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HotSoapyBeard

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This year at the art festival I thought I would showcase a performance piece called "attending an art festival" Randy said I had to have a booth and despite my loud protestations he put his foot down. Later, I saw people gathering around the bare trestle table provided by the venue which comprised my empty booth and men with black turtle-necks and folded arms touching their soul patches while nodding and talking to each other emphatically about this inspired installation. I tried to be more expressive with my performance of "attending an art festival" but despite my efforts I went unnoticed. Looking around in panic and jealousy over my own empty booth's simple elegance I noticed one of the venue's labourers looking on; admiring his handiwork at arranging the table and as he noticed me he caught my eye, giving me a smug wink and a grin. I thought to myself: who is the true artiste?

HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 25, 2017
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