Did you know that satanists don't worship satan

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Did you know that satanists don't worship satan

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Anyone have that story about God & Satan fighting over the throne of Heaven? Thought I saw it on one of these Satanic Churches sites.

They fought and Satan won, then God mustered an army and won it back. Satan realized the futility of the conflict and took up his reign in Hell. It was a good read!

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I cast a spell on you,
Because you're miiiine!

You better watch those things that you do,
I said a-watch out! I ain't lyin'! Oooohh!

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