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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
can it 3d print me some w33d brownies

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

netwerk23 posted:

Bah, that POS doesn't even list its specs. How does it intend to compete in the Toaster-IoT market? Amateurs.

Here's mine:

CPU: NVIDIA Tegra K1 Quad-Core ARM Cortex-A15 2.3 GHz
GPU: 192 NVIDIA CUDA cores
RAM: 2 GB DDR3 1600MHz

https://juneoven.com/the-oven

One thousand four hundred and ninety five dollars American.

the camera and the built-in meatmometer are cool ideas tbh

also if you can get like a push notification when its done preheating

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

poty posted:

the camera and the built-in meatmometer are cool ideas tbh

also if you can get like a push notification when its done preheating

outboard probe thermometers are like $20-40 and I don't know about you but my oven already makes an awful racket when preheated

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
mine makes the same noise all the time as far as i can tell. bad oven.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
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poty posted:

also if you can get like a push notification when its done preheating

It already has this feature, its called beeping

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Its like a push notification...



To your ears!

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.
Yeah, I do like the cool touch outside. We used to keep our bread on top of the toaster oven but ours is NOT cool touch and it melted the bread bag.

What I should be able to do is put a poptart into it at night and have it turn itself on and warm it in the morning. It could then ping me when it's ready to be eaten - a few minutes after it's done cooking. Molten pop tart innards burn.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

netwerk23 posted:

Bah, that POS doesn't even list its specs. How does it intend to compete in the Toaster-IoT market? Amateurs.

Here's mine:

CPU: NVIDIA Tegra K1 Quad-Core ARM Cortex-A15 2.3 GHz
GPU: 192 NVIDIA CUDA cores
RAM: 2 GB DDR3 1600MHz

https://juneoven.com/the-oven

One thousand four hundred and ninety five dollars American.

ty for this, sounds like my wife will love it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I kind of want that oven

maybe if it were bigger

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i wouldn't worry about a suit, i'm pretty sure they stay high all the time

hahhaaa

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

pram posted:

its a $1500 loving toaster oven :byodood:

with the internals of a nintendo switch!


right down to the screen

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i prefer to eat rotten garbage from the dumpster

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

Smythe posted:

i prefer to eat rotten garbage from the dumpster

dont sign your posts please

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Smythe posted:

i prefer to eat rotten garbage from the dumpster


Raere posted:

dont sign your posts please

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.

Pinterest Mom posted:

ty for this, sounds like my wife will love it

Indeed.
Our actual IRL toaster oven is a Breville Smart Oven, which is a pretty lol name for a device without BT, wifi, an API, IFTTT connectivity or even an API. But it does cook things nicely.

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Mar 27, 2010
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netwerk23 posted:

Indeed.
Our actual IRL toaster oven is a Breville Smart Oven, which is a pretty lol name for a device without BT, wifi, an API, IFTTT connectivity or even an API. But it does cook things nicely.

ah so it was a smart oven to buy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
when exactly did “smart” come to mean “requires a web app to interface?” used to be that it just meant it had a microchip

pram
Jun 10, 2001
smart means you have to janitor it from your phone, not that its actually smart

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
fridges with AI god i cant wait

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

netwerk23 posted:

Indeed.
Our actual IRL toaster oven is a Breville Smart Oven, which is a pretty lol name for a device without BT, wifi, an API, IFTTT connectivity or even an API. But it does cook things nicely.

breville toaster ovens loving own

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

breville is one of the flagship brands of stupid kitchen poo poo you dont need that will clutter your counters and cabinets you idiot

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Bloody posted:

breville is one of the flagship brands of stupid kitchen poo poo you dont need that will clutter your counters and cabinets you idiot

:wrong:

i use my breville toaster oven 90% of the time I need an oven for anything it's so loving good

then again i actually cook poo poo

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

i feel like the lovely tune in the video for this is the same one that every faux health thing uses to introduce their concept.

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Mar 27, 2010
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Bloody posted:

breville is one of the flagship brands of stupid kitchen poo poo you dont need that will clutter your counters and cabinets you idiot

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
i predict some sort of vc backed creepy crawlers ripoff

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I have a breville espresso machine and its needs suiting especially since I got it on woot for like 4 bucks like a decade ago.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

What ever happened to woot

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i used woot like a decade ago and their warehouse was near dallas so id get poo poo delivered next day which was cool

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Captain Foo posted:

What ever happened to woot

amazon bought them some years ago and now instead of just having one thing for sale a day they have tons of stuff. maybe the deals arent as good either?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

SO DEMANDING posted:

amazon bought them

shoulda guessed lmao

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

SO DEMANDING posted:

amazon bought them some years ago and now instead of just having one thing for sale a day they have tons of stuff. maybe the deals arent as good either?

see also meh.com

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I got 2 pairs of bluetooth earbuds on woot recently and gave the 2nd pair away

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

mishaq posted:

:wrong:

then again i actually cook poo poo

mlyp

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

mishaq posted:

:wrong:

i use my breville toaster oven 90% of the time I need an oven for anything it's so loving good

then again i actually cook poo poo

which one do you have

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


:agreed:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

which one do you have

bov650xl

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park
back in the 90s my parents had some black & decker toaster oven, and you could just throw a bagel in and hit the lever down and would the lever would pop back up and ding when the bagel was toasted to the desired level

now it seems like all the toaster ovens have some stupid timer knob that's too coarse to actually use for a bagel and it always ends up burned or undercooked, because who knows how long I need to toast it for anyways

basically, does any one of some toaster that will toast bagels as well as a slot loader? my current slot loader has a short in the cord so i have to position the cord in a certain way to get it to work

pram
Jun 10, 2001
buy a new slot loader this isnt hard to figure out

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

cheque_some posted:

back in the 90s my parents had some black & decker toaster oven, and you could just throw a bagel in and hit the lever down and would the lever would pop back up and ding when the bagel was toasted to the desired level

now it seems like all the toaster ovens have some stupid timer knob that's too coarse to actually use for a bagel and it always ends up burned or undercooked, because who knows how long I need to toast it for anyways

basically, does any one of some toaster that will toast bagels as well as a slot loader? my current slot loader has a short in the cord so i have to position the cord in a certain way to get it to work

lol, you dont boil your bagels? noob.

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

lol, you dont boil your bagels? noob.

Uh lol what

Don't you boil them to make them, not to prepare them

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