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Welcome to the Premier League Season 2017-18. We Kick off with the totally important and not at all a joke Community Shield contested this season between the mighty Petrodollar Fascist London Blues against the African Child Smuggler North London Reds. Let me be the first to say end the season now! Did manchester united spend enough on players? Did Pep spend enough on EPO? Did Joey Barton finally stop gambling? Will Santi Carzola ever play another game of football? Does Oezil have depth perception? Find out the answers to these questions and many more this season in  Brought to you by EA Sports
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Selhurst park is a poo poo hole
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Aug 1, 2017 07:43
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Arsenal will be disappointed with that table imo
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Aug 1, 2017 07:43
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The premier league is just too competitive
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Aug 1, 2017 10:10
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I am looking forward to Ederson kicking the ball really far and accurately, and possibly remembering to stop shots.
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Aug 1, 2017 10:12
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Huddersfield are in the prem lmao
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Aug 1, 2017 10:37
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quote:Players will receive retrospective two-match suspensions for diving this season in a rule change that the FA hopes will deter them from deceiving match officials. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/fa-will-ban-divers-for-two-matches-dqldd7hbc Cool and good imo 
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Aug 1, 2017 11:19
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My hope for this season is that proper clubs Burnley, Brighton, and Huddersfield all stay up. Not sure there's much hope for Brighton mind.
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Aug 1, 2017 11:22
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Nice table.
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Aug 1, 2017 12:15
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Relegate us now. Here's a video the grauniad have done, they also predict us to finish rock bottom and hell I agree. https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2017/aug/01/brighton-hove-albion-a-journey-from-nowhere-to-the-premier-league-video deletebeepbeepbeep fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 12:57
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Waroduce posted:Where is the best place to get drunk around Wembly since spurs/liv is a 3pm game From the last thread, but that game probably won't be a 3pm kickoff. It will more than likely be on TV, so will be moved. They just haven't announced the TV schedule that far ahead yet. Mickolution fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 13:05
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It's a Match!quote:Manchester United to wear lonely hearts on sleeves with Tinder set to become £12m-a-year sponsor
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Aug 1, 2017 14:20
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Friday, 11 August 2017 Arsenal Leicester City Saturday, 12 August 2017 Watford Liverpool Chelsea Burnley Everton Stoke City Southampton Swansea City Crystal Palace Huddersfield Town West Bromwich Albion Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion Manchester City Sunday, 13 August 2017 Newcastle United Tottenham Hotspur Manchester United West Ham United Saturday, 19 August 2017 Swansea City Manchester United Leicester City Brighton & Hove Albion Liverpool Crystal Palace Southampton West Ham United Burnley West Bromwich Albion Bournemouth Watford Stoke City Arsenal Sunday, 20 August 2017 Huddersfield Town Newcastle United Tottenham Hotspur Chelsea Monday, 21 August 2017 Manchester City Everton Saturday, 26 August 2017 Bournemouth Manchester City Chelsea Everton Newcastle United West Ham United Crystal Palace Swansea City Watford Brighton & Hove Albion Huddersfield Town Southampton Manchester United Leicester City Sunday, 27 August 2017 West Bromwich Albion Stoke City Liverpool Arsenal Tottenham Hotspur Burnley
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Aug 1, 2017 15:05
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Everton to be bottom of the league by September.
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Aug 1, 2017 15:09
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Is this the year Stoke goes down?
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Aug 1, 2017 15:52
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i can't wait for my north london cannonshooters to defeat the mighty PL league one (1) time champions, the lester city fox fursuiters let the race to 4th place begin!!!
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Aug 1, 2017 16:48
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ephex posted:https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/fa-will-ban-divers-for-two-matches-dqldd7hbc They should apply to all dives, not just ones resulting in a penalty or player dismissal.
