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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Remember, its impossible for those with impure hearts to wear a safety pin. Slides right off their sins, it does. That'll be $500

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


taqueso posted:

I don't remember this at all, why is that safety pin a politics poo poo?

After Trump's election and brexit and etc, it was fashionable in certain circles to wear a safety pin to indicate that you were a good white and POCs and LGBTs were safe to talk to you without fear and so forth. Then it became that you had to wear this $500 safety pin a Twitter poster was selling or you weren't allied enough. There were safety pin subscription boxes.

All of this predicated on the ironclad belief that no malefactors could understand or use any of this info.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/intentional-insights/201611/4-questions-ask-wearing-safety-pin
Here's an quiz about whether you are virtuous enough to wear the pin.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Herman Cain stole his signature policies and speeches from SimCity and Mewtwo and for that I salute him.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



When they did the Nazi vs Viet Cong episode, they started the episode with the hosts standing there in suits explaining that while they hated to give TV time to either organization, they knew that Deadliest Warrior would be the method by which we could finally understand and destroy the nature of evil.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Filthy Hans posted:

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

I mean the good news for the IOC is that they now can't get worse than this year unless somehow they manage to hold the nega-olympics in 2024

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Isn't it also a Schengen passport so every single EU country automatically has to treat you as a full citizen and let you live and work and etc wherever you want forever? Good racket imo.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


System Metternich posted:

Nazis starting a subreddit where they exclusively talked to each other in babyspeak for some godforsaken reason

it was because redditors got mad at them for babytalking about white genocide in the cringe compilation subreddits so they had to define a space for it.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Bin Laden's animal crossing village is extremely real, and i am going to pull a National Treasure style caper to get my hands on it

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The navy war criminal guy was hilarious because a lot of magas and i think also fox for a cycle or too saw that they were disagreeing with potus and thus the military was bad now and no american could ever support the troops.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



I feel like i know what this is supposed to convey, but also my brain is rejecting that as not possibly true. This is a dangerous image.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


bio force ape posted:

disgraced John Boehner crying when he met Pope Francis

Noted Catholic Sean Spicer wanting to meet the Pope, but being forbidden and told to wait in a nearby room while other people met the Pope

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I know they were different dumb moments but i really wish that Spicer asked to see the pope, was refused, then hid lamely in some bushes to see him anyway

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Marx Was A Lib posted:

wait so how are IA and NH just not locked in an eternal battle of MMDD = (MMDD - 1) every cycle?

Isn't it that they agreed that Iowa was the first CAUCUS and NH was the first PRIMARY specifically to avoid this? I think thats a thing.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



I'd like to see HIS hair in a blizzard!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Beto and his need to perch on top of things

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

no, why did they do this?

The safety pin was to show minorities you were a safe white to talk to and would not harm them if they approached. There was a $500 a year safety pin subscription

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tulip posted:

The weirdos on twitter describing how this schmuck made them incredibly loving horny.

This entire trend of libs having to be weirdly performatively horny for whoever the politician du jour is. Calf cramping and such.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Milo and POTUS posted:


The time he thought coyotes were actual yknow. coyotes

The time he described the coyote process by half remembering a scene from Sicario 2 with the blue duct tape and the prayer mats and the cars that turn left.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Laterite posted:

osama having a shitload of porn and anime games on his computer

The bin Laden Animal Crossing Village.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Pausing one's CPAC keynote to hug the American flag

Said keynote being approximately three hours long

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Healthy young poster reads Trump Tweets, remembers sailor and nipples protruding: COVFEFE! Many such cases!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Trump assuring people that Barron would fix The Cyber to confound those rascally Chinese hackere

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


All the mace shenanigans during the brexit debates. The attempted macenapping.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


How do you fail to move downriver in a raft, however many chickens it holds. Like one of the key operating principles of rivers is you always go downriver regardless of your thoughts on the matter

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I know it's very mainstream but white gloved staff, trained in several different countries' highest etiquette putting 60 boxes of McDonald's fries on the Roosevelt China in preparation for the berder feast is extremely lmao to me

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Was it Trump's taxes or the Mueller report (both?) that Maddow had the big special with the piles of paper on her desk, cracked it open, then we got to see her realize live that it was nothing? I remember the scene i just don't remember which magic bullet it was

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Excelzior posted:

it was his 2005 taxes, they got a "leak" and hyped the gently caress out of it being a special edition of her show
then it turns out he paid 25% taxes which is pretty high for the ultra-rich

https://www.theguardian.com/media/shortcuts/2017/mar/15/rachel-maddow-and-the-trump-tax-bombshell-that-wasnt

lol yeah this was it. thank you rachel, very cool!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Barack Obama is your new bicycle.

E: it's actually still up! Click here and refresh the page to get bizarre 2008 era Obama affirmations.

projecthalaxy has issued a correction as of 02:33 on Aug 10, 2021

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Lil' Bush, the comedy central program

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


how the people trumped donald plump

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jeb (i think? Someone in the 2016 R primaries) mailing out campaign DVDs then mailing out campaign DVD players to the same people

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


jisforjosh posted:

It was a digital video player lol

Thats so much better because its not reusable!

Enjoy your huawei screens, florida boomers

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CRUSH THE SABOTEURS

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Pelosi, Schumer, et al putting on dashikis and being slowly, carefully lowered into a kneeling position on the capital rotunda before some photos were taken and they were slowly, carefully lifted back to standing

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


terrorist fist jab

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


lil poopendorfer posted:

the profile pic he carefully cropped to hide his bald head Isa pretty good lol


This is just the "heartbreaking: worst guy you know makes a good point" guy

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The kid in the Iowa caucus doing an obviously cheating coin flip to give the caucus to Buttigieg.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


the mayor pete dance

the videos of large groups of paid actors doing the mayor pete dance in sync to demonstrate revolutionary zeal

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Dinar Button is right next to the Gas Prices Dial on the Resolute desk

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


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