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Guess what YOSPOS?? Soon there will be a keurig... but for your food!! Some genius at the University of Chicago decided toaster ovens need to be on the internet and harder to use so now he created TOVALA!!! Holy poo poo it can talk to the internet?? sure can. and it can cook food? gently caress yeah it can. to cook food, you just need to insert your patented tovala soylent green artisanal dinner for organic homegrown smarty-pants™©  can you use this to cook other food? NO. you can only cook food with a barcode on it, this is to ensure that further success of the mark of the beast as we edge close to the end times  the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse will be here soon to bring an end to this wretched earth, but before the locusts swarm all over you, you can enjoy some of tovala's tasty food packets for rich idiots™©!! aged to perfection in a cardboard box in the back of a hot USPS truck YUM!!!!
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one step closer to the rehydrator pizza machine from bttf 2, hell yeah
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Lol @ the brand font, enjoy your trademark lawsuit from TOVOLO, sellers of fine ovenware
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this poo poo has been all over the news for the past week. nice thread.
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i've been trying to convince my co-workers that pudding k-cups is a brilliant idea for months now
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Aug 2, 2017 18:59
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tv dinners, but for rich white people
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Aug 2, 2017 19:06
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akadajet posted:this poo poo has been all over the news for the past week. nice thread. I'm sorry, I couldn't post about the brilliant tovala until my organic free-range racism-free teriyaki chicken for smart little gamer boys food packet©™ came. I needed some posting and not starving to death fuel
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who remembers the foodini?
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Bah, that POS doesn't even list its specs. How does it intend to compete in the Toaster-IoT market? Amateurs. Here's mine: CPU: NVIDIA Tegra K1 Quad-Core ARM Cortex-A15 2.3 GHz GPU: 192 NVIDIA CUDA cores RAM: 2 GB DDR3 1600MHz https://juneoven.com/the-oven One thousand four hundred and ninety five dollars American.
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Aug 2, 2017 20:47
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set it and forget it
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netwerk23 posted:Bah, that POS doesn't even list its specs. How does it intend to compete in the Toaster-IoT market? Amateurs. lol this is the one that uses webcams to see if your food is done and doesn't work
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juicero, and it's still better than the OP, who should be banned
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Captain Foo posted:juicero, and it's still better than the OP, who should be banned excuse me that only makes juice and juice isn't food so the only person who should be banned here is you for derailing my thread
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can i squeeze the food directly into my mouth like w/ that juicer because if so im sold
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polyester concept posted:one step closer to the rehydrator pizza machine from bttf 2, hell yeah
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maskenfreiheit posted:can i squeeze the food directly into my mouth like w/ that juicer because if so im sold no the only thing you are legally compelled to do once you buy into the super fun healthy bites for growing middle aged man children™© food packet program is to immediately cook your food packets and devour it within twenty minutes after cooking If you do anything else with the ultra delicious and nutritious food packet for adult aspergers sufferers™© then a team a lawyers will be legally obligated to steal your soul and give it up to tovalas lord and savior Beelzebub†
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netwerk23 posted:Bah, that POS doesn't even list its specs. How does it intend to compete in the Toaster-IoT market? Amateurs. The variety and breadth of June's toasting options (from extra light bread to toaster pastries) will bring precision and ease to this humble task. lol
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its a $1500 loving toaster oven 
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My Linux Rig posted:no the only thing you are legally compelled to do once you buy into the super fun healthy bites for growing middle aged man children™© food packet program is to immediately cook your food packets and devour it within twenty minutes after cooking [EFF blogging intensifies]
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pram posted:The variety and breadth of June's toasting options (from extra light bread to toaster pastries) will bring precision and ease to this humble task. pram posted:its a $1500 loving toaster oven Goldmine
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Dongslayer. posted:set it and forget it
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What's the one where it's an electric oven that uses like 800watts and is supposed to stay on 24/7 after taking an hour to warm up?
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food - you eat it and you turn it into faeces worthless. it doesn't even get you high
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:What's the one where it's an electric oven that uses like 800watts and is supposed to stay on 24/7 after taking an hour to warm up? AGA cookers maybe?
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echinopsis posted:food - you eat it and you turn it into faeces lol
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tfw when you get a whole sausage in you without using any teeth
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pram posted:its a $1500 loving toaster oven lol
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pram posted:its a $1500 loving toaster oven it apparently has a heat resistant hd camera inside to identify foods? also you can remotely burn your house down with its cellphone app
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:What's the one where it's an electric oven that uses like 800watts and is supposed to stay on 24/7 after taking an hour to warm up? ez bake oven
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foodini, the 3d food printer https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/456763017/designed-for-healthy-eating-foodini-a-3d-food-prin
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EasyBakr
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NoneMoreNegative posted:EasyBakr EasyBa.kr
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finally something that can perfectly cook my poptarts
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Raere posted:finally something that can perfectly cook my poptarts NO pop tarts are not allowed in the tovala oven!! organic artisinel fatty cakes for fatty boys™© food pellets are the only allowable breakfast pastry! putting any other pastry in the oven will activate tovala's search and destroy protocol where it will search your house for anything remotely edible and burn it
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Gazpacho posted:Lol @ the brand font, enjoy your trademark lawsuit from TOVOLO, sellers of fine ovenware
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echinopsis posted:tfw when you get a whole sausage in you without using any teeth make sure the sausage has a flared base
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my linux keurig
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Condiv posted:it apparently has a heat resistant hd camera inside to identify foods? seefood
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:foodini, the 3d food printer cool how all the poo poo it made were like.. shapes on the floor. cool
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One MacroWave please
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