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zegermans posted:man I'll never forget the sinking feeling I got the first time I saw that gif Lol Trump legit picked up several points in the polls from this. So many people itching for an excuse to not vote for her. Absolutely terrible candidate.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 21:59 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:29 |
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Javid posted:Inauguration, he was ogling Melania or Ivanka's rear end iirc He's avoiding making eye contact with her, actually looks like hes trying to keep her out of his field of view entirely. Is he trying to avoid getting emotional on the day that marks the absolute end of his legacy? Or is he just so angry and embarassed at her failure that he cant even stand to look at her? Like imagine getting the total softball of running against TRMPU and loving it up.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 01:35 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he's fantasizing about smoking a cigar stuck up melania's pussy, op No one can be sure this isn't true.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 02:56 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it's because republicans are willing to say and do the things that their base desires Its cause the R base wants racism, which isnt what the donor class cares about, but isnt in opposition to it either. The D base is pretty much directly opposed to the donor class. D establishment views their job as doing the minimum leftism necessary to stave off mass unrest/revolution. They are servants of the donor class, working to protect the donor class from their own worst excesses.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 17:58 |
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DoubleDonut posted:I'm not certain Hillary would've lost to any other Republican in 2016. She would've beat Carson and Jeb, but just about anybody else would have crushed her. I really think Rubio especially would have beaten her by like ten points. Has there ever been a finance/expectation to results differential like we saw with JEB! before?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 02:29 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Pizzagate being real but not happening explicitly at comet ping pong so whoops haha the whole things fake! I can't be certain there was any adrenochrome harvesting on Epsteins island, but i'm willing to believe it.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 00:03 |
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Eat This Glob posted:after the 2012 election, the republicans did an "autopsy" and concluded that they gotta get way more inclusive if they wanted to survive in the 21st century. Then a golem made of pure hate won the election lmao The Onion literally called it the day after the 2012 election, lol. https://politics.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 00:10 |
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Thats great, so is "Black Man Given Worst Job In America" This one, however, is my actual favorite political content from them: https://politics.theonion.com/obama-drastically-scales-back-goals-for-america-after-v-1819594825
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 19:51 |
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What the hell about planes makes people weirdly horny? Like, i have never been anything but some variety of annoyed or unconcious during a flight.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 18:17 |
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MikeCrotch posted:David Brooks making his new wife change her first name What? And also: Why?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 16:23 |
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Gum posted:He acted like a insane libertarian Ron Paul supporter and did such a good job that not a single person doubted him. He later quit saying that he had got so into it that the fake personality he had created was starting to intrude into his real life In the defense of people who were tricked, including myself, he did a genuinely incredible job on the impersonation. There were a bunch of google Ron Paul types on the forums at the time, and the hardcore Paulites were basically all conspiracy theorists, so he was very believable.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 21:41 |
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mooyashi posted:people thought melania was dead People think melania is still alive???
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2020 19:36 |
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moist turtleneck posted:Biden won a bunch of states outright despite having a broken brain and a horrible track record He won states he literally did not campaign in, and his opposition did, lol.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 14:09 |
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mooyashi posted:those still make me crack up so many years later I just read through all three of them and jesus there is some hosed up poo poo in there. Dogfuckers, pedos, people just being insanely racist out of nowhere.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 14:02 |
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vyelkin posted:that time when the entire 2012 republican primary was each candidate having a week of frontrunner status because nobody really wanted romney as their candidate, and then each candidate imploding when the media bothered to pay attention to them for that one week until only romney was left After the first 2016 Republican debate, the only person to beat Trump in the polls was Ben Carson, who stood up to roughly three days of scrutiny. One More Fat Nerd has issued a correction as of 22:37 on Apr 26, 2020 |
# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 22:32 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:PAradol ex was right I have to admit, it was a big surprise to me when 2-term President Mitt Romney handily beat Dem nominee Hillary Clinton in 2008, but PEX did call it from the beginning.
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 00:42 |
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Filthy Hans posted:one week after Chris Matthews proclaimed in a live prime time broadcast that a)he had no idea what the word socialism meant and b)he would be executed in Central Park by Sanderistas if Bernie won, he was fired in disgrace from MSNBC for being a sex pest Watching him on TV, sweating, openly terrified, in the aftermath of Iowa and NH is something i will always remember fondly.
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 15:51 |
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Platystemon posted:“Please proceed, Governor.” The fact that Romney(s campaign) was so deep in FOXworld that they got blindsided by basic, well documented reality at an incredibly important debate was a really bad sign for the future lol. Speaking of, i often think of this Onion News Network video from the day after the 2012 election. It might be the most prescient thing they've ever done. Watch for the chyron about Hillary at the end, its incredible. https://youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 20:43 |
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Theres a chunk of the black dem vote thats just "folks who would gladly be republicans if it weren't for all the white supremacy", and homophobia probably would've hurt mayo pete there... if he had any support among the black vote in the first place. Instead, he had a terrible reputation with the community from his time as mayor and then made no attempt to appeal to them as a candidate. His run was always really a shot at like, DNC head or secstate, etc.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 20:39 |
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Literally my first thought after seeing this. How are Bidens "cant run a zoom call" campaign staff somehow still way more competent than Hillary's?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 20:37 |
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An insane mind posted:What has been happening for those who didn't follow it? Its been taken down now, but from the thread about it, apparently Phiz wrote a big giant soppy unironic apology letter to furries on the front page, and may be one of those folks that wants to add an F(urry) to LGBTQA? Cant read the article anymore, so i'm getting this secondhand from various threads.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 17:19 |
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Mantis42 posted:trump jr dating a woman who looks like melania Makes sense, according to the internet, horny for stepmom is the normalest possible kind of horny.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 18:48 |
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MD2020 posted:I believe there are rumors that she was too drunk to give a speech, which is understandable. Her face from her speech the next day would be incredibly haunting if she was in any way likeable. Instead its just like, "Worst person you know clearly just had Worst night of their life".
