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projecthalaxy posted:The twitter discourse that Buttigeig was a poc because Malta is in Africa quote:“You know, you look a lot like President Bartlet,” the young man said.
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uber_stoat posted:sup. why we didn't evolve a little switch you could flick to sleep, i just don't know. i blame God. apparently we did, it takes a healthy person like 10 or 15 minutes to fall asleep? like they just lie down and close their eyes and wait a few minutes when i first started researching whether i might be a lifelong chronic insomniac i came across this factoid and thought i must be understanding it wrong. like i figured normal humans probably sat around in bed for as little as perhaps an hour with their eyes closed before falling asleep ambien is a terrible drug, these days half a tab of lemborexant on an empty stomach reliably knocks me out with none of the ambien side effects anyway that colin powell quote really makes it sound like they were using it recreationally lmao
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the big dick toilet salesman attorney general
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1732581315801747888?t=7D0krjddcbbmhhuyv-sT0Q&s=19 Thank You, Jesus for Lord President Trump
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snopes credulously marking their fact check of taser balls guy "false" based on nothing more than his wife's denial and a brief NYT article that lacks any mention of the presence or absence of a taser
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أبو الدجاج Abu-d-dajāj(i)
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sam nunberg
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lmao wikipedia doing ken bone dirtyquote:See also (on the joe the plumber page)
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ikanreed posted:Dick Cheney shooting a man in the face, who then apologized the conspiracy theory that it was actually dick cheney's girlfriend who shot cheney's friend
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3D Megadoodoo posted:You have to remember those were different times with different mores. Every dude was a loving disgusting pervert back then, is what I'm saying. I'm glad they're all dead and in hell. they were a bunch of drunk perverts, too. routine disinfection of community drinking water didn't begin in the U.S. until 1908, and it's not a coincidence that the temperance movement peaked a few years later with prohibition. the only beverage that was safe to drink in the 19th century was alcoholic.
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the rock breaking news of the assassination of osama bin laden on twitter
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that time the U.S. tortured some folks and donald rumsfeld wrote on a memo, what's the problem i stand for 10 or 12 hours every day at my desk
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pierre delecto carlos danger
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was that the party that sarah palin's ex-husband was a member of or was that a different bunch of nazis
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MikeCrotch posted:Am I remembering it right that the farmer starts the turkey murderer up behind them and then stands around awkwardly as he realises they are filming i'm remembering it as the farmer specifically pointing out to the film crew beforehand that the turkey slaughter would be in frame and the film crew confirming to the farmer that yes they intentionally want to see the turkeys being slaughtered on screen
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nikki haley renaming her husband
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:case in point: a competing contractor designed a plane that met all the specifications and would have actually worked, but it looked like a goofy l’il guy so they went with the plane that can’t fly in the rain instead. lmao 
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looks like $12/hour, $24,960/year inflation calculator says $52K/year in 2023 dollars
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wait that episode aired in 1996 so it's about $49K/year in 2023 dollars
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my hazy recollection from reading the book and watching the movie as a child 30 years ago is that the dinosaurs are the bad guys and the humans are the good guys, except for newman who is clearly also a bad guy
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is accepting soup returns from some lady's trunk just a thing that grocery stores would do back in the 1980's or something
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quote:If it's possible to control your environment through your thoughts or steer your perceptions (or soul if you prefer) through other universes, I'll bet the secret to doing that is a process called "affirmations."
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he worked for the phone company (pacific bell) until they fired him, he didn't work for a tech company
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"The governor of Alaska is kind of a milf"
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quote:In 2013, Geoffrey Sant in Salon described it as the "Worst Joke in Legal History", claiming the title over seven other contenders including Don West's knock-knock joke during the trial of George Zimmerman.[33] Sant refers to the joke's deployment, in the high-profile context of Roe, as "spoiled icing on the collapsed cake",[34] and cites one law blogger who refers to it as the worst joke of all time outright.[35] Sant's characterization has since been repeated in a New York Times obituary of Weddington;[36] in The Independent,[37] SCOTUSblog,[38] The Washington Post,[39] and the blog of the National Constitution Center;[5] and by Becca Andrews in the book No Choice.[40] Janet S. Kole in the ABA Journal differs somewhat, holding that the worst legal joke is another of Sant's picks, a Supreme Court litigator who in Glickman v. Wileman Brothers & Elliott, Inc. told Justice Scalia "you don't want to give your wife diarrhea" by buying green plums.[41]
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good lordquote:The all-time champion of inappropriate courtroom humor appears to a former judge in Maryland, Bruce Lamdin, who behaved like a meaner version of Michael Scott, the boss from The Office. Lamdin was suspended thirty days without pay in 2008 for rude jokes, including telling motorists from Pennsylvania, “What’s the big rush to get back to Pennsylvania? It’s an ugly state.” When a landlord testified that her tenant’s child had called her a bitch, the judge retorted, “I’m sure that wasn’t the first time someone called you a bitch.” Responding to a mother with a crying baby, he declared: “If she only knew how much I hate kids, she would not have brought that kid in here today.” Riffing on his child-hatred theme, Lamdin then mused to his courtroom that “we [already] confiscate cell phones and we put the cell phones in plastic bags and send them down to Annapolis. I suggested maybe we ought to do the same with children except poke holes in the bag. . . . We ordered some plastic bags about five feet tall but they haven’t been – they haven’t come in yet.”
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that's her public opinion, so her private opinion has gotta be something like actually she has three opinions
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:you can tell this story is fake because LBJ would have gotten into it rear end naked while making constant comments about the size of his dong to everyone he packed into the bathroom yeah they weren't guests and he definitely wasn't clothed quote:Five replacement showers were installed to no avail. Even a special water tank was added with its own pump meant to boost the pressure, along with six nozzles located at different heights so that the spray hit every part of the president’s body. The pumps gushed hundreds of gallons of water per minute—more than a fire hose. It still wasn’t good enough.
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if i remember right they didn't have a permit to cut down all those trees and got fined several hundred dollars as a consequence
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he was on a riding lawn mower and taken by surprise because he was wearing noise-canceling headphones
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