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Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
that time somebody broadcast Tifa Lockheart rule 34 into an Italian Senate meeting, resulting in the extremely funny newspaper headline 'PORNO ATTACO AL SENATO'

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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Hillary openly admitting in a debate she has a public position and a private position on many political issues, and that those two things aren't necessarily the same; and liberals somehow crediting her for saying something smart or being candid in her dishonesty.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Weka posted:

Well, also cash, which can be used to purchase weapons.

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Helicopter Dildo

Lin-Manuel Turtle
Jul 12, 2023

It is bad that the US, under Carter, began no later than in early 1979 recruiting, training, and arming every psychopath within many thousand of miles of Afghanistan in order to slaughter innocents and destabilize the country as part of a centuries long crusade against any power that sought to make the world a slightly better place. I’m not sure why libs are showing up here to celebrate this.

It is unfortunate that the Soviets would fail to stabilize Afghanistan and that America caused decades of bloodshed, but then a funny thing I remember happening was September 11.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jimmy Carter did 9/11 and none of yall haven't the decency to thank him

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Tony Blair hosed Rupert Murdoch's wife.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Skills Wallet

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Change UK having a racism scandal 45 minutes after forming as a political party

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Mike Gape

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Necrothatcher posted:

Tony Blair hosed Rupert Murdoch's wife.

who is widely suspected, including by those two specific men, to be an MSS officer lmao

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Spergin Morlock posted:

who is widely suspected, including by those two specific men, to be an MSS officer lmao

Tony or the wife?

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

The ultimate "how it started/how it's going" fill-in





HUMILIATION FOR LOSER CLEGG

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

genericnick posted:

Tony or the wife?

lol. well for how loving horrible Blair was he might as well have been undermining the UK on purpose

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Epic MRA Pollster Bernie Porn

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Echo Chamber posted:

Hillary openly admitting in a debate she has a public position and a private position on many political issues, and that those two things aren't necessarily the same; and liberals somehow crediting her for saying something smart or being candid in her dishonesty.

It's both my public and private opinion that that poo poo was dumb as gently caress to say out loud on tv

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah that was the weird part: she knows that she thinks things that she can’t say in public, but she doesn’t know that that’s one of them?

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Running against Donal Trump on a platform of "This guy isn't even a real politician...or a real billionaire!!"

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

that's her public opinion, so her private opinion has gotta be something like actually she has three opinions

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
hillary clinton forgot to campaign in pennsylvania, wisconsin, and michigan

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
she trusted the poll science lol

and also refused to send yard signs and poo poo

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

yeah I guess smothered by Garfield would be worse

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

moist turtleneck posted:

she trusted the poll science lol

and also refused to send yard signs and poo poo

yard signs and bumper stickers are 100% worthless though lol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

left-leaning yard signs are a great way to get my neighbours het up

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the milk machine posted:

hillary clinton forgot to campaign in pennsylvania, wisconsin, and michigan

moist turtleneck posted:

she trusted the poll science lol

and also refused to send yard signs and poo poo

correct, she actively refused. I was campaigning for her in one of the biggest swing counties of PA and their data was so hosed.

one of the voters marked "likely Hillary voter" showed me a gun and told me to get the gently caress off their porch.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

yard signs and bumper stickers are 100% worthless though lol

are they? sure, nobody is going to change their mind over them but I thought they were a good tool for reinforcing turnout

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
i think about the beer catastrophe at least once a week

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
yes yard signs suck and all but refusing to give them out is bonkers

also I have to assume likely D voter was not equal to likely hillary voter, she was toxic

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

theflyingexecutive posted:

correct, she actively refused. I was campaigning for her

Lol cool

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
The best part was that Bill Clinton was in the room saying "uhh you guys gotta campaign in these states" and they were like shut up old man we've got this

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

theflyingexecutive posted:

are they? sure, nobody is going to change their mind over them but I thought they were a good tool for reinforcing turnout

the republican asian family down the street pisses off my lib neighbors so much with them

critical support

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

Jimmy Carter did 9/11 and none of yall haven't the decency to thank him
they made Carter sell off his towers but Trump gets to keep his

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Obama had gay crack sex. Only good thing he ever did

Punished Turtle posted:

It is bad that the US, under Carter, began no later than in early 1979 recruiting, training, and arming every psychopath within many thousand of miles of Afghanistan in order to slaughter innocents and destabilize the country as part of a centuries long crusade against any power that sought to make the world a slightly better place. I’m not sure why libs are showing up here to celebrate this.

It is unfortunate that the Soviets would fail to stabilize Afghanistan and that America caused decades of bloodshed, but then a funny thing I remember happening was September 11.

Lol

Laterite posted:

i think about the beer catastrophe at least once a week

Yeah I run out too sometimes

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
skill issue

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Lib Dem leader Tim Farron backpedaling on his homophobia, then doubling down on it because not being a homophobe on Terf Island was too hard.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Javid posted:

The best part was that Bill Clinton was in the room saying "uhh you guys gotta campaign in these states" and they were like shut up old man we've got this

So many bozos like Robbie Mook had their careers derailed by that election lol

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Kirsten Gillibrand making the #metoo movement the foundation of her presidential campaign

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

peter thiel was once in elon musk's mclaren F1 hypercar and asked elon what it could do and elon was like "check THIS out!!" and promptly crashed and totaled the car. dumbass should have been driving faster imo

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Got a free paperback version of this thread last night- K Blows Top by Peter Carlson, about the time Khrushchev came to the US at the height of the Cold War and spent 3 weeks driving around in a bus, doing bits, and getting thrown out of Disneyland immediately after Nixon went to the Soviet Union and got lost in a coal mine.

E: the Soviet PR team kept having plants appear in like fishing boats or the mining crew or even just swimming by Nixon's boat to demand to know why specific Senators had voted for the Captive Nations Bill or why the US still used fuel that decayed to Strontium-90 which is cool

projecthalaxy has issued a correction as of 16:44 on Mar 28, 2024

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