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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ericelizondo8/status/893145122870669312


I will never be happy

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

today is Brady's 40th birthday

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
Why the gently caress is he scrambling in training camp anyway, no one cares how far he can get up field with his feet right now.

E: better yet, why the hell did he plant and make a cut, pretty sure his own teammate did not plan on lighting him up there

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Hopefully he didn't bridgewater himself

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The Eagles have a Nick Foles available for trade, if you are interested.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Whooping Crabs posted:

Hopefully he didn't bridgewater himself

Nah he walked off

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man that really sucks, he just collapses after he plants his leg.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Why did he not undergo surgery last year?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

why is life this way

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
i'm sorry ehud

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
*a door creaks open*

*lights poor into the darkness of the Dolphins locker room*

*a voice echoes in the silent room*

"So... I hear you need a quarterback"

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Blitz7x posted:

Nah he walked off

Non-Contact walk off injury?

RIP ACL

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


You're free now, Ehud

You can just do whatever you want and enjoy for the rest of the year. You don't have to worry or have false hope. You're free...

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Dolphins fans can now become Titans fans

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

Dolphins fans can now become Titans fans

two fanbases will be happy because of a wild card victory over the bengals :unsmith:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chris James 2 posted:

You're free now, Ehud

You can just do whatever you want and enjoy for the rest of the year. You don't have to worry or have false hope. You're free...

We'll still win 8 games though

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

:siren:PATRIOTS CLINCH DIVISION:siren:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

incompetent posted:

:siren:PATRIOTS CLINCH DIVISION:siren:

in other news water wet, sky blue, universe cold and indifferent

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

in other news water wet, sky blue, universe cold and indifferent

Water is not wet you stupid bitch

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What is wet really.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







looks like an impingement tbh

knee doesn't even reach full extension

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

looks like an impingement tbh

knee doesn't even reach full extension

what does that mean

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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your mom

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


water is made of wet, you stupids

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

what does that mean

lots of stuff can get swelled around the knee capsule (meniscus, tendons, whatever) and when the actual bone joint reaches near extension it can basically nip them.

think about biting your lip. it hurts like a motherfucker and you immediately react. same thing. pain will make you nauseous. but its fine like a day or three later.

or his acls are just made of dan marino's blunt paper and he's dead.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


a patagonian cavy posted:

two fanbases will be happy because of a wild card victory over the bengals :unsmith:

Bengals aren't making the wild card anytime soon, let alone January 2018

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
Local news station is claiming they've got video of him walking normally into the facilities that they're going to post soon, so maybe we'll have a brief reprieve from the terrible hell-world we live in

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Close thread

https://twitter.com/KirkGimenez/status/893158652483432449

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chris James 2 posted:

Bengals aren't making the wild card anytime soon, let alone January 2018

we just made it five years in a row and then had a bad injury-riddled year. honestly don't understand why people think the bengals can't make the playoffs

e: sorry this was a derail I hope ryan tannehill is safe and happy and throws for a bunch of TDs but not against the team i like

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


You can walk on a torn ACL tho

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/893162496881807360

MRI Coming

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

lots of stuff can get swelled around the knee capsule (meniscus, tendons, whatever) and when the actual bone joint reaches near extension it can basically nip them.

think about biting your lip. it hurts like a motherfucker and you immediately react. same thing. pain will make you nauseous. but its fine like a day or three later.


This is clearly not the time for hope!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
the mri just came back

he's dead

Ryan Tannehill is dead

RIP

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Ehud posted:

You can walk on a torn ACL tho

You can walk off of the field right after, but can you walk around a couple hours later once it's started swelling up?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Catfish Noodlin posted:

You can walk off of the field right after, but can you walk around a couple hours later once it's started swelling up?

yes.

just can't go side to side very well

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

FizFashizzle posted:

yes.

just can't go side to side very well

Man gently caress you get out of here with that poo poo

:pray:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Catfish Noodlin posted:

You can walk off of the field right after, but can you walk around a couple hours later once it's started swelling up?

You can play the next week with a torn acl if you aren't a pussy

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
So it's hyperextended at the very least (or most)

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

So it's hyperextended at the very least (or most)

it doesn't look hyperextended to me tbqh

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

yes.

just can't go side to side very well

well its a good thing that the only direction he is taking Miami is FORWARD

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Note: Ryan Tannehill died on the way back to his home planet

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