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raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
teen tit film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCIP0pkrU1Y

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raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019

Immediately after returning from their honeymoon, Heidi Cruz says, she had a bit of a rude awakening with regard to her husband's soup habit.

"When I married Ted, we got back from our honeymoon, and he went off to the store and came home by himself. And I was completely shocked to see that he arrived back at our apartment with literally 100 cans of Campbell’s Chunky soup," she said recently in a CNN Town Hall. "I never bought 100 of anything."

Heidi Cruz, who served in President George W. Bush's administration as both an economic policy and national security adviser, says she and her husband proceeded to have a "tough conversation" about the soup.

“You don’t buy 100 of anything, much less canned soup. We can’t do this," Cruz remembers telling him. "So the next morning, it was a weekend morning, I loaded up our car before he woke up and returned every single can. And when I got home, I called my mother just to make sure I’d done the right thing as a newlywed. And she emphatically disagreed with me. And so when Ted opened the pantry, I had to quickly tell him that I would go back and buy those cans again."

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019

In Training posted:

Oh yeah he finally did get arrested for fraud bc he was crowdfunding his own border wall lmfao

arrested by the post office

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019

Cerebral Bore posted:

some chud making elizabeth warren look kinda cool for a moment by making up a story about her actually being a depraved sex fiend

https://web.archive.org/web/20200417090046/https://facts.elizabethwarren.com/

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
During the third GOP presidential debate on Wednesday night, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush made a bold bet.

“You find a Democrat that’s for cutting taxes, cutting spending $10, I’ll give him a warm kiss,” Bush said.

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/hillary-clinton-campaign-press-release-7-things-hillary-clinton-has-common-with-your

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019

zetamind2000 posted:

there was one for all of the 2016 republican candidates during the primary, I think rand paul was little baby pee pee

was it during the campaign that he got suplexed by his neighbor over lawn care

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raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019

zetamind2000 posted:

that was in 2017

thank you. this op-ed title reliably pops into my head 1-2x per month:

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