August 2017 Cooking Thread - Cant work on broken cars all the time

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jamal: Apr 15, 2003; I'll set the building on fire

What if i was eating nachos at the time?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 05:18

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

jamal posted:

What if i was eating nachos at the time?

You might get tittay in them nachos

# ? Aug 2, 2017 05:23

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

a) I would eat the hell out of Charlize Theron

b) I would eat the gently caress out of nachos on Charlize Theron's tittays

c) Any of us doing either of the above will happen about the same time there is a divide by zero error in the Universe

# ? Aug 2, 2017 05:33

jamal: Apr 15, 2003; I'll set the building on fire

Yeah I wouldn't kick Charlize out of my nachos.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 05:34

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

shockingly some people's hatred of gay/lesbian people overrides their desire to see The Tiddy cause preacher man told em the sky wizard just hates it when two ladies kiss

# ? Aug 2, 2017 07:11

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

I can only imagine their reaction to the stuff with the Djinn in American Gods. :allears:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 07:47

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Rhyno posted:

the food thread is no place to talk about tittays bro.

I didn't think this thread discriminated against infants. Once again, rhyno shows his true biases.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 07:53

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

InitialDave posted:

I can only imagine their reaction to the stuff with the Djinn in American Gods.

Wouldn't be much of a reaction. If the preacher's right, seeing guy-on-guy will drat them instantly. Like 'portal to Hell opens in the floor and Satan drags you off by your balls' levels. :black101:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 09:09

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

lovely loving arsehole circus reject tent went and explodocollapsed at 3a-loving-m.

Dragged all our poo poo into the tv barn, wardens opened the farmhouse for us to stay today, going to go spend all my "spare" money on a new tent because this is the only goddamned holiday I get and I'm not going home on day 3.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 09:14

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Enourmo posted:

shockingly some people's hatred of gay/lesbian people overrides their desire to see The Tiddy cause preacher man told em the sky wizard just hates it when two ladies kiss

... While in the private of their room while no one else is about, open a browser to pornhub and type in lesbian sex.......

# ? Aug 2, 2017 11:03

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

... While in the private of their room while no one else is about, open a browser to pornhub and type in lesbian sex.......

you never told me where in bali you've been

# ? Aug 2, 2017 11:35

Ferremit: Sep 14, 2007; if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

It's doesn't really matter WHERE in Bali you go, your going to find drunk fuckeit bogan Aussies.

If your going, pack lots of weed. They're really accepting and open to that over there.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 12:37

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

keykey posted:

Has anybody here worked for Apple? What's it like? Any positive/negative experiences?

keykey posted:

I'm fully aware of Apple being the kool-aid of manufacturers because customers buy "the lifestyle" instead of the product, but I'd be on the pushing the kool-aid side of things to be sure reps and employees push the same happy horse poo poo. Basically, I'd be the numbers.

I work the retail side and the guy in our region with the position you are interviewing for is really nice and seems like his likes his job so, go for it. Great benefits and probably the best retail gig you can get, in my opinion. I like it a lot.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 15:04

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

New tent purchased, apparently like all the best girlfriends inflatable is the in thing now? £760 gone.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 15:24

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

cakesmith handyman posted:

New tent purchased, apparently like all the best girlfriends inflatable is the in thing now? £760 gone.

What loving tent did you buy!?!?!

Also: I cannot wait for this terrible era of car design that centers around creating the largest suckerfish-looking grille possible is over.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:21

ilkhan: Oct 7, 2004; I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

GF and I made this for dinner last night

https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/buffalo-chicken-roll-up-bake/b51af6af-4146-4327-a6d9-31f909cb3602

Would use BBQ instead of hot sauce next time, but it was good.

Also $1000 in truck/camping accessories. Fun!

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:35

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Seminal Flu posted:

What loving tent did you buy!?!?!

Also: I cannot wait for this terrible era of car design that centers around creating the largest suckerfish-looking grille possible is over.

http://www.vango.co.uk/gb/tents/1051-taiga-600xl-air.html

I didn't have much opportunity to shop around so hopefully this will last a few years. If I'd have known I was going to be spending this much money I'd have bought a used trailer tent

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:37

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

Seminal Flu posted:

What loving tent did you buy!?!?!

Also: I cannot wait for this terrible era of car design that centers around creating the largest suckerfish-looking grille possible is over.

Both of these.
they don't even *use* the whole grille - it's mostly blocked off. Lexus and Infinity are the worst, but even BMW's kidney beans got bigger, and the bumper vanished. It's like a receding chin.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:38

Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

You get both extremes. Tesla Model 3 or Lexus anything.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:43

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

ilkhan posted:

GF and I made this for dinner last night

https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/buffalo-chicken-roll-up-bake/b51af6af-4146-4327-a6d9-31f909cb3602

Would use BBQ instead of hot sauce next time, but it was good.

My wife does pepperoni pizza rolls like that. They are tasty.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:45

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

Man I love the poo poo my school emails me/tweets/whatever that's aimed at "normal" students who don't take classes in summer. "20 days til fall semester, better shake the sand out of your hair and start thinking about studying again tee hee!"

