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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

maffew buildings posted:

I prefer "Scaramooch, Scaramooch, will you suck your own cock now?"

Easy come, easy go, we have to let you go.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

A lot of it is just that Florida is such a meme these days that every little news story that's slightly crazy gets spread far and wide, while equally batshit things happen in other states but don't get quite as much attention.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The president's salary is an incredibly magnanimous contribution, meanwhile transgender medical costs are bleeding us dry. Up is down, freedom is slavery, etc etc.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

The NRA is completely out of ideas, so they want to "fist the New York Times and find out just what deep rich means to this old gray hag."

Skip to 0:29: https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/893230656125149185

She's now trying to claim that she said "fisk" which she might have but uh.... why?

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


In a way I'm glad about this, because it means it can be fought back against rather than it just being another case of Trump tweeting something stupid and everyone forgetting about it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

psydude posted:

I have definitely noticed a willingness among our generation to just give up on poo poo, especially college. In your last semester and all you have to do is your capstone to graduate? Nah, it's just too much. Better drop out and wait tables. Finished with your dissertation and just need to defend it? Time to exercise some personal compassion and take a permanent hiatus.

As someone who has given up on everything, this definitely checks out.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Nice bloattee.

so hell of whispy a spider covets

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ded posted:

A 'no suicide oath' would lead to loving people out of benefits. It's the whole reason they thought it up.

I was gonna make a joke about "you'd better not kill yourself or you'll be in trouble!" but yeah this is exactly what they're trying to do.

:smithicide:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

There's a non-zero chance that Trump will actually try to declare war through a tweet.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Yeah totally. He also seems to realize the limits of military force, which is what that whole "have a plan" thing is really about from my reading, to simplify it. Just throwing bodies at a problem just makes dead bodies.

Yeah, it's like everyone focuses on the "kill everyone in the room" part rather than the "be polite and professional" or "have a plan" parts.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Godholio posted:

poo poo on them aaaaall you want. I'm right there with you. But I do not want the government suppressing unpopular or wrong opinions.

And frankly Cole, neither should you.

Fascism isn't an opinion.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Godholio posted:

It's a party platform.

It's an ideology of hatred and violence that makes American citizens fear for their safety. That should not be tolerated, especially not under the guise of "it's just their opinion you guys".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I just love the old guy who's just chillin there.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


WHEN HE HIMSELF IS MADE OF SLAVES

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I want to hear the reasoning behind "saved America", because he tried to do the exact opposite for the USA, and failed to do it for the CSA.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pointing out that America was the baddies sometimes is only for when Mother Russia is being criticized.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I was expecting smoke to start coming out of his ears as his circuits start overloading.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

FastestGunAlive posted:

They're so lacking in self awareness that they don't realize they're equating their precious traitors to a commie

You have to remember that a lot of these people equate even the mildest socialist ideals with slavery.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/08/22/solar-eclipse-wyoming-most-traffic-record/

The people visiting Wyoming to see the eclipse outnumbered the actual population of Wyoming. I sat through that traffic clusterfuck, it was one of the worst experiences in my life. It took us 4 hours to drive up from Colorado Springs, and over 13 hours to drive back home. It took us 4 hours just to get out of the figurative, but almost literal, one horse town of Glendo.

Still worth it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

They say they've got the paperwork ready to go, which at least means that we're not going to get the amusement of an attempted twitter pardon.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I want to see Nintendo give the GOP a C&D.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I had just sent in my application to the Air Force Academy right before 9/11 happened.

lmao at me

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

HEH, looks like you guys are the real grammar nazis.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Is that your Grindr activity map?

Well there's definitely a lot of blowing going on.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Quick, somebody call Kanye and Mike Myers so they can do the opposite of that thing that did

"Donald Trump does not care about people"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Million Ants lives to fight another day.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's from the classic TV sitcom Rex and Matty.

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