security staff
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Jul 19, 2017 20:26
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- mags
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Shoney the Bear indoctrinates our youth to sinful Brown Bear culture, such as catching wild salmon in your mouth, and rubbing backs on tree bark
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Jul 19, 2017 20:35
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I enjoy how many posts presuppose that the Irondale, AL shoneys has dedicated security staff
well they had to learn eventually
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Jul 19, 2017 20:42
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the first time shoney's tried to ban me it was because i showed up in a shirt that said SECURITY and started escorting patrons out
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Jul 19, 2017 21:09
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for you, the day bison graced your village's shoney's was the most important day in your life. but for me, it was tuesday.
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Jul 19, 2017 22:47
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for you, the day bison graced your village's shoney's was the most important day in your life. but for me, it was tuesday.
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Jul 19, 2017 23:01
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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Describing how SEC football is "handegg for hillbillies" despite repeated requests to place my drink order.
Minor riot at the third annual Wintermas Dinner for my competitive beyblades league, the Birmingham Beyboys.
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FIVE STARS!!
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Apparently the other diners were "disturbed" by my loud grunting and yelling while attempting to do 100 Hindu squats, Iranian pushups, and Cossack lunges next to the salad bar. I plan on suing for discrimination.
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Jul 20, 2017 17:46
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- mags
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I attempted to contact the manager at the Irondale, AL Shoney's and discuss ways we can suppress imagery of the godless Shoney Bear mascot to protect our innocent youth from the evils of online bear culture. he told me stop mailing him envelopes of furry bear art. he must be in on it. #shoneysgate
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Jul 20, 2017 18:06
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I don't know why I'm the one in trouble, just because I was served a very sexually explicit baked potato and let the town know about it.
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Jul 21, 2017 00:03
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I am too fat to fit through the door.
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Jul 21, 2017 03:45
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I am regular size but I am wearing a comically large sombrero I cannot take off for religious reasons.
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Jul 21, 2017 03:46
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I am tiny, with pointy teeth, and they don't like my kind in the Irondale, AL Shoney's.
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Jul 21, 2017 03:47
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Surprisingly, the manager wasn't convinced I was Gordon Ramsey when he heard me screaming in the kitchen. Neither was Gordon Ramsey.
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Jul 21, 2017 07:19
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i've gathered you all here today to inaugurate the first meeting of the council of citizens banned from shoney's. we are a diverse multitude who have suffered the humiliating stigma of those that have been unfairly banished from the shoney's in irondale, alabama. united in our cause we champion the rights of those persecuted by the shoney's management: tim whatley the evening manager and whats his face the guy that takes the morning shift.
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Jul 21, 2017 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI2ReZLmYA
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You'd think they'd appreciate me handing out free gloves and surgical masks at the salad bar but as it turns out, they don't
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