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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
dogchild is a game about a dog, and a child. it is exclusive to the playstation 4 and it is wonderful.



this will be a video lp of dogchild, in which the dog and child save dogs (but not childs) from various dangers. joining me will be julia and maybe other people depending on the circumstances. dogchild.

the game ain't super long but it is weird as hell and worth seeing, so i hope you all join me on this adventure into the life of dogchild. he's got a name but i can never remember it so it doesn't really matter.


CHARACTERS:



dog


child


third wheel

VIDEOS:


CHAPTER 1: THE BUDDHA AWAKENS
CHAPTER 2: THE POWER OF THE DOGCHILDS
CHAPTER 3: DOGCHILD GOES TO THE MOUNTAIN
CHAPTER 4: IN THE DARKNESS OF SHADOW DOGES
CHAPTER 5: IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE
CHAPTER 6: GAME OVER (FINAL EPISODE!!)

corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Aug 18, 2017

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 1

so heres the first level of DOGCHILD. it's a tutorial and it's real good and we fight a drone here's the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Anc1RHm3w

please meditate upon the nature of dogchild

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mega64 posted:

Why does Tupac have double knees in all his artwork

perhaps they represent the duality of his nature

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 2

This is the second video with Julia. Will later videos have Julia? It's up to Buddha I guess, anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4IF6eNYXA

it was private but now it's not!

corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 26, 2017

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

The video, like the truth of the world, is private

Open your eyes and reexamine the truth and you shall see the video

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 3

So for this video I'm joined by Great Joe for an exciting trip to a mountain village.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCB2MduKhM

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
i also got drunk and created a song about this LP, but i think its kind of funny so i figured i'd share it with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1TCPMMmnQ

corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Aug 1, 2017

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 4

so this level is a bullshit secret base infiltration level and I hate it. Great Joe probably likes it though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhxW0aIX3Q

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 5

loving... ice physics. I hate them. Heavy Sigh's in this one by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAir30e2XY

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Part 6! The final part!

Great Joe, Heavy Sigh, and myself all watch the end of the game and enjoy its shocking twists. Did you predict this finale? Perhaps!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odTYNtobyiU

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Heavy Sigh posted:

Even after watching the whole thing, I still don't understand how this game got an award.

It was Best In Show

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Cathode Raymond posted:

After that Antarctic caterpillar monster at the end, I don't know where they can go with it now. Maybe an underwater DLC? With bullshit breath timers instead of bullshit ice physics?

Well, there's a smartphone Dogchild too, but I have no idea what it's like. Maybe it gives more closure to the narrative! Anyway here's a clip the developers uploaded of them winning an award for their terrible videogame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcKqC7E_VA

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