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 20:09 |
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GalacticAcid posted:I don’t remember this part Yeah, Bernie was banking on the DNC being as ineffectual as the RNC was in 2016, and they weren't. The "funny" politics poo poo i remember was a few weeks after Super Tuesday when there were multiple reports of bad blood inside the Bernie campaign between Nina Turner and others because campaign leadership apparently had zero plans on how to win over black dem voters specifically. Which yeah, in hindsight, seems a bit obvious. Looking forward to hopefully getting a chance to vote Turner in 2024. Either in the primary, or the general.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 01:06 |
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Hand Knit posted:After Obama was elected, Israel launched a massive attack on Palestine because they were afraid Obama would not continue the US' support of Israel. Israeli govt specifically said their worry about Obama is he might be "fair" in dealing with I/P, and that was unacceptable.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 04:07 |
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Declan MacManus posted:yeah if you were really trying to dunk on cspam for being racist you could just point out that they kept mixing up ben carson and herman cain for like a week Herman Cain: *dies* Goons: "I cant believe Ben Carson, Mike Tyson, Keith David, and Malcolm Jamal-Warner are all dead!!"
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 02:42 |
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Gobblecoque posted:Compared to, like, other presidents? Lol I think prior to Covid it was easy to argue that Trump was no worse than the rest of the modern US presidents, he just has the mask off. I find that argument harder to swallow in the last 6 months, though. Its hard to imagine anyone else bungling the covid response as bad as he has, for as long as he has. Regardless of malice, other US presidents had better self-preservation instincts, and would've been more effective out of the simple urge to stay in power. If Trump loses in November, its 100% going to be because he got a quarter million Americans killed by being an incredible dumbshit. Reagan sat on his hands about AIDS, but AIDS wasnt killing people this fast, and, importantly, AIDS wasnt killing folks who were likely to vote Reagan.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 03:18 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:hillary and biden would've had the same outcomes because the proper response would've been Bad For The Economy Williingness to wear masks spiked substantially in right wingers when he finally wore one. He's especially bad for this moment in time. Bush is obviously worse overall (give trump 4 more years like joey joe joe junior shabadoo biden wants to, and we'll see the body count comparison)
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 04:40 |
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ikanreed posted:As if SA was immune to that dumb theory I dont think shes dead but i think they've absolutely had Trump show up places with a Melania body double
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 15:24 |
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StashAugustine posted:Although if we're going to play that game, what would Gore have done after 9/11 Been impeached by both parties for not being bloodthirsty enough in his response. President Lieberman, VP John McCain.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 18:48 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:In general it's pretty funny that the only class to muster solidarity is the upper class Well theres not a lot of them, they've got to stick together.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 00:56 |
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MikeCrotch posted:Literally for "not being George W Bush" Bidens gonna get one if he wins, maybe several years in a row.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 14:56 |
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Animal-Mother posted:The brief period when Appalachian socialist memes flourished. They were funny, but i have too much family from Appalachia to ever believe they were real.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 14:52 |
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:When Hillary said Obama was more likely to be assassinated as President than her. When Hillary said she was staying in the 2008 prinary cause Obama might get RFK'd, and her tone indicated she'd be pretty ok with that. Its not really such a wonder that the His44 crowd turned out the way they did, lol
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 15:46 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:John Edwards pringle can cock Pm me, john edwards
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 21:25 |
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silicone thrills posted:Arent they all? Very funny that Obama is almost certainly the most moral president of the last 40 years by simply not being a serial sexual assaulter.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 01:59 |
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I didn't have much faith in/hope for America by that point in 16, but i had a bit. 11/9 snuffed that little bit right out, lol. I got drunk and called in the next day. Most of America is irredeemable, lol forever.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 16:49 |
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belgend posted:i think not campaigning in vital states tipped things in trumps favor, everyone already knew clinton was dodgy The race was won on such tight margins that anything that negatively impacted clinton "tipped things in trumps favor". So Comey did it, and her bad campaign strategy did it, and her public fainting did it, and sexism did it, and her dumb deplorables comment did it, and her lack of charisma did it, etc etc.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 23:05 |
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This year's caucus was such a shitshow that its likely Iowa will get pushed back (or have its delegates removed if the state dnc refuses). I've seen articles talking about how this will literally cripple chunks of the Iowan economy, which is legit hilarious to me.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 16:25 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:29 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:no later than 2018 - my sense of time is all out of whack so I can't be more precise than that I thought it was like 5 years ago... stupid Trump era time dilation
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 00:51 |