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You! What would you do if Donald Trump was the democratic nominee last fall. Do you put on the hat? Do you vote GOP? Do you get really sad and drunk? Things to consider: Everything you know currently about Donald Trump, with him slightly favoring democratic positions instead of shitlording about race.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:16 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:44 |
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hell i'd vote for him, especially considering he's probably running against ooze
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:20 |
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he'd still beat
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:54 |
Trump Would've Won
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:20 |
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the bitcoin of weed posted:hell i'd vote for him, especially considering he's probably running against hillary
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:21 |
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make america already great again
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 07:30 |
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The only moral option is to vote Jeb!
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 07:46 |
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Non-birther timeline Trump that tries to hide his racism and doesn't pretend to be pro life and all that but is still the demented orange Twitter moron we've all come to love? Hell yeah
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 09:27 |
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Tunicate posted:The only moral option is to vote Jeb! Cuck Yeah!
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 09:39 |
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A thought experiment: VP Newt
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 14:26 |
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Zas posted:A thought experiment: VP Newt a zoo on every moon
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 14:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-WGfrEj0pE
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:04 |
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Who would he have run against? Cruz? I would definitely vote for Jeb! instead.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:06 |
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bernie still would have won
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:07 |
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id vote turd party
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:08 |
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His candidacy only worked because he said off-the-wall things that tricked the media into giving him free publicity Attacking immigrants wouldn't work with Dem primary voters, so it would have to be something else: something that was Totally Crazy and You Can't Say That! and All Sensible, Serious People Agree Trump Has Really Stepped In It This Time! But not-so-secretly, most of the American people want it. On the right, that's immigration enforcement. On the left, it's Single Payer. Unlike the GOP, the Senate Dems are too cowardly to eliminate the filibuster for their healthcare plan. A couple of Democucks (that would be a word in this alternate history, I am worldbuilding here) vote Nay but it doesn't matter, they don't get anywhere near 60 votes anyway. So Obamacare remains in place, and nothing else is different either because he's just a self-aggrandizing rear end in a top hat and that's where his real values are anyway, bing bing bong 1982 Subaru Brat has issued a correction as of 06:42 on Aug 3, 2017 |
# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:38 |
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Also, the hat is the other color
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:39 |
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anime was right posted:id vote turd party you already did!
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:42 |
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Oh god Wouldn't crooked Hillary use her status as an insider to dump Trump? And then he'd just run as a third party oh lord And then he'd either win, or the vote split three ways would have seen another 2000 stump-gently caress with the horsefucker house or the goddamn supreme court deciding things
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 21:22 |
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i wouldn't vote for him because he's a con-artist moron. who cares what he says?
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:29 |
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write-in my father's name, just any good son would do. Dumb question
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 05:29 |
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in what kind of universe does donald j trump become president much less the nominee of either party? what madness is this
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 08:30 |
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Zyla posted:You! as with the zuck vs trump scenario, the only option here is proletarian revolution
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 10:44 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:in what kind of universe does donald j trump become president much less the nominee of either party? what madness is this I like how he bragged about how he "could win the presidency" due to these polls he ran dating back to the late 80's. He kept saying this repeatedly and no one actually was like "Huh. I could see that". The assumption was he'd burn out Ross Perot style or something. Hell guys were egging him on to do so because everyone though it would be a flaming poo poo show that would be fun to watch. ... Except...whoops. Turns out he was uh...right. Ross Perot was to Trump, what Barry Goldwater was to Reagan.
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# ? Aug 5, 2017 02:37 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:His candidacy only worked because he said off-the-wall things that tricked the media into giving him free publicity Dems hate immigrants possibly more than the GOP does. They just say it's for economic reasons they have to put kids in detention camps and only let you get temporary work visas that make it so you get paid less and have less legal protections than foreign tourists
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 02:51 |
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Larry Parrish posted:Dems hate immigrants possibly more than the GOP does. They just say it's for economic reasons they have to put kids in detention camps and only let you get temporary work visas that make it so you get paid less and have less legal protections than foreign tourists shut the gently caress up
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:44 |
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Obama deported more people than W did and let ICE argue that toddlers could represent themselves in deportation court. Yeah that's pretty loving evil
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 16:36 |
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*sigh* yet again, an (fourth generation) immigrant is silenced by the tyrannical liberal majority
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# ? Aug 9, 2017 03:12 |
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KomradeX posted:Obama deported more people than W did and let ICE argue that toddlers could represent themselves in deportation court. Yeah that's pretty loving evil But he had such decorum
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# ? Aug 17, 2017 09:30 |
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Who'se his VP? A republican controlled house and senate would have begun impeachment proceedings January 21st and dems would be more likely to go along with it because they love their precious loving decorum and reaching across the aisle.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:29 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Who'se his VP? A republican controlled house and senate would have begun impeachment proceedings January 21st and dems would be more likely to go along with it because they love their precious loving decorum and reaching across the aisle. a democratic win would likely not have resulted in a fully republican controlled house, and senate which would result in trump bein' the dem's mess instead of ours most likely, they would have bit the bullet and impeached him themselves, because bipartisanship the poor things need to learn how to either scrap, or face annihilation, and i'd feel bad for them, and America, if i did not have these lovely checks to wipe ma crocodile tears with
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 10:24 |