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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Table:


:siren: National broadcasts not on MLS Live :siren: (all times Eastern)

August 2nd
MLS All-Stars vs. Real Madrid - 8:30PM (FS1)

August 6th
Portland vs. Los Angeles - 2PM (ESPN)
NYCFC vs. RBNY - 6:30PM (FS1)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Atlanta United - 9PM (FS1)

August 12th
Los Angeles vs. NYCFC - 11PM (ESPN2)

August 18th
Portland vs. RBNY - 10PM (FS1)

August 20th
Seattle vs. Minnesota United - 9:30PM (FS1)

August 23d
Dallas vs. Houston - 9PM (UniMás)

August 25th
RBNY vs. NYCFC - 7PM (ESPN)

August 27th
Montreal vs. Toronto - 4:30PM (ESPN)
Los Angeles vs. San Jose - 7PM (FS1)
Seattle vs. Portland - 9:30PM (FS1)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Aug 3, 2017

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
You're all spared the sight of D.C. United on a national stage. That's pretty fortunate.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:


August 6th
Portland vs. Los Angeles - 4PM (ESPN)
NYCFC vs. RBNY - 6:30PM (FS1)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Atlanta United - 9PM (FS1)


This game was pre(?)-poned due to heat. It's at 2PM EST now.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Phwoar (?)

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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paddyboat posted:

Phwoar (?)



Jozy getting bigtime service tonight

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Who the heck is jencarlos canela

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
On behalf of the Colorado Rapids and the United States of America: I will not apologize for the Rapids buying Tim Howard and bringing him over.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Man, it's pouring down in Chicago.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Seltzer posted:

Jozy getting bigtime service tonight

I hope he murders Sergio Ramos with extreme prejudice

Kate Abdo is going to be soaking wet by halftime, ftw

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Pretty smoky game so far

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



paddyboat posted:

Phwoar (?)



pretty clear who the best team in the league is

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Having to use a sub six minutes in is not a good start.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Azerban posted:

pretty clear who the best team in the league is

Nikolic has 16 goals but we all love to watch Jozy. It's a toss up.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Dont they have near unlimited subs, why are they playing with 10 and bradley at CB

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
mmm yes, Garza getting injured in a meaningless exhibition, insanely cool

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



wait damarcus beasely still plays soccer

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



???????

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Beasley was at this most recent gold cup

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Never play a liga team again in the all star game. Awful fans

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:rip: Garza, :rip: Five Stripes

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



paddyboat posted:

Nikolic has 16 goals but we all love to watch Jozy. It's a toss up.

isn't the chicago coach the all star coach? seems pretty objective

Seltzer posted:

Beasley was at this most recent gold cup

hmm not sure this means anything

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Azerban posted:

hmm not sure this means anything

He'd be starting for the Canadian NT for another 10 years

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Seltzer posted:

Never play a liga team again in the all star game. Awful fans

are they the puto yellers?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Azerban posted:

isn't the chicago coach the all star coach? seems pretty objective


He is, though we all hate him now for not playing David Accam

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Seltzer posted:

He'd be starting for the Canadian NT for another 10 years

hmmm not sure this means anything

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Getting a little skitchy at the back here

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
David Villa is playing not good.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



now take off gio too

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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The old star starting 11 is usually overshadowed by the good dp 11 in the 2nd half

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

The weather here is awful. I'm lucky my phone survived. But it's worth it to see all the Madrid fans get madder and madder that their precious team can't score on MLS garbagemen.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Real Madrid has more than doubled the previous mark of most first half shots in an MLS ASG :eyepop:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
these through balls to Nikolic tho

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Real Madrid will probably score a half dozen more now

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



i hope everyone on the field dies now

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Hernan Grana will definitely shut Gareff Bale down

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
is the wind causing all of these cross attempts to go out for throw ins?

it's very confusing

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

^^^no, there isn't a ton of wind. I think it's just tired legs making bad crosses.

Why the hell do we have to do penalties? Leave it as a draw.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
It'd be great if D.C. could stop being poo poo for a day. They look good so far.

Lmao as I hit post they scored

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
An cloudly 77 degrees night here at Toyota Park where the Fire will take on the new england revolutions after helping the MLS to force a shootout with the champions of Europe real madrid. Hopefully there won't be any world star style fights tonight like last time I was at the game. Also two dollar hot dogs tonight.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Will Brutal, I can't believe he missed that

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