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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Augus posted:

Shame that Amanda didn't inherit her dad's good looks.
But she inherited his spirit. :allears:

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Oh my god. :allears:


Also 1, don't be a rude dad.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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When does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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The real problem is that he has four kids.

That's just too many.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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What kind of dad thinks of their kid as anything less than a winner?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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You mean that's not all of your social interactions??

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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A. This is a goon dad, going outside to have fun is foreign to him.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Zoe posted:

(Also is it really considered weird to have more than two kids, the OP brought it up a couple of times...)
Not really weird, but increasingly uncommon thanks to better birth control/less economic need for shitloads of kids(unless you're one of those lovely parents relying on your kids as your retirement plan)/less ability to afford shitloads of kids/etc. I don't know many people my age with more than two or three kids, compared to the huge families of just a generation or two ago.

Also our goondad wouldn't be a goon if he wasn't embarassing himself over things like how many kids is normal. :v:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Buy her a drink, and hell yes goondad loves shots.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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You're already dad.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Lay it on smooth. :bandwagon:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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This is goondad, of course he's going to focus on burger over people.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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lofi posted:

Better brielieve it.
*Cheddar brielieve it.

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