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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Precisely.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

PirateBob posted:

Some bald City twat who now plays for Celta Vigo and misses big chances against Utd in the Europa League

I didn't even realize he shaved his head. It suits him a lot better than it does David Silva at least.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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pik_d posted:

I didn't even realize he shaved his head. It suits him a lot better than it does David Silva at least.

what are you talking about silva looks great

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Lallana's out for a couple of months :(

Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012


gently caress

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Big Taff Man posted:

In the spirit of the thread title I will be going round the OPs mams house tonight.

I ffor one cant wait for Man United to win the league and the Chels get relegated

Heh

EvilHawk posted:

Lallana's out for a couple of months :(

That's gonna hurt.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Bad news but we will probably survive because at the moment I think he's out of the starting eleven.

Xabi fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Aug 4, 2017

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Xabi posted:

Bad news but we will probably survive because at the moment I think he's it of the starting eleven.

With everyone fit he probably was but one injury in the front five and he's the immediate replacement, depth was already a problem and this doesn't exactly help

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
There's options without him yeah, particularly if we've just bought Salah. We could let Jimmy play on the wing again.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Tomorrow we will wake up to the news that we have sold Coutinho.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
resurgent Moreno at LB and Milner back to mid, problem solved, win league

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Xabi posted:

Bad news but we will probably survive because at the moment I think he's out of the starting eleven.

I think he still starts alongside Hendo and Coutinho in the midfield against some teams, but him and Wij will probably swap out.

bewbies posted:

resurgent Moreno at LB and Milner back to mid, problem solved, win league

After his performance against Stoke last year no thanks

Xabi posted:

Tomorrow we will wake up to the news that we have sold Coutinho.

Oh yeah he's missing the friendly tomorrow because of a "back issue" and definitely not because he's negotiating with Barca.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Lallana out is disappointing but Wijnuldum and Can are hardly poo poo replacements.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Let's just move Firmino slightly and play one of our other million strikers like Origi or Ings or that literal child from Chelsea


e: or play Moreno on the left wing, problem solved

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

vyelkin posted:

Let's just move Firmino slightly and play one of our other million strikers like Origi or Ings or that literal child from Chelsea


e: or play Moreno on the left wing, problem solved

Mane and Salah on the wings Firmino up front would be first choice anyway

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Disappointing lack of code tags for me to enjoy here

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May 13, 2003
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Ninpo posted:

Disappointing lack of code tags for me to enjoy here

code:

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
This Tammy Abraham lad has a bit about him.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Xabi posted:

Bad news but we will probably survive because at the moment I think he's out of the starting eleven.

You're also in the CL now

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
That said even Fer is bossing these serie a cloggers and he's poo poo in a real game.

edit: Ricky Alvarez scores an own goal backpass 12 seconds into the second half this is a real game now.

sassassin fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Aug 5, 2017

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Roque Mesa is an offensive latino stereotype.

Serie A must be worse than I thought if Sampdoria are a midtable team.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Speaking of offensive latinos, I've just been informed that Luis Suarez scored 69 goals for Liverpool.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin posted:

This Tammy Abraham lad has a bit about him.

he did real good for bristol city and he's in my fantasy football team.

surprised rafa didnt go for him for newcastle

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

paddyboat posted:

Speaking of offensive latinos, I've just been informed that Luis Suarez scored 69 goals for Liverpool.

nice

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Having watched all of our preseason games I'm pretty confident in saying that Solanke is the best striker in the world

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JFairfax posted:

he did real good for bristol city and he's in my fantasy football team.

surprised rafa didnt go for him for newcastle

He did then people at Chelsea were worried about Newcastle's night life abraham he went to Swansea instead

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

He did then people at Chelsea were worried about Newcastle's night life abraham he went to Swansea instead

lol owned

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Solanke looks really good. Thanks Chelsea you dumb morons

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

JFairfax posted:

he did real good for bristol city and he's in my fantasy football team.

surprised rafa didnt go for him for newcastle

Him alongside Ayew with Routledge in behind is a dynamic, mobile, athletic front three and a lot more fun to watch than the slow & clumsy Gylfi and Llorente partnership, but hopefully Tammy can keep bundling things in like he did today because the other two sure as gently caress won't be scoring many.

Tom Carroll's going to be in the England team by the end of the season.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol wayne routledge

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

lol wayne routledge

He was well good yesterday.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
Routledge went from looking massively out of his depth in the prem with Newcastle, to being surprisingly good at Swansea (then went poo poo again, idk?)

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
The thing about Routledge is that he's never been a very good winger. His best games in the last two or three years have all come when he's played central and allowed to drift about off the ball (which every winger we've brought in to replace him has proven incapable of doing. They all stand about waiting for the ball before doing anything nothing).

Shame he can't finish or cross or pass or tackle because otherwise he's a great footballer.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Does anyone have any good recommendations for paid steaming services? Wouldn't mind paying a monthly fee to get some good premier league action.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Pardew has got himself a job as a sky pundit this season. Hopefully it goes better than last time

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
more like a pundshit

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Jose posted:

Pardew has got himself a job as a sky pundit this season. Hopefully it goes better than last time

Didn't he refer to a defender being passed as being "raped" the last time he was pundit-ing?

Edit: I should have just looked it up in the first place. I'm guessing Essien wasn't too happy about it.

Horse Inspector fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Aug 8, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It was essien raping convicted rapist ched Evans

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jose posted:

It was essien raping convicted rapist ched Evans

Exonerated rapist Ched Evans

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Blue Star Error posted:

Exonerated rapist Ched Evans

Exonorapist

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