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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah not sure why he's out there

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah not sure why he's out there

It wouldn't have mattered. Dolphins are living out Final Destination.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Please update the thread title again

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Cavauro posted:

You should pick up Rey Maualuga. He's bad but I know who he is so that means more than anything else

That's not an awful fit. Miami can get by with a guy like that, but Brandon Spikes might be a better fit.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

No Butt Stuff posted:

"hey guys, we drafted this guy to be the MLB we need for the foreseeable future"

"cool, let's put him in on special teams"

If you're excluding rookies or young starters from special teams you probably have poo poo special teams.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

No Butt Stuff posted:

"hey guys, we drafted this guy to be the MLB we need for the foreseeable future"

"cool, let's put him in on special teams"

this is how the patriots lost gronk for a season once when he broke his arm on an extra point play

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Catfish Noodlin posted:

That's not an awful fit. Miami can get by with a guy like that, but Brandon Spikes might be a better fit.

Brandon Spikes is the opposite of a fit for any defense in the year of Our Lord two thousand seventeen wtf

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Catfish Noodlin posted:

If you're excluding rookies or young starters from special teams you probably have poo poo special teams.

there are plenty of rookies and young starters who aren't supposed to be number 1 on the depth chart in another phase.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah Spikes would help with run D but my god would our backers get exposed by a running back in the flat

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Typically you get a guy like Spikes to play obvious running downs (so like 20% of snaps) and other then that just stay in nickel with a 3rd safety.

Miami's Dline is good enough to make up for a bit weaker run D linebackers right?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Depends how our new RE plays

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rookies always play on special teams. That ain't new baby.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
Nick Saban plays starters on special teams therefore it is the right thing to do QED

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Sign Vince Wilfork.

Turn the dolphins into a touring group of TFF favs

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Someone find zach Thomas and shoot him full of HGH and Adrenalin

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Sign Vince Wilfork.

Turn the dolphins into a touring group of TFF favs

Dolphins announce surprise signing of Samkon Gado.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Dolphins announce surprise signing of Samkon Gado.

do not tease me

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Sign Vince Wilfork.

Turn the dolphins into a touring group of TFF favs

Lorenzen would probably do okay as a lineman at this point.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Lmfao at the new thread title

Mouse Cadet
Mar 19, 2009

All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta
What's the story behind "print the shirts"?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mouse Cadet posted:

What's the story behind "print the shirts"?

The shirts need printing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mouse Cadet posted:

What's the story behind "print the shirts"?

Always good to have some shirts.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Remember when Lost was big? There was a thread in SA Mart where a goon was screenprinting Dharma Initiative shirts. He never finished printing all the shirts.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Metapod posted:

The shirts need printing

The shirts sure as hell aren't going to print themselves

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/896160334540447745

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


*pulls the plug on the shirt printing machine*

...soon...

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can't wait for a super bowl between jay cutler and mitch trubisky

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
But Jay Cutler doesn't believe in shots.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

I'd buy it

Print it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


print the guns

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/896369766344122368


:hellyeah:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Cutler red zone picks??? I'm flabbergasted, never have heard that before!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
He is just practicing for being down 35 to the Pats.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cutler throwing endzone picks is like latter-day kramer bursting through the door

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Putting Jay Cutler against Bill Belichick with 2 good CB's is gonna be a mess.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Someone finally told him what division he was in and his brain adjusted accordingly

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/896733450513809408

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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/ArmandoSalguero/status/896730104495308800

This is not from two weeks ago, it's from today :suicide:

Edit- It's for "hydration" issues but I'm not sure I believe that from the team that ran Matt Moore right back onto the field and employed Jordan Cameron.

Hamhandler fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 13, 2017

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