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dogchild is a game about a dog, and a child. it is exclusive to the playstation 4 and it is wonderful. this will be a video lp of dogchild, in which the dog and child save dogs (but not childs) from various dangers. joining me will be julia and maybe other people depending on the circumstances. dogchild. the game ain't super long but it is weird as hell and worth seeing, so i hope you all join me on this adventure into the life of dogchild. he's got a name but i can never remember it so it doesn't really matter. CHARACTERS:  dog  child  third wheel VIDEOS: CHAPTER 1: THE BUDDHA AWAKENS CHAPTER 2: THE POWER OF THE DOGCHILDS CHAPTER 3: DOGCHILD GOES TO THE MOUNTAIN CHAPTER 4: IN THE DARKNESS OF SHADOW DOGES CHAPTER 5: IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE CHAPTER 6: GAME OVER (FINAL EPISODE!!) corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Aug 18, 2017 |
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Part 1 so heres the first level of DOGCHILD. it's a tutorial and it's real good and we fight a drone here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Anc1RHm3w please meditate upon the nature of dogchild
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Jul 21, 2017 01:51
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They say the dogchild could make an entire meal of a single grain of kibble.
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Jul 21, 2017 01:58
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Ceciltron posted:They say the dogchild could make an entire meal of a single grain of kibble. Sounds like a heavy dinner.
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Jul 21, 2017 02:06
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I'm glad that Tarao's dialogue is subtitled. Wouldn't understand a word that he's saying otherwise. I've heard that this game is one of the worst things ever created for the PS4, but this is already worlds above such dreck as Life of Black Tiger. At least it's got something resembling a plot.
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Jul 21, 2017 02:10
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Blessed be those who follow the way of the dogchild
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Jul 21, 2017 04:16
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Why does Tupac have double knees in all his artwork
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Jul 21, 2017 09:48
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Oh man I love this goddamn awful game, thank you for doing this
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Jul 21, 2017 12:28
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I see you are also a follower of the DOGCHILD, do enjoy this game.
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Jul 21, 2017 12:34
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Mega64 posted:Why does Tupac have double knees in all his artwork perhaps they represent the duality of his nature
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Jul 21, 2017 14:26
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My dog is also wary of drones, so this game gets high marks for realism.
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Jul 21, 2017 23:26
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Never trust anybody who has a ball holster.
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Jul 21, 2017 23:32
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That paw-in-hand logo really does give off "skeevy furry 'advocacy' group" vibes, I gotta say
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Jul 22, 2017 10:08
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Part 2 This is the second video with Julia. Will later videos have Julia? It's up to Buddha I guess, anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4IF6eNYXA it was private but now it's not! corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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Jul 26, 2017 02:14
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The video, like the truth of the world, is private
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Jul 26, 2017 02:20
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He just doesn't want you, specifically, to see it.
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Jul 26, 2017 02:21
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The Ayshkerbundy posted:The video, like the truth of the world, is private Open your eyes and reexamine the truth and you shall see the video
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Jul 26, 2017 02:29
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Mu.
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Jul 26, 2017 02:45
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Part 3 So for this video I'm joined by Great Joe for an exciting trip to a mountain village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCB2MduKhM
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Aug 1, 2017 13:44
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i also got drunk and created a song about this LP, but i think its kind of funny so i figured i'd share it with you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1TCPMMmnQ corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 16:10
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Good.
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Aug 1, 2017 18:37
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Part 4 so this level is a bullshit secret base infiltration level and I hate it. Great Joe probably likes it though... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhxW0aIX3Q
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Aug 7, 2017 00:51
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At some point this was probably called Dongchild, and had a much simple sidekick character model.
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Aug 7, 2017 05:53
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Part 5 loving... ice physics. I hate them. Heavy Sigh's in this one by the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAir30e2XY
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Aug 12, 2017 04:04
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Lowtax's most recent Gaming Garbage videos taught me that anything with the "Made by Unity" logo at the beginning is going to be a piece of poo poo game. At least this looks functional.
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Aug 13, 2017 17:00
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Ah so you can get out of that maze. I got horribly lost my first time through and when I surveyed the maze from an out of bounds area the game just kicked us to the exit and began the cutscene. Suffice to say I was real fuckin confused.
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Aug 13, 2017 17:19
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Part 6! The final part! Great Joe, Heavy Sigh, and myself all watch the end of the game and enjoy its shocking twists. Did you predict this finale? Perhaps! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odTYNtobyiU
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Aug 16, 2017 16:23
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Even after watching the whole thing, I still don't understand how this game got an award.
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Aug 16, 2017 18:15
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I love my dumb dog child.
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Aug 16, 2017 21:38
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Heavy Sigh posted:Even after watching the whole thing, I still don't understand how this game got an award. It was Best In Show
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Aug 16, 2017 23:28
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This was an experience, and I'm glad you experienced it first hand and not me. Good LP, fun times.
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Aug 18, 2017 05:23
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I can't climb that well I'm not that extreme I'm just out to tell the story inside me I'm more than a dog, I'm more than a child ... I'm a dogchild I'm a dogchild Part of me is a dog The other part is a child Feel my whiskers and my opposable fingers I can throw balls and also pee on things It may sound absurd, but this is a game That someone thought the world should see For Playstation 4, now that is insane Most bad games just end up on Steam I'm only a boy in a red hooded shirt Looking for drugged meatballs left here in the dirt I'm only a boy Fighting some crazy scheme My uncle's insane He tried to kill me And it's not easy to be me. And I say thanks for this LP.
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Aug 20, 2017 02:32
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I'm still not sure why they called it Dogchild when the final boss is more akin to Bugchild, but judging by the people who made this game, English isn't their first language. Thanks for the LP all the same!
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Aug 20, 2017 05:38
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This is the second lp of this game I've followed to the end and I still have so many questions.
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Aug 20, 2017 20:55
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You'll have to wait until the sequel to get them answered. Unless it's a trilogy!
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Aug 20, 2017 21:21
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Crosspeice posted:You'll have to wait until the sequel to get them answered. After that Antarctic caterpillar monster at the end, I don't know where they can go with it now. Maybe an underwater DLC? With bullshit breath timers instead of bullshit ice physics?
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Aug 21, 2017 02:24
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Cathode Raymond posted:After that Antarctic caterpillar monster at the end, I don't know where they can go with it now. Maybe an underwater DLC? With bullshit breath timers instead of bullshit ice physics? Well, there's a smartphone Dogchild too, but I have no idea what it's like. Maybe it gives more closure to the narrative! Anyway here's a clip the developers uploaded of them winning an award for their terrible videogame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcKqC7E_VA
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