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also we need to whitelabel it so our corporate partners can do their own builds
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maybe you can use Machine Learning to determine the settings. that would really look good in our sales materials
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didn't know my boss posted in yospos
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every enterprise software project eventually becomes a bad DSL
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"can you give us a black box with enough configuration options to make it do whatever we want to do?" - The Management
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2007: can't we just do that in sharepoint? we already have the licenses 2017: can't we just do that in salesforce? we already have the licenses
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this is the database I've been developing *opens multi-gig excel file*
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at my last job, for no reason, a department made their own FUNCTIONAL version of puppet in scala. their job was 'performance testing' btw not developing ego project configuration management
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pram posted:at my last job, for no reason, a department made their own FUNCTIONAL version of puppet in scala. their job was 'performance testing' btw not developing ego project configuration management 
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Gazpacho posted:also every customer should get the same build with no external dependencies what is "a network interface device driver"
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pram posted:at my last job, for no reason, a department made their own FUNCTIONAL version of puppet in scala. their job was 'performance testing' btw not developing ego project configuration management we've got like 2 of our own build tools and our build process looks like a fractal ouroboros and we've rolled our own libc and idk why but idk these things just kinda happen if you have too many software developers and not enough (good) management
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Bloody posted:what is "a network interface device driver"
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i've been reading a lot about microservices, can we put them in our product?
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Ploft-shell crab posted:i've been reading a lot about microservices, can we put them in our product? done would you like some cloud synergy with that maybe an internet of thing on the information superhighway with augmented reality?
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*extremely having never written a line in code in their life voice*: so I had some thoughts on changes we could make to our architecture
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it just has to work. I feel like maybe people aren't grasping that concept
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Ploft-shell crab posted:*extremely having never written a line in code in their life voice*: so I had some thoughts on changes we could make to our architecture  how i know that voice all too well
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what is my dick, op
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*extremely been hiding massive technical debt for like a decade to conceal their own incompetence voice* uh, we'll have to look into that
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Gone Fission posted:it just has to work. I feel like maybe people aren't grasping that concept this statement is everything that's wrong with modern business
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Cat Face Joe posted:this statement is everything that's wrong with modern business there is a level below minimum viable product 
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Are we a hadoop - all of the clusters will Hadoop.
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hadoop is a nightmare and i wouldn't even want to think about running a cluster in the supportless environments that are most enterprises
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lancemantis posted:hadoop is a nightmare and i wouldn't even want to think about running a cluster in the supportless environments that are most enterprises how can we be big data if we don't though?
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yeah i forgot that multi-gig spreadsheet "database" is also big data
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our customers would rather send us excel files than use the webapp interface for enterting data, can we reimplement excel in the webapp for them?
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excel is great for sending data around, gently caress anything that can't eat an xlsx file
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just like all enterprise applications tend to evolve into bad DSLs, all enterprise data entry systems tend to evolve to being bad versions of excel
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the talent deficit posted:our customers would rather send us excel files than use the webapp interface for enterting data, can we reimplement excel in the webapp for them? last job I was at they talked to microsoft about this but there was no way to not mix their sign on and office 365 accounts so it's CSV upload for everyone instead
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qirex posted:*extremely been hiding massive technical debt for like a decade to conceal their own incompetence voice* uh, we'll have to look into that
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lancemantis posted:hadoop is a nightmare and i wouldn't even want to think about running a cluster in the supportless environments that are most enterprises Oh p.s, that was a verbatim sentence that I copy and pasted out of my email.
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i mean i use excel and other desktop apps for all kinds of poo poo but lol there's a limit to that poo poo its a limit long passed and forgotten by the marketing drones
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i dont care how good it is, were not buying it unless it has a neural net
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Salt Fish posted:Oh p.s, that was a verbatim sentence that I copy and pasted out of my email. they'll build them out of low-resource vms located all over the datacenter and disks mounted from the san
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lancemantis posted:they'll build them out of low-resource vms located all over the datacenter and disks mounted from the san What do you mean "them" have you seen our budget?? Do it with 1 server and if you need a 2nd one use your desktop.
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Ploft-shell crab posted:*extremely having never written a line in code in their life voice*: so I had some thoughts on changes we could make to our architecture qirex posted:*extremely been hiding massive technical debt for like a decade to conceal their own incompetence voice* uh, we'll have to look into that lol
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sure our database is a copy of foxpro running in dosbox but it works
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we still have filemaker floating around here
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Salt Fish posted:What do you mean "them" have you seen our budget?? Do it with 1 server and if you need a 2nd one use your desktop.
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