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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Best thing from that brief

quote:

On June 18, 2017, Defendant Home Box Office, Inc. aired an episode of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver,” a satirical news program about current events. The main topic discussed in the episode was coal. Apparently because Plaintiff's delicate sensibilities were offended, they clutched their pearls and filed this suit.


Edit: phone posting and I don't know what the hell

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 2, 2017

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The NAACP issued a travel advisory for Missouri after the state legislature passed a law making it difficult to prove race discrimination. It turns out the sponsor of the bill is currently facing suit for racial discrimination.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
What sort of crazy is going to occur today?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/892864248799428609

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Maybe he'll decide to go the Budd Dwyer route

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hillary's America, I believe it was called

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Apparently there was an attempted military coup in Venezuela.

Only at one base, already been put down


quote:

Venezuela's armed forces issued a statement calling the rebellion an ill-fated "propaganda show" aimed at destabilizing the country and reaffirmed their allegiance to Maduro.

Authorities said the men were mercenaries working for a U.S.-backed opposition to bring down nearly two decades of Socialism in oil-rich Venezuela, raising the specter of a further government crackdown on dissent in coming days.

"These attacks, planned by delirious minds in Miami, only strengthen the morale of our armed forces and the Bolivarian people," said Socialist Party official Elias Jaua.

In Sunday's video, a man who identified himself as Juan Carlos Caguaripano, a former National Guard captain, said: "We demand the immediate formation of a transition government." He was flanked by about a dozen men in military uniforms.

"This is not a coup d'etat," added Caguaripano, who was removed from the National Guard in 2014, according to a document seen by Reuters.

"This is a civic and military action to re-establish constitutional order," Caguaripano said in the video. "But more than that, it is to save the country from total destruction."

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Or they're just blaming the US because it makes them seem justified and legitimate

As much as I can believe that I can also believe Trump signing off on a coup because it's something Obama wouldn't do

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

BigDave posted:

Now I'm picturing recruiters hanging out in poorly lit alleys wearing hoodies and wraparound shades, whispering to kids: "Psst, hey kid! Wanna join the Air Force?"

https://youtu.be/roswPPr2t3U

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/895011353961922565

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The horror
http://i.imgur.com/NoKbiJM.gifv

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Good things do happen

CNN is finally done with fuckstain Jeffrey Lord

The reason? He apparently threw out a sieg heil in a tweet.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Torrannor posted:

Don't forget a conventional war in the Middle East to prevent another member of the Axis of Evil to get nuclear weapons!

That war will be fought by PMCs, so it only counts for half

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
My ideal Nazi killing weapon would be the M45 Quadmount

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's a rare day that I find myself agreeing with Marco loving Rubio.

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/896483980857532416

:same:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It's somewhat happening, but not full on happening.

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Let's see if Paul Ryan does anything. Probably release a statement about the president is on his first vacation since taking office and didn't have all the details before making his statement.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Is anybody else not surprised that Taylor Swift hasn't said anything about the nazis?

I didn't realize she was supposed to. I figured she was just busy with her lawsuit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Proud Christian Mom posted:

well thats pointless.

Yo gently caress having to clean silly string and glitter off of poo poo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FastestGunAlive posted:

It'll do wonders for the right wing media looking to destroy any sympathy built up over the weekend

Yeah all those lives lost to silly string and glitter

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

BigDave posted:

I don't know what the Hound sounds like, so I'm substituting Patrick Warburton.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAusMcu513U

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
That loving lede

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

He promoted Pizzagate.
He went to an anti-Trump rall with a sign that said "Rape Melania" to make them look bad.
He went to the Nazi rally wearing thr stupid khaki sith white polo outfit that they're all wearing now.

I can't express how funny it is that the Trump Youth wear Trump's golf outfit and think it looks good.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

mlmp08 posted:

Is there a source on this? He's selling the idea that he was misidentified or some poo poo. I'd lie if I did that too, but conclusive proof would be nice.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

uh its not hard you loving ban them

How the gently caress is PCOS not permabanned anyway? Is it because Lowtax makes too much money off that idiot or some poo poo?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FrozenVent posted:

It feels like I've put myself in an echo chamber; everybody I follow, read, or subscribe to is in agreement.

On the other hand, I'm not sure I care about anybody whose opinions don't align with "gently caress NAZIS".

I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that some of my friends were posting things on Facebook telling Nazis to gently caress off.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

This is a good point. The AR-15 is more like the Ford Mustang of guns. It's a milquetoast gun for people who want to own an assault rifle and want to be able to customize it just enough to talk about on Facebook.

I want one just so I can make a clone of my service rifle and take it out and shoot the gently caress out of it like the army never let me do.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

Shame you can't easily buy a 249 or 240, because dicking around with those is fun as hell.

Oh if it were my favorite army weapon I didn't get enough trigger time on I'd be trying to buy a Mk 19.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Internet Wizard posted:

The monuments built 50 years after the fact

The monuments specifically built during the Jim Crow era

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Please reply to this with the story of the Mossad capturing and hanging of Eichmann

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
You don't have to go to the woods to be a bear
:wink:

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
In good-ish news

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/897958971377451009

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Fister Roboto posted:

I want to hear the reasoning behind "saved America", because he tried to do the exact opposite for the USA, and failed to do it for the CSA.

In a way, his defeat saved America.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I just want a Sherman statue where the horse he's riding has flaming hooves and breathes fire while Sherman swings a sword overhead that is also on fire.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Handsome Ralph posted:

Terror attack in Barcelona. Van drove into a crowd.

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/898202844993552388

Oh God I hope Trump tweets about it

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

aphid_licker posted:

Main thing about the tape, as per the going description of it, for me is the alleged being so petty and thin-skinned that you feel the need to "humiliate" the bed your rival slept in, i.e. an inanimate loving object, which also is what makes the thing as believable as it is because yeah that sounds like Trump alright.

You're an inanimate loving object!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Dead Reckoning posted:

I doubt the president is ever alone and unobserved long enough to OD or hang himself without someone intervening.

http://articles.latimes.com/2002/jan/14/news/mn-22490

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

:vince:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It's in Fremont, so I assume the irony is not lost on most residents

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I love that they don't understand hyperbole. At all.

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