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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


The [REDACTED] which [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and [DATA EXPUNGED] clutched in [REDACTED] is now in [REDACTED] possession.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

marianne willlaimson owning ben shapiro about getting laid

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

the most important thing, by far, is that we save tik tok so there's another service hoovering up user data to sell off to make better ads to convince us we need to buy more poo poo


thank you microsoft you are the true heroes of the corona timeline

If it weren't for my wife and my dog id probably just kill myself

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Benagain posted:

Jesus christ there are multiple people in the comments saying that autonomous cars will save us.

maybe they'll save us by crashing more of us intentionally.

wasn't there an anime about robots deciding humans were the biggest threat to human life and killing us all?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

zegermans posted:

what if instead of self driving, we had a large vehicle with a single designated driver, and established pick up and drop off points. Seems like that eliminates a lot of the problems with automation.

oh, sure, why don't we just have them all dropped off at the gulag together, too, comrade!?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Hurricane Plandy, search Q on youtube, sheeple

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Jeb

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Dreylad posted:

“Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico on Friday using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg.

Lib and let die has issued a correction as of 22:11 on Aug 5, 2020

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


"Technically it's only attempted murder, so I'm off scott-free!"

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Am I too cynical or is Hamilton the apex peak of absolute lib poo poo?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


it's worse than i thought

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

it's extremely loving gross how dems value civility over doing the right thing

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i liked making sex jokes about thighland, like, eating at the y junction in thighland

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

belgend posted:

i think not campaigning in vital states tipped things in trumps favor, everyone already knew clinton was dodgy

No, literally everything you heard about Hillary that you don't like is the fruit of a decades-long campaign by Republicans to smear her!

What do you mean I didn't even ask what you disliked about her? Whatever it was, it was Republicans! No good-faith criticism of Hillary can come from anywhere! EVER!

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

StashAugustine posted:

pete saying he'd not be gay if he could on live tv in front of his husband

maybe that was the big move to try and get the doomer vote

"vote for me, i hate me too"


e: here's a little something for top of the page

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

former glory posted:

God drat it all to hell. You'd think they could at least get some colour on that dry piece of chop if it's such a point of pride for them.

it looks like fast food "grilled" chicken before it gets defrosted

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Declan MacManus posted:

if he had an ounce of charisma he'd probably have the nomination right now and would just cruise to victory in november, but alas, the pasty sweaty nerd is who he is, and in that way, he never sold out, being the same dweeb on the inside no matter what nonexistent principles he tied himself to


yeah they actively blackmail anyone who tries to go before them and their and NH's laws dictate that if someone tries to schedule an earlier primary then they HAVE to schedule their primary even earlier

it's loving stupid and another sign of the rot in politics that there isn't just one national primary on a single day; it just feeds dumb horserace poo poo

wait so how are IA and NH just not locked in an eternal battle of MMDD = (MMDD - 1) every cycle?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Tulip posted:

Personally I like having an extremely dumb, cynical state be the first primary. The only solution that would be an improvement would be having it rotate between other dumb, cynical states.

Rhode Island first would own and be hilarious


...no, not Long Island.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

britishbornandbread posted:

what happens if a vegetarian becomes a nominee and they have one of these photo ops?

bold of you to presume someone with conviction would make it that far

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The panic was fine, in fact one could even say that after that they should never have let their guard down, but I thought the show/Adult Swim as a whole was trash however

I have very strong opinions on late night Stoner TV and I will go to the mat if it means establishing once and for all that ATHF is the greatest TV show ever and Tim and Eric should be thrown down a well forever.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Kitfox88 posted:

Jeb in general tbh

Laugh now, while you can. Jeb bides his time.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

El_Elegante posted:

you mean Jeb!?

Shh! That much energy will wake him far too soon!

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

sleep with the vicious posted:

pete buttigieg being relatable because he says "buh?" on twitter all the time

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

thetan_guy42 posted:

Give britney her drat money

I welcome Comrade Spears as the face of the New American Workers' Movement

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

tribute.wmv

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Groovelord Neato posted:

The Hogan pictures are my favorite 9/11 memory.

also v good

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

that time when we nominated joe biden because trump wouldn't be able to stick the socialist label to him

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Biden accusing Trump of wanting to defund the police.

Trump accusing Biden of wanting to defund the police

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Me President, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my rear end cheeks keeps alerting the libs

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Yeah but then everyone knows that the library in the western quad was a bribe for your failspawn's admittance.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Action Jacktion posted:

I wish Democrats really were the way they're depicted in Republican scare commercials. I've seen a few saying the whole party has been hijacked by the far left and I just think "Oh yes please!"

The RJC accidentally produced the best pro Biden ad I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGy3Y1-hCAQ

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

not being able to run bernie because trump would stick the socialist label on him, and him alone.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Milo and POTUS posted:

Pete's dad being an actual marxist professor and Pete being himself

poo poo, he bunked in Dr West's old room in college.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

vyelkin posted:

Cornel West being like "yeah Pete's like a son to me but I'd never vote for him lol"

the good doctor straight up bullied pete, and i loving loved it

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

it probably made him even stronger. he will never die.

Hey, hey, my, my
Donald Trump will never die
Obama's gone but he's not forgotten
What ever happened to that public option?

Lib and let die has issued a correction as of 22:17 on Oct 30, 2020

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

the election year where republican attack ads made a better case for the democrat party's candidate than the democrat party's candidate did

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol that's so stupid

welcome to forums dot somethingawful dot com

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

so pmc...that doesn't mean private military corporation?

kojima poisoned my brain

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

A New New York without a foul-mouthed, cigar smoking, beer swilling robot isn't a New New York worth living in.

e: 2 snipes tonight?

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the only ones that get any respect in politics are astronauts

those people with their baggy suits and driving their ridiculous buggies and always loudly blaring their anthems, don't even get me started

i voted for bill nelson solely on that credential and i'm not ashamed of it.

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