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Feb 26, 2005

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WampaLord posted:

The theory that Obama was gonna legalize weed on his last day in office.

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Feb 26, 2005

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you'd need to pay me at least $10,000 to change a single pixel of this image

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Feb 26, 2005

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an lf goon made a side scrolling beat-em-up on the xbox360 about obama beating the field for the nomination and put a bunch of goon poo poo in it, i think my username is graffitid somewhere

e: yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3unotdYN0

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Feb 26, 2005

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mooyashi posted:

bill clinton playing a loving sax on arsenio lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433-nmcWw8E

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Feb 26, 2005

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Milo and POTUS posted:

The insurance companies doing a 180 on obamacare once they realized what it entailed

They wrote the bill, they knew exactly what it was. They were able to simultaneously say "we want to make sure Everyone Gets Access To Healthcare" and also raise premiums and cut services by saying "Obamacare, You Know? What Are We Supposed To Do?"

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Feb 26, 2005

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my ex's sister went to beijing during the 2008 olympics, fell into an open manhole, and died, and it wasn't reported for over a week because Olympics. manhole cover theft was apparently a huge problem because of the price of scrap iron

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Feb 26, 2005

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

drat. I stepped on a loose cover in China but only my leg would fit. (No I wasn't that fat, it just was a non-man hole.) Some guy in a uniform ran over to yell at me while I was trying to extricate myself.

the details were super spotty when the story came out, plus my ex and i had already broken up, so i didn't press for a ton of details, but i'm guessing it was like, a big-rear end manhole. there's a good chance she was drunk too, not that that makes it less bad.

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Feb 26, 2005

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fecundate me daddy

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Feb 26, 2005

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MikeCrotch posted:

Related: Tia Tequila doing so much coke she gave herself brain damage and became a nazi

not before dating noted penis-looking infowars correspondent billy corgan

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Feb 26, 2005

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cool dance moves posted:

There was at least one porn star who sent nudes to anyone who sent her screenshots of their Bernie donations, maybe shes gone full bolshevik now

lol if you think sex workers aren't mostly communists already

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Feb 26, 2005

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Feb 26, 2005

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the performative political bullshit is dumb but fair food unironically kicks rear end. never had a pork chop on a stick but it reminds me of a maxwell street bone-in porkchop sandwich which also unironically kicks rear end

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Feb 26, 2005

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Peanut Butler posted:

help me out with the political angle on the funny poo poo i suddenly remembered which is when randy johnson obliterated a bird with a baseball

can't help you but gently caress, dude, he sure did

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Feb 26, 2005

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mooyashi posted:

the only D&D mods i remember after 15 years are The Benghazi Guy and the Ball-Gag Guy

legacy of Benghazi Guy: literally the reason trump is president, bad tattoo
legacy of Ball-Gag Guy: still a v. cute communist twink

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Feb 26, 2005

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Martin O'Malley is the guy carcetti was based on right because lol

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Feb 26, 2005

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What's Vincent D'Onofrio doing here and why can't they just give him some sugar water?

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Feb 26, 2005

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muscles like this! posted:

How Republicans all lauded Joe the Plumber when he stuck it to Obama at a campaign stop. Then it was revealed the guy wasn't named Joe and he wasn't a plumber.

Tito the Builder.

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Feb 26, 2005

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http://thisfuckingelection.com/ is still up

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Feb 26, 2005

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theflyingexecutive posted:

do you also have the link for the “grow a hitler moustache” competition? it’ll probably be lacking because of all the waffleimages but still

oh god that one hipster on his bike just kept it going for way too long

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Feb 26, 2005

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Feb 26, 2005

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finally! something this guy is provably wrong about!

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Feb 26, 2005

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brb writing a screenplay about what if Donald j trump was president during nine eleven tm tm tm do not steal I have mailed this post to myself

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Feb 26, 2005

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welp just remembered fred thompson lol

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Feb 26, 2005

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blatman posted:

there is only one acceptable target for a nuclear attack:



gotta nuke somethin

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Feb 26, 2005

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AARP LARPer posted:

omfg i've totally forgotten about reince priebus already

in the spirit of this thread that Tim and Eric rear end name just reminded me of Anthony "the mooch" scaramucci

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Feb 26, 2005

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http://thisfuckingelection.com/

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Feb 26, 2005

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the onion started building a character for Tim Kaine that was just A Literal Child in October 2016

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Feb 26, 2005

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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

7 of 9 directly causing Barack Obama to become president

obama was ahead in polls and likely to win the senate race anyway but this is still pretty lol

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Feb 26, 2005

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Mantis42 posted:

As a midwesterner most of the geography of the east coast is kinda vague for me, so I wouldn't have been able to tell where the Hamptons are or how big. poo poo, it always blows my mind when I think about how close major cities are over there. Like, from Washington DC to NY is shorter than the distance between the two major cities of my state, and you would pass through Philly on the way there! That's nuts.

it's wild, I'm from Chicago and I did a road trip out east where we went from NY->philly->DC-Baltimore in 4 days and did stuff in every city. like we gotta plan this philly to dc route... oh you get on I-95 for 2 hours

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Feb 26, 2005

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i didn't donate for the pants but iirc it was a pretty dramatic oversimplification, the goon and their partner were in dire straits (like $20 for the next month), had skills to get hired as a programmer, had an interview lined up, and had nothing to wear and LF donated like $1200 which is like a month's expenses for 2 people in a city. like pants were one of the immediate needs but people weren't donating for pants they were donating to help get folks on their feet

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Feb 26, 2005

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Mr. Lobe posted:

also I was thinking about this goat yesterday



this is from a satirical website

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Feb 26, 2005

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Carthag Tuek posted:

lol at twitter's weak rear end hedging disclaimer "official sources may not have called the race when this was tweeted"

either they had or they hadn't

"official sources" just means major media outlets anyway, even in a blowout the election isn't "official" for weeks.

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Feb 26, 2005

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on November 8 2016 the United States of America elected businessman Donald John Trump to the office of president, lol

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Feb 26, 2005

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GalacticAcid posted:

why did Bush knock down the towers?

why'd Denzel have to be crooked before he took it

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Feb 26, 2005

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what was the thing where trump said he didn't exercise because exercise drains all the energy out of your body batteries

e: awe yeah https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html

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Feb 26, 2005

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vyelkin posted:

the prime minister promised his government would uphold the result of the referendum no matter what, then when his side lost he resigned on live TV and wandered off into the sunset humming a jaunty tune

"hmm hmm hmm.... right."

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Feb 26, 2005

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atheism, things of that nature

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Feb 26, 2005

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that was literally the most salient I've ever seen Stephen A Smith be on television

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Feb 26, 2005

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poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I remember some goon got a visit from HR for calling Covid "boomer flu" at work.

in like February it was being called "boomer remover"

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Feb 26, 2005

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somehow the most nyt bullshit of all time

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