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Aug 1, 2017 18:19
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looking forward to the foot
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Aug 1, 2017 18:28
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santanotreal posted:They should apply to all dives, not just ones resulting in a penalty or player dismissal. this
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Aug 1, 2017 19:51
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im glad we have a new thread and don't have to read posts by that terrible american anymore
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Aug 1, 2017 20:17
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RideTheSpiral posted:im glad we have a new thread and don't have to read posts by that terrible american anymore you have to be more precise than that
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Aug 1, 2017 20:26
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Sturridge crocked himself sprinting for 4 seconds, anyone else I'd assume maybe a simple pulled hamstring and out for a month and change but since it's him I assume we can look forward to seeing him again next summer
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Aug 1, 2017 21:19
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Liverpool has torn Bayern apart tonight with Mane and Salah combining twice in the first half. Sturridge scored in the second half then immediately injured himself so rip in peace I guess
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Aug 1, 2017 21:19
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EvilHawk posted:Liverpool has torn Bayern apart tonight with Mane and Salah combining twice in the first half. it must be liverpools year
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Aug 1, 2017 21:49
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Didn't Liverpoo tear Barca apart in a pre-season friendly last season?
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Aug 2, 2017 06:09
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Didn't Liverpoo tear Barca apart in a pre-season friendly last season? We did. Friendlies mean gently caress all. In saying that Salah and Mane are the loving best and Moreno is BACK
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Aug 2, 2017 07:05
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Ewar Woowar posted:and Moreno is BACK 
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Aug 2, 2017 08:22
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Ewar Woowar posted:We did. Friendlies mean gently caress all. Moreno is so bad lol
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Aug 2, 2017 14:20
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lolverpoo
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Aug 2, 2017 14:21
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I think this may have been mentioned at the tail end of last month's thread, but I can't be bothered to go back and look. The Spirit of Shankly supporter's group held a public meeting and vote on the introduction of safe standing. They did this for two reasons: 1) as it became more common (particularly in Scotland) there was an underlying feeling that it couldn't be introducted "because of Hillsborough" and 2) more importantly, there was a danger that it would go one way or another without the consultation of Liverpool fans. It was a 9 month long project by SoS which involved speaking to various groups such as the Hillsborough Justice Campaign and the Police. The bottom line is, out of 17 thousand people who voted (which is unprecedented for the SoS and fan groups in general), 88% were in favour. Only 5% were opposed, the remainder wanted more information before making a decision. The public forum (which is available on the youtubes if you want to watch two hours of scousers talking) was really well done, lots of good questions were asked and some good answers given. This is pretty big for a couple of reasons: -Previously it has been thought (on here, elsewhere on the internet, and IRL) that Liverpool fans were against standing at games (as a result of Hillsborough). Clearly this is not true -SoS could not get a single group, including the police, to come and speak against the idea. Individuals, sure, but no organised groups. It doesn't necessarily mean anything going forward, but it will start to increase pressure on the FA and government to look at bringing this in. Liverpool fans (and Hillsborough) can't be seen as an easy out any more. If more fan groups can hold similar votes, or get a sense from their community in other ways, then maybe things can change and we can reintroduce standing, which will (hopefully) lead to better atmospheres and cheaper seats (ha).
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Aug 2, 2017 17:14
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So close to the funny numbers.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:07
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do arsenal have a team of orcs for medical staff, how can you gently caress up an ankle that much rip santi
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Aug 2, 2017 19:57
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kecske posted:do arsenal have a team of orcs for medical staff, how can you gently caress up an ankle that much Did something happen?
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Aug 2, 2017 20:21
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I think people just assume they can post "RIP Santi" or "Rip Sturridge" every couple months
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Aug 2, 2017 21:48
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Cazorla is out indefinitely and almost had to have his leg chopped off to be fair.
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Aug 3, 2017 04:08
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Shrapnig posted:Cazorla is out indefinitely and almost had to have his leg chopped off to be fair. John Guidetti was "lucky" to have his leg virus happen around 21. He still had plenty of time to bounce back, even if it wasn't at the level he maybe could have been with losing a full season and a half. At Cazorla's age it's probably too late to return to anything resembling the form he had.
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Aug 3, 2017 04:17
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pik_d posted:John Guidetti was "lucky" to have his leg virus happen around 21. who?
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Aug 3, 2017 11:36
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EC10 posted:who? Some bald City twat who now plays for Celta Vigo and misses big chances against Utd in the Europa League
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Aug 3, 2017 12:25
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In the spirit of the thread title I will be going round the OPs mams house tonight. I ffor one cant wait for Man United to win the league and the Chels get relegated
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Aug 3, 2017 14:24
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Please rename me iffor one Wales' fattest pooshited fan
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