Motherfuckers I haven't had a semester off since I came back to school in 2013 and I haven't taken less than 2 classes since summer 2014 when there was only 1 available, don't loving remind me that not all majors have this issue

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:33

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

Enourmo posted:

Man I love the poo poo my school emails me/tweets/whatever that's aimed at "normal" students who don't take classes in summer. "20 days til fall semester, better shake the sand out of your hair and start thinking about studying again tee hee!"

Motherfuckers I haven't had a semester off since I came back to school in 2013 and I haven't taken less than 2 classes since summer 2014 when there was only 1 available, don't loving remind me that not all majors have this issue

Yeah, but most students only take classes once, so they have Summers off.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:45

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Enourmo posted:

Man I love the poo poo my school emails me/tweets/whatever that's aimed at "normal" students who don't take classes in summer. "20 days til fall semester, better shake the sand out of your hair and start thinking about studying again tee hee!"

Motherfuckers I haven't had a semester off since I came back to school in 2013 and I haven't taken less than 2 classes since summer 2014 when there was only 1 available, don't loving remind me that not all majors have this issue

just remember that you'll probably have a job right out of uni and they probably will not

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:46

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

cakesmith handyman posted:

http://www.vango.co.uk/gb/tents/1051-taiga-600xl-air.html

I didn't have much opportunity to shop around so hopefully this will last a few years. If I'd have known I was going to be spending this much money I'd have bought a used trailer tent

That's an expensive loving tent! Hope it serves you well for many many years.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:52

ilkhan: Oct 7, 2004; I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Darchangel posted:

My wife does pepperoni pizza rolls like that. They are tasty.

The filling is basically just chicken, cheese, and hot sauce. But they were pretty good. Doing similar things with pizza toppings would be good too.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:59

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

Seminal Flu posted:

Yeah, but most students only take classes once, so they have Summers off.

twist that fuckin' knife, meatpimp

E: To be clear, I'm only retaking one of my courses this semester, and have not had to retake anything else since I came back to school. So, you know. You're wrong.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:12

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

i had to retake three classes

two were for when i was in pharmacy school but yeah

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:30

rdb: Jul 8, 2002; chicken mctesticles?

I dislike UPS surepost

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:41

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

cakesmith handyman posted:

http://www.vango.co.uk/gb/tents/1051-taiga-600xl-air.html

I didn't have much opportunity to shop around so hopefully this will last a few years. If I'd have known I was going to be spending this much money I'd have bought a used trailer tent

Uhhh... Yeah, TBH I'd have bought a cheap tent as an emergency measure and then reviewed the situation later.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:50

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

Seminal Flu posted:

Yeah, but most students only take classes once, so they have Summers off.

FATALITY

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:51

Turbo Fondant: Oct 25, 2010

Rhyno posted:

the food thread is no place to talk about tittays bro.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

And yes I think Nigella Lawson is hot. Sue me.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:52

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Seminal Flu posted:

Yeah, but most students only take classes once, so they have Summers off.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

just remember that you'll probably have a job right out of uni and they probably will not

j/k lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:53

Tomarse: Mar 7, 2001; Grr

cakesmith handyman posted:

http://www.vango.co.uk/gb/tents/1051-taiga-600xl-air.html

I didn't have much opportunity to shop around so hopefully this will last a few years. If I'd have known I was going to be spending this much money I'd have bought a used trailer tent

That will definitely last a few years.

You do know you can buy spare poles and patch ripped canvas tho? (my big tent is living proof of this as it is a poo poo design and snaps poles whenever there is any wind)

(I would have offered to get it couriered to you if I'd read the forums thismorning!)

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:08

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Stupid question for the Brits: do trucks etc still use CB radios on the road?

Not just 4x4s on 'expeditions'

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:14

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Ferremit posted:

It's doesn't really matter WHERE in Bali you go, your going to find drunk fuckeit bogan Aussies.

If your going, pack lots of weed. They're really accepting and open to that over there.

Agreed. Put it in a boogy board bag too no one looks in those

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:21

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Enourmo posted:

Man I love the poo poo my school emails me/tweets/whatever that's aimed at "normal" students who don't take classes in summer. "20 days til fall semester, better shake the sand out of your hair and start thinking about studying again tee hee!"

Motherfuckers I haven't had a semester off since I came back to school in 2013 and I haven't taken less than 2 classes since summer 2014 when there was only 1 available, don't loving remind me that not all majors have this issue

Maybe you should take a semester off at some point. Be better for your mental health.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:25

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

nm posted:

Maybe you should take a semester off at some point. Be better for your mental health.

Right now I'm on track to graduate next May. If I take fall or spring semester off, well, senior design 2 isn't offered over summer for *reasons*, so it would push my graduation back all the way to December. I can only put off finishing, and thus getting a job, for so long.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:30

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

hey rhyno did you ever end up buying that stupid lovely blu android phone?

cause they're still at it, lmbo

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/08/citing-privacy-threats-amazon-stops-selling-some-android-phones-from-blu/

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:33

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

spog posted:

Stupid question for the Brits: do trucks etc still use CB radios on the road?

Not just 4x4s on 'expeditions'

Pretty sure they do, it's just not quite as much of a "thing" as it once was.

There's a couple of old TV programmes on YouTube looking at UK CB stuff back in the day, and its fascinatingly kitsch.

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