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John Kerry was so bad he somehow managed to turn a silver star, a bronze star, and 3 purple hearts into a campaign liability
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that time PBS did their 50th puff piece on the poor downtrodden Trump voter and the highlight of their story was completely covered in white supremacist tattoos
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Newt Gingrich shut down the government once because Bill Clinton made him take the press exit from Air Force One
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Glenn Beck went from the most influential right wing pundit to a guy who is so unpopular he had to make his own sirius/xm channel because he got booted off of the conservative one
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After the mortgage crisis, congress passed a law saying credit agencies would now be liable for their ratings after they rated junk mortgage-backed securities AAA, and the day the law went into effect trading ground to a total loving halt because every agency said "you can't use our ratings anymore for your products!!!!" and the FCC had to step in and say "just kidding ignore that law"
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Peanut President posted:SEC not FCC i hope oops
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Andorra posted:You know I always wondered what people compared things they disliked to before Hitler was around Cromwell
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Sarah Palin ended the career of hockey goalie Manny Legace after she was brought out on a carpet to do the "first puck drop" (NHL rip-off of the first pitch), and he tripped over the carpet and hosed up his knee. I watched that in person and I was like "seriously, this is how it ends? That's the Blues for you."
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GalacticAcid posted:Lincoln Chafee speculating on the radio that Curt Schilling faked his bloody sock incident Lincoln Chafee's debate answer to why his voting record was poo poo http://i.imgur.com/qOt3QRk.gifv
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Ted Cruz liked incest porn on his official twitter account
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7 of 9's husband's hosed up public sex fetish directly lead to the launching of Barack Obama's national political career
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Same loving page, my dude! woops totally missed that
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ScrubLeague posted:Ronald Reagan personally gave weapons to proto-ISIS and is somehow remembered as pro-America. that wasn't, like, the most traitorous thing he did that year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Contra_affair also lol at the framing of calling it an "affair" liberal media indeed.
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:hahaha zegermans made a post again lololol it funny cause he's a terrible person and his life's ruined. plus his son looks like a chud anyway
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Antonin Scalia is dead as poo poo
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hackbunny posted:Tancredo, before it's too late Tancredo, when the walls fell
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The US Navy had to do a total 180 of an aircraft carrier and move it 1000 miles because Trump tweeted out of his rear end and they didn't want Trump to look stupid.
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GalacticAcid posted:Lol when was that https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/04/how-did-the-trump-administration-lose-an-aircraft-carrier/523458/
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GalacticAcid posted:Hillary Clinton explained Pepe the meme frog in a speech not only that but a /pol/ guy yelled our PEPE mid-speech
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:Enron. just lol haha the equivalent of the nation of France recalled their president because a company was intentionally sabotaging the power grid
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:the Atlanta compromise https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_compromise I like how our history books equate WEB DuBois and Booker T Washington was equals in the early civil rights struggle when Washington was just awful
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Dick Cheney shot a man in the face with a shotgun and got the media to pretend like it was nbd just a glancing blow happens to everyone when the guy almost died
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GalacticAcid posted:what the fuuuuuck i could have sworn i read he died, im losing my mind per wikipedia he had a heart attack from a birdshot pellet lodged in cardiac arteries. Also he still has 30 pellets inside him.
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A man impeached from the Alabama Supreme Court TWICE is going to be a US Senator
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol that rules he also had a ton of mini strokes
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little known fact that was actually a normal size stack of post-its cause Rand is a manlet
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James Comey pretended to be a curtain to avoid interacting with Trump
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iirc the Van Riper dude made a few suspect assumptions, like communicating with a motorbike was as instantaneous as radio.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:There you go again! "Mr. President, you said, 'There you go again.' ... You remember the last time you said that? ... You said it when President Carter said you were going to cut Medicare, and you said, 'Oh, no, there you go again, Mr. President.' And what did you do right after the election? You went out and tried to cut $20 billion out of Medicare. And so when you say, 'There you go again,' people will remember this, you know ... And people will remember that you signed the biggest tax increase in the history of the United States ... You've got a $260 billion deficit. You can't wish it away." *loses 49 states* 
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consolidating federal data centers
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Pocket Billiards posted:Over property rights (blowing leaves) apparently. rand paul really seems like the type of rear end in a top hat that would blow leaves into his neighbors yard
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Bill De Blasio thought making a joke about black people being lazy and late was a good idea
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quite stretched out posted:there was an error in the excel spreadsheet that was a strong piece of evidence in favour of austerity so im gonna say it checks out That reminds me of the time that Mick Mulvany zeroed out the entire cost of a tax cut, and then also re-applied the same amount in additional revenue to prove his budget was balanced.
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the plot to Who Framed Roger Rabbit is exactly what happened to public transit in the United States
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fr0id posted:that is funny but they’re not really a science fiction thing. most therapists offices have then outside the doors to make the conversation inside more private. Are we talking about the ones that were obviously wifi antennas and distributed throughout the entire convention center but the Bernie folks thought it was only by them and it was some sort of high tech noise cancelling device?
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Streak posted:shut up zegermans shut up Streak http://www.vocativ.com/346818/dnc-white-noise-machine-paranoia/index.